it doubles as a dong for them ladies that both want to get out them shedding pube hairs and a toy that apparently has a grip that is ribbed for her pleasure. Probly comes in the basic 5 inch grip for those easy on the go jobs… and the super sized vibrating 10 grip for those days when basic just wont de-shed it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
So… you saw this being used on some dogs, and they enjoyed it so much that you want to make sure your parent’s pets and your own don’t miss out on the… fun. That’s actually very thoughtful of you, animals can’t “deshed” themselves like people can (no thumbs). Make sure to have some paper towels handy before you go “deshedding” them.
I have one, it’s an awesome dog grooming tool. I think it would be pretty unpleasant as a dildo, though. And if you’re a guy, and your testicles look like that you’re probably sterile.
haha I just went to my mothers the other day and opened the closet door and one of these was sitting at the bottom of the closet… I just looked at it like o.O for a few seconds, then realized what it was. lol
Apparently it desheds the first few layers of labial tissue. Watch out ladies the FURminator had marked you for execution!
look! a dildo..
it doubles as a dong for them ladies that both want to get out them shedding pube hairs and a toy that apparently has a grip that is ribbed for her pleasure. Probly comes in the basic 5 inch grip for those easy on the go jobs… and the super sized vibrating 10 grip for those days when basic just wont de-shed it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
debushing tool more like.
Engrish Fail. I’ve actually seen this being used on dogs, and I wish I had them for my parents cats and my guinea pigs.
So… you saw this being used on some dogs, and they enjoyed it so much that you want to make sure your parent’s pets and your own don’t miss out on the… fun. That’s actually very thoughtful of you, animals can’t “deshed” themselves like people can (no thumbs). Make sure to have some paper towels handy before you go “deshedding” them.
You want to rape your parents cat? I dont think it will fit in a guinea pig. you gotta talk to daniel about that
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I have one, it’s an awesome dog grooming tool. I think it would be pretty unpleasant as a dildo, though. And if you’re a guy, and your testicles look like that you’re probably sterile.
lol
I used to work at a pet store, I guess I never viewed it that way.
It’s a great product for de-shedding dogs and cats, though.
Cool,I can use this as an Anal Toy!
I’m not surprised, not at all…probably the only joy you have in your pathetic life u depressed douchebag !
Daniel uses it to groom his body, he’s half moron and half ape.
Obviously a fake Daniel :<
cheap. no fail here, fanboyz.
ya 2 for the price of 1 !
is sheds your ass-fro and then you turn it over and get anal pleasure.
clearly used to pleasure your animal and groom it
hahahaha! i have one of those!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!! my mind never went there either.
took me a while to get the joke. lol funny-ass shit
Dude, I have this thing.
It’s actually really good.
seriously..i dont get the joke at all…
I WOULD make fun of the Furminator…except it actually works really well and definitely gets the extra dog fur. Such an unfortunate design, though…
I don’t get this fail.. Epic Fail for me?
its actually a great tool…i dont see the point of this fail…is it because it kinda looks like a dildo? it should be a design fail if anything..
my mother has one of those.
yes
haha I just went to my mothers the other day and opened the closet door and one of these was sitting at the bottom of the closet… I just looked at it like o.O for a few seconds, then realized what it was. lol
these r for dogs, i use it on my german shepherd all the time, unless the design is supposed to b the fail
I’m a dog groomer and I have never even noticed that before…the funny thing is these come in multiple sizes…lol…
i vote gamergirl as best comment. i still wanna hear a chick say it works good tho… and not for your fucking dog.
How did I miss this? Fuck! And Valentines Day just passed! I coulda done a One-Stop Shop!
Now, why can’t my Fleshlight be a little more handererererer!
I’m gonna invent some tools with fake vaginas on ‘em. A skillsaw maybe?
woooooooow, a skillsaw pocket pussy, really?some of us actually prefer the real thing.
The skillsaw or the pocketpussy?
I wonder if it vibrates??? Hmmmm
Well stick it up there and give it a try freak