National Anthem Fail

Posted on November 20th, 2009


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  1. jpimp says:

    what was that? the special olimpics LOL

    • scuba steve says:

      go 2 dat school and she actually has down syndrom so we let her sing an we cheer

    • OMG really? says:

      Well that explains why the audience was actually cheering, best of luck to her I say :)

    • sir laughs alot says:

      when asked how she felt after singing, her only response was,” I LIKE JELLYBEANS!”

    • Goodjob says:

      An other parenting fail. If you like your child you tell him that he suck and maybe get an other passion. But these paretns didn’t care so she made a complete idiot of herself.
      All i have to say is good job.

    • haley says:

      yall hella bogish!!!! i thought it was good so wuit hateing

  2. Youth in Asia says:

    This is what happens when everyone watches Idol shows…They all think they can sing.
    This was so painful I’m puncturing my eardrums with my pen right now…

    • D. says:

      U R sooo right….the only two ppl I heard pulling off a improvized anthem was Hendrix and Marvin Gaye. All others who can’t sing it right-let alone sing-need to get the fukk away from the mic.

  3. Jack Bauer says:

    what a way to butcher the theme, she should be considered a terrorist

  4. Jack Bauer says:

    and Daniel just in advance before you troll this Fail…. FUCK YOU AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

    • BLAM says:

      Look you and I share the same hatred for that faggot.

    • Youth in Asia says:

      Count me in on the hatefest for that Daniel faggot…
      Wish he’d get anally raped with a chainsaw…

    • Jack Bauer says:

      Lmao at the chainsaw rape

    • hot carl says:

      I myself don’t like him,but I would fill a tube sock up with my sh!t and smack him with it…Daniel Go Fuck Yourself!

    • neodox says:

      What the fuck, dude…. This douchebag made an impression quicker than I think I’ve ever seen. But yeah. Daniel. You’re reading this. Stop posting.

    • fredward says:

      who is daniel and what did he say where?

    • You Fail says:

      Fredward, this isn’t a chat room.

    • c@sPeR says:

      I think he’s starting to get the hint

    • fredward says:

      i just wanna know why hes a douche

    • Trike says:

      die motherfucking rat bastard daniel die

    • Daniel says:

      I am not perfect, I’m not the best person in the world, not even the nicest. but I do forgive you. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me as well. after all, we are one race as humans.

      but seriously… not everyone is a good singer, just get over it. its these differences that makes our world so great. life is to valuable to criticize and attack people.

    • Joey hates Daniel says:

      Im behind him! Quick!! Hand me the chainsaw!!!

    • Jack Bauer says:

      are you done? shut the fuck up…. or better yet cut off your fingers so u cant type anymore

    • OMG really? says:

      OMG not this guy again…the one time, ONE TIME there is a fail that he belongs posting about, he already has a rep…fucking hell

    • christmas says:

      this dude really doesn’t need to comment on anything about philosophical stuff, cuz this is a really unclean, unholy website, so if he leaves another comment with his clean, holy words, i will literally shank his ass, and THEN anally rape him with the chainsaw. Get it, you fuck? Yes, I’m talking to you, Daniel.

    • Daniel is gay says:

      @Joey hates Daniel

      LOL at your comment, I laughed the shit out of myself…Thank you man !

    • COMMENT EPIC FAIL says:

      I guess i’ll join the group of daniel haters. God i love sarcasm.

  5. NoMercy says:

    I don’t know what’s worse, the singing, or the applause.

    • fredward says:

      im thinking the same why the hell did they cheer? iare they tone deaf? i wouldve shot either me or her

    • Nachtlicht says:

      They cheer to cover up the sound of her voice. :p

    • Jazzy says:

      It is amarching band competition and this is the award ceremony… the people cheer because they’re cheering for their schools, I know I’ve competed in the same competition before, this is in Pleasanton, CA.

  6. cutiko says:

    the most ridiculous singing ever¡¡¡ People started to aplause before the end so he/she stfp (listen carefully).
    EPIC FAIL

    • neodox says:

      I love how people say “listen carefully” or “watch carefully” for things that are painfully obvious.

  7. Tauro says:

    Hahahahahahaha

  8. Diced Peas says:

    Please America, let’s take Francis Scott Key’s beautiful poem and set it to decent music–innocent ears shouldn’t be tortured!

  9. Lloyd says:

    Everybody: the National Anthem should be sung SIMPLY, and straight forward–no runs, no Broadway. It should take about 1/4 of the time that this crazy chick took to “sing” it. And take a pitch pipe to start on the right note so you don’t run out of range. If she had sung it simply, even missing notes, it wouldn’t be the disaster that this was.

    • fredward says:

      i agree completely she tried to jazz it up with the voice growl thing and just made it worse… if thats possible

  10. Vers says:

    Ive heard worse renditions of the national anthem but this damn bitch takes the cake with her combinations of pitch, tone, fluctations, length etc. Ive never heard someone sing this tarded before. congratualations

  11. jackiethejokeman says:

    I have to agree with Youth In Asia and Loyd. If the dingbat hadnt been so caught up in singing it like the American Idol trash and had just sung it simply it might not have been so bad. Sadly they clapped for her. Why encourage the poor deluded fool?

  12. Dyquen says:

    My Girlfriend heard this and commented… ” Aw did momma tell her she could sing”… if not her momma then some tone deaf or just plain deaf jackass told her she could. i think my ears bled.

  13. fredward says:

    why was she singing? who would let her?

  14. You Fail says:

    This is just disrespectful, plain and simple.

  15. evil_chickenmonkey says:

    hats what happens when no one wants to get others’ feelings hurt-
    they wail like a starving walrus and everyone tells them they’re awesome, just not to hurt their feelings.
    and after that you get idiots thinking they’re awesome on american idol. or even worse singing the anthem.

  16. lala says:

    im tone deff and i could sing it better then that and im from the uk

  17. militaryminded85 says:

    im from the uk and that was the BEST american National Anthem iv herd yet hahahahah omfg wtmf lofl

  18. _jaded_ says:

    it felt like it only took her an hour it sing it, but i still want my hour back!

  19. Broooooomstick says:

    Roseanne Barr couldn’t have done it better…

  20. Tac says:

    Her singing reminds me of Stevy from Malcolm in the Middle.

  21. lilaeh says:

    at least all of us have ears to hear with, no matter WHAT we’re hearing sounds like.

    but i agree. something should be done about that poor girl 0.o

  22. BarnYardPimp says:

    WOW…couldnt carry a tune in a 5 gallon bucket

  23. L_yagmai says:

    I’m kinda tone deaf, so ya know what… I DON’T SING! ;) neither should she,he,it. An embarrassment to me and this Country. At the same time…if she tried her hardest and thought she sounded good, and no one told her she sucked(nicely) the people who let her sing, they are the true terrorists. But that’s just me.

  24. MusicalMichello says:

    I had a headache when i started watching this, and it didnt help. Damn that was the most horribly out of key National Anthem i have ever heard.

  25. loxle says:

    someone has to tell that girl she cant sing….. she thinks she’s christina agulara

    my god what is the worls coming to.

    i blame american society…. the place is fucked up

  26. StitchFace says:

    Wow. I got nothin’…

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    • What an Idiot says:

      ^^^^this is apparently what happens when you play beerpong til 6am and then try to leave comments on epicfail before passing out…oops!

    • Gio says:

      lol, we’ve all been there man

    • sir laughs alot says:

      I like three, THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  28. snausages says:

    Terrible singing and I’m pretty sure she fucked up the lyrics somewhere….

  29. jackel says:

    i think she didnt know all the words because at times you just here straight up mumbling.

  30. john says:

    W OW I WOULD RATHER HEAR THE SOUND OF MY OWN TEETH BEING DRILLED ,WITH A DULL DRILL

  31. Dante says:

    What if she is mentally handicapped and they let her sing the national anthem? I hope that wasn’t the case.

  32. petara says:

    What a goddamn disgrace to our anthem.
    Honestly… that’s fucked

  33. Chenzira says:

    *Redneck Voice* In America!

  34. Danger Man says:

    This singing is very, very un-American.

  35. bobit says:

    She’s definitely taken this to an all-time low…FAIL.

  36. fuckin faggot here says:

    wow i hope this slut gets a fuckin stake threw the face. i dont give a fuck if she is downsyndrome or not, i hope she gets fuckin clapped.

  37. Commo says:

    No one has any respect for the flag or anthem anymore. Everyone should be standing in the crowd, and should shut up

  38. boom shaka laka says:

    1:56 dose she say ’save the deathstar’?

  39. Taliban Man says:

    It’s definitely a fail, but that’s gonna piss me off in 5 seconds if i watch it again

  40. deathenvy says:

    hopefully her final breath(s)

  41. JP says:

    Ah yes, the Special Olympics! Sure, you’re a gold medalist… but you’re still a retard.

  42. Will says:

    Holy Hell, that was the longest fucking anthem iv ever heard.

  43. Vaughn >:O says:

    i can tell you all why they cheered…this is a school for the deaf and hellen keller was makeing a special appearence

  44. SwineNahNah says:

    1. If she has a Down syndrome, this is indication that political correctness actually IS political retardeness (like we didn’t knew that).
    2. If she’s not sick:
    2.a sue her for torturing audience
    2.b execute her for blasphemy
    2.c execute her for treason
    2.d combine a, b and c

  45. Bacl says:

    American Idol FTW!

  46. Atom says:

    We criticize and attack people because we need to weed out the idiots so they can fuck off for good…unfortunately in the good ‘ol U S of A there are far too many idiots so you have idiots trying to weed out idiots and all you get are the people you see on this thread who can’t even spell. I hope you all choak =)!

  47. radoslav ivanisovic says:

    that was pretty good i guess


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