Prison Guard Fail

Posted on November 25th, 2009


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    1. Mortis says:

      Well, he’s fired.

    2. cutiko says:

      wow lame ass guard¡¡¡

      • nola86 says:

        hes a cop and i can unfortunately say that ive seen the inside of that place and its nasty in there. dumbass New Oreleans police.

    3. Andria says:

      That was almost a TLDW.

    4. hmmm says:

      wot was up w/ that granulation ?

    5. Johnny Inches says:

      they don’t want other ppl finding out how to break out lol. That’s why the granulation is on

    6. Diced Peas says:

      Job opening!

    7. Jack Bauer says:

      Michael Scofield wouldve done it with more style and in 22 episodes

    8. militaryminded85 says:

      that must of felt briliant…i hate jail…being locked up and no self controle not being able to do what you want…good on her… if it was a man i would be worryed of what he was convicted for but seing as it was a women her conviction cant be worst than murder…yes thats right ther are worst things than murder out ther

      • Brecky says:

        yeah sure its okay if she went out and started killing people, its fine because she is a woman, no worries

      • militaryminded85 says:

        well yer sorry but thats how i fill

      • portsta says:

        and your military minded? you’re a fail. sexist.

      • Youth in Asia says:

        portsta, how can you make a mistake on the first “your”, use it correctly for the second “you’re”, and fail to notice your own mistake?
        You’re a fail…and a textist…

      • You Fail says:

        Textist? LMAO!!

      • james says:

        lol you shup up Youth In Asia xD….crall back to pequim, or hiroshima, or some dump like that

      • Youth in Asia says:

        Wow james…
        I rarely see Engrish as bad as yours on this site, or anywhere for that matter.
        Now I feel bad for making fun of you because you’re obviously mentally handicapped.
        Either that or you’re the biggest trollfag on the interwebs.

      • PornStar Marc says:

        James, your a tool. Youth in Asia generally provides solid comments. You sir have yet to do so and just dig yourself deeper with your lack of writing skill and uncreative comments.

      • Lloyd says:

        Education fail, big time. (And by the way, it’s “should have,” not “should of.”

      • whatamess says:

        militaryminded85 writes “good on her” ? Our nation’s high recidivism rate suggests that you too will be back in jail soon enough. Enjoy freedom while you can!

      • Andria says:

        Should have thought of that before you did something to put yourself in jail.

        You’re either a complete tool or a complete tool troll.

      • that guy says:

        why don’t all of you just shut up epicfail isn’t a fucking site to make fun of the commentors i have seen this crap on every post on here and it is stupid go back to saying lol and get on with your fucking lifes.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        to anyone saying military solders are fail for ging to jail…is fucking retarded…a solder is NOT a police officer… a solder is a guvernment payed criminal…that is payed to kill and muteilate someone that tryes to fuck with whatever the guvernment is trying to do…a solder is someone that has never been caught doing somthing ilegal and just decided to join the army…if we had police officers join the army we would be 100% fucked…so the next time you see a criminal say thank you.. for leading the life YOU never had the ballz to live..you ungraitfull pussy’s

      • spcbce says:

        wow, sounds like the british military is fucked up! Just curious what do, or did, you do in your army?

      • Y.G.B says:

        This militaryminded85 guy chats so much shit. I once had an arguement with him on this site and he was claiming to be in the army and now hes saying its bad to be a solider.

        Either hes skitzo or a compulsive lier either way hes got problems dont listen to him

      • Y.G.B says:

        Youth in asia is a douche too. Why get stressed over the way a person writes? If you can read and understand the comment then thats all that matters, why be so stuck up that you have to throw a tantrum over a spelling error. You must be one lonely guy.

      • Zed says:

        Q militaryminded8: LOL! WTF Are you trying to say…!!!

      • Zed says:

        @Y.G.B : Youthinasia is not stressed, if you should only know about the amount of mistakes he’s referring at… You should LOL too! I do! ;)

      • Y.G.B says:

        @zed: Im confused

      • failure says:

        youth in Asia = grammar nazi

      • White guy says:

        Y.G.B. is the only person on this entire section of comments that has a properly functioning brain. Who gives a fuck about grammar errors? Youth in Asia is exactly what their name states, a child from Asia..so how can anyone say that his/her points are valid? She is probably 10 years old and has no idea what the fuck he/she is talking about. Militaryminded85, you are a worthless piece of shit and you need to be repeatedly punched in your fuck hole for some of the shit you say. You think murder is okay because she is female? That simple jigaboo bitch will be right back on the street selling your kids and your mom $5 pieces of crack. Your brain = Mega FAIL

      • EH says:

        See, this is what happens when you let women on the internet. They start a thread which spans most of the page making me have to scroll all the way down, I just don’t have time.

      • ... says:

        wow i wonder if he wrote this nonsense on purpose xD i mean no one can really believe that murder is ok, but look at all the shit u started spamming about it xD hilarious , guess i gotta try that too
        btw ppl who bitch about spelling errors sure need some real hobbys

      • that guy says:

        too all of you ragging on militaryminded, you, are all readding fails. and you did miserably. he DID NOT say that murder is ok, or that its ok because the escaped woman is a female. he said there are WORSE things than murder, like being raped and tortured for a long time first, or being raped and tortured with out being killed, so your whole life is spent remembering the efeects of such. and, since 95 of all people who perpatrate these crimes ARE MALE, i would have to agree that it being a female that escaped is a little bit better than a male. but yea, you know, whatever you lonly wankers have to say about others to make your self feel better.

    9. CornMcKobbler says:

      I’m FREE! Wheeeeeeee!… On noes, I’m fat… *huff huff huff wheez*

    10. militaryminded says:

      lol

    11. BluntMan2009 says:

      I Call Shenanigans!!! Fake!!! That’s why they blurred it out…someone opened the door when they blured it and then unblured it when she got to the other side then she pretended to climb down…I don’t think she could have got thru that barbed wire so easily!!

    12. PornStar Marc says:

      I think this is more than a guard fail, how about a prison layout fail? All the doors were open, there aren’t any other guards at an entranceway, apparently no one watching the cameras during this “daring” escape.

    13. LAIF says:

      that is so fake it smells bad…if she really broke out.
      someone had no notice.
      and if it is real… someone is in deep shit for leaking this xD

    14. Taliban Man says:

      my god now i don’t feel so bad about going to prison

    15. Vic says:

      that has got to be the easiest get escape ever…..and da funny part is that it was in bra daylight…..lol….right thru the front door…lol…wat theres no more guards….hes the only one

    16. jamBot says:

      …and she is out of there!

    17. jamBot says:

      Why is it that EVERYONE has to claim that “this is a fake” and “that is a fake”? Do you have any idea how stupid people are? You can see from the long ass begin of the video, the guard was “chatting-up” the chick at the front desk. Clearly he wasn’t paying attention. Second, it’s probably a minimal security or juvenile hall. Third, they did see her escape, they just didn’t stop her because —- they are lazy. Isn’t that obvious?

      That girl is going straight home, the lazy guards will call the cops to go get her, and the cops will pick the girl up at her house.

    18. ZipZop says:

      That might have been a holding center at best. No actual prison would have that little security. If military minded was ever actually locked up he would have realized that there’s more security for any actually risk.

      • NomadicDesigner says:

        ok this is where you are wrong i have been locked up in prison as well.And there are a lot of security problems.The place i was locked up has whole sections of the prison where there are no cameras at all.People can just walk out the front gate it has happened many many times where i was.I actually watched 2 guys climb a fence and run off and have been on the run for 2 years.

    19. mel says:

      the sequel on “the shanksaw redemption”…they had to make some budget cuts…

    20. Debi Thompson says:

      like the cop, she just wanted to go home!

    21. Dark_Arbalest says:

      What an idiot….

    22. beakt says:

      FREEEEDOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    23. hoseph says:

      haha run nigga run

    24. hoseph says:

      i hope she goes and buys a lottery ticket now


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