Deshedding Tool Fail

Posted on November 26th, 2009


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  • 38 Comments on “Deshedding Tool Fail”

    1. PornStar Marc says:

      Apparently it desheds the first few layers of labial tissue. Watch out ladies the FURminator had marked you for execution!

    2. Dude.. says:

      look! a dildo..

    3. Dyquen says:

      it doubles as a dong for them ladies that both want to get out them shedding pube hairs and a toy that apparently has a grip that is ribbed for her pleasure. Probly comes in the basic 5 inch grip for those easy on the go jobs… and the super sized vibrating 10 grip for those days when basic just wont de-shed it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    4. maximus says:

      debushing tool more like.

    5. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      Engrish Fail. I’ve actually seen this being used on dogs, and I wish I had them for my parents cats and my guinea pigs.

      • CornMcKobbler says:

        So… you saw this being used on some dogs, and they enjoyed it so much that you want to make sure your parent’s pets and your own don’t miss out on the… fun. That’s actually very thoughtful of you, animals can’t “deshed” themselves like people can (no thumbs). Make sure to have some paper towels handy before you go “deshedding” them.

      • Scubasteve says:

        You want to rape your parents cat? I dont think it will fit in a guinea pig. you gotta talk to daniel about that

      • Reaver says:

        CornMcKobbler… Name Win
        CornMcKobbler… Comment Win

    6. Nax says:

      I have one, it’s an awesome dog grooming tool. I think it would be pretty unpleasant as a dildo, though. And if you’re a guy, and your testicles look like that you’re probably sterile.

    7. Andria says:

      I used to work at a pet store, I guess I never viewed it that way.

      It’s a great product for de-shedding dogs and cats, though.

    8. Daniel says:

      Cool,I can use this as an Anal Toy!

    9. Ilya A says:

      cheap. no fail here, fanboyz.

    10. jpimp says:

      is sheds your ass-fro and then you turn it over and get anal pleasure.

    11. dominick says:

      clearly used to pleasure your animal and groom it

    12. jeremy says:

      hahahaha! i have one of those!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!! my mind never went there either.

    13. Taliban Man says:

      took me a while to get the joke. lol funny-ass shit

    14. FURminator says:

      Dude, I have this thing.
      It’s actually really good.

    15. greg says:

      seriously..i dont get the joke at all…

    16. RSE says:

      I WOULD make fun of the Furminator…except it actually works really well and definitely gets the extra dog fur. Such an unfortunate design, though…

    17. Masta Keith says:

      I don’t get this fail.. Epic Fail for me?

    18. john says:

      its actually a great tool…i dont see the point of this fail…is it because it kinda looks like a dildo? it should be a design fail if anything..

    19. melissa says:

      my mother has one of those.

    20. Bioclaw says:

      haha I just went to my mothers the other day and opened the closet door and one of these was sitting at the bottom of the closet… I just looked at it like o.O for a few seconds, then realized what it was. lol

    21. person says:

      these r for dogs, i use it on my german shepherd all the time, unless the design is supposed to b the fail

    22. GamerGirl says:

      I’m a dog groomer and I have never even noticed that before…the funny thing is these come in multiple sizes…lol…

    23. dickhouse says:

      i vote gamergirl as best comment. i still wanna hear a chick say it works good tho… and not for your fucking dog.

    24. Fred says:

      How did I miss this? Fuck! And Valentines Day just passed! I coulda done a One-Stop Shop!

    25. Fred says:

      Now, why can’t my Fleshlight be a little more handererererer!
      I’m gonna invent some tools with fake vaginas on ‘em. A skillsaw maybe?

    26. Honestly says:

      I wonder if it vibrates??? Hmmmm


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