Gender Identification Fail

Posted on December 3rd, 2009


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    1. hot carl says:

      It’s nice to see Daniel post a pic of himself on here…Nice Bitch tits!

      • Pure says:

        Guys you shouldn’t make fun of Daniel. He’s entitled to his opinion just like everyone else.

      • Pete says:

        Well in that case…In my opinion your a douche!

      • Pure says:

        You mean YOU’RE a douche. It’s you’re. As in you are.

      • Youth in Asia says:

        And in my opinion, Daniel, Pure, and james all need to choke on a fat dick and die… Just like this weirdo with the A-cup bitch tits…
        Get a training bra buddy!

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Of course I gotta back Youth In Asia. Fuck the trolling haters, they brought it on themselves.

      • Pure says:

        Aww you guys are totally in love. That’s awesome. Did you guys meet on epicfail?

      • Youth in Asia says:

        Nope, we met while gangbanging your mom… She was on Craigslist under “Cum guzzling sluts”.

      • Pure says:

        Technically that’s a “double team”

        …Well two people could be a gang I guess. That’s pretty much the smallest gang possible though. Alright, you win… This time.

      • james says:

        AHAHAHA Pure COMMENT WIN!!!
        Gaystar Marc & his boyfriend Youth in Asia FAIL!!

        lool i think these two guys are in love!!! xD

      • PornStar Marc says:

        The only love I have is seeing you trying to formulate sentences. Its like watching a baby walk, awkward and a lot of stumbling. Note my articulation and clever quips in past comments to your guerrilla-style attack and runs.

      • Daniel says:

        you guys seriously need to stop this. just put yourself in someone else’s shoes for once

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Seems Pure is a fence-sitter insulting both sides in this whole spewing of comments. I’m more of a Backpage guy than Craigslist, hotter girls. And no I didn’t pay so james it looks like your quick jab is out for this comment.

      • Pure says:

        I do it for the lulz.

      • Daniel says:

        sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. so quit making fun of me just because you have some deep inner pain your trying to fill through your insults and hate

      • Subasteve says:

        Daniel, my feeling for you are sumed up by a slipknot lyric “i wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound”

      • BLAM says:

        Daniel, I’ll put my self in your shoes for a second……..and nowe i’m a faggot.

      • CCX2005 says:

        Thank you Daniel. Hopefully this ends pretty soon. Until then, Pure and Pete, STFU!!!

      • Johneh says:

        Nice gyno noob.

      • yourmaster says:

        The only inner pain they are feeling is the deep stabbing pain in their colon from the huge nigger dick they’re fucking

      • michae beilenson says:

        As a gay man in my 40s ,I am fascinated by a boy this beautiful…Very sexy…I would love to meet you

      • james says:

        i think these daniel hater’s are all virgins

      • Vic says:

        Seriously all of you are Idiots. I’ve only read 3 comment pages on Epicfail and I see the same people talking trash.

      • KRUGER says:

        I don’t know if I am more disturbed by this picture or by what this michae beilenson said…”As a gay man in my 40s ,I am fascinated by a boy this beautiful…Very sexy…I would love to meet you” can we say NAMBLA?…

      • Daniel says:

        STOP THIS RIGHT NOW. THE VIOLENCE, HATRED, PAIN, MISERY, MUST ALL STOP HERE AND NOW. if you want to go to war so be it but make it a fight worth fighting for. lets end war instead of causing destruction. lets help people instead of putting them down. u think insulting me will make you feel better but it wont and all your doing is aggrevating the situation. I have feelings too you know so when you make fun of me (saying its nice of me to post a picture like this) its not good at all. new age people.

      • Scubasteve says:

        dude you bring it on yourself. take everyones advice and just shut the fuck up and you won’t get your fragile feelings hurt. seriously seek therapy if u cant handle internet humor

      • CCX2005 says:

        Yeah, last time I checked, YOU guys are making fun of him while he’s expressing his mind however he wants, so how is he bringing this upon himself? I would like to know, because he’s just taking it (which he shouldn’t have to), while you guys are taking like dumba**es (LOL that’s Youth of Asia and Daniel!) Just shut up, it’s annoying, and I’m sure Daniel’s tired of it.
        -Murcielago

      • Scubasteve says:

        I’m trying to help this faggot. The point of this site is to look at some funny shit and make fun of it. When someone gets all preachy he opens himself up to being ridiculed. He’s not going to change anyones mind or enlighten us, he just make us want to kill him in a ninja like fashion.

      • CCX2005 says:

        I am too, but I wouldn’t call him a ——.

      • Youth in Asia says:

        CCX2005 (or Murcielago),
        You need to stop being such a pussy too. The site is for laughing at failures, not positive reinforcement and consoling these idiots.
        Stick to your Need For Speed message board if you don’t like the comments here.
        By the way, we’re all soooo impressed that you sign your posts with “Murcielago”. Using your favorite video game car name as your online handle – FAIL!

      • yesbox says:

        OMG why the f*ck are you guys figthing?! can´t you just sit and watch failing pictures in harmony like normal people?

      • TriggerHappyGirl says:

        We’re fighting because of all the douchebag trolls who can’t have a laugh.

    2. Subasteve says:

      obviously photoshoped. they took out james motorboatn him

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Oh he’s still in the photo. They just cropped out james sucking this “dude’s” cock.

      • james says:

        lol you too lovers must get hard each time you talk about gay stuff lololol

      • poison117 says:

        awww look at this, you just started the whole cycle of these people trying to crack a joke at eachother, i’m not trying to be preachy but i’ve been on this site for like 4 minutes now and eac picture i go to i see the same people firing back at eachother because of the same shit. please,i’m asking you to stop, now i’m gonna drop it because i’ve said my part

    3. Winner says:

      Eighth!!!!

    4. asmartwoman says:

      Just so everyone knows this happeneds to MANY adolecents Men and women…..those are more boobs…they are a product of our health. There is SOOO much hormones in meat and milk that it is effecting kids of all ages. Did you know that girls are starting their periods as young as age 6? that is sad. If you watch what you eat and buy milk that does not have the growth hormones in it, and meat that is more natrual then we can help to eliminate this problem. So many women are getting breast cancer from it. Just so this is clear also…..MEN CAN GET IT TOO!!! and men that eat these hormone filled product are more at risk than some women.So to all you teenagers that have this. You will be fine! To all of you people making fun of them….watch what you eat and what your children eat you or your precious kid could have this and get made fun of too!

      • Youth in Asia says:

        Hey asmartwoman,
        I’ve got some nice hormone-free meat you can eat right here…No preservatives either ;)
        ziiiip!

      • Youth in Asia says:

        For the record, the condition you’re referring to is called “gynecomastia”.

      • CornMcKobbler says:

        Yay, a lesson on nutrition from some crazy bag lady!
        Listen up everyone – if you don’t convert your entire family to veganism, grow all your own food in your bathtub, and refuse all medical treatment that isn’t directly derived from homegrown herbs (out of that same bathtub), then they’ll all grow up to be mutated reptilians with biologically grown implants that force them to bend their will to the New World Order!

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Penn and Teller smelled BULLSHIT in regards to organically grown food. They often had fewer nutrients, nearly always spoiled sooner, and in blind taste tests came up less flavorful than the “bad” genetically-modified food.

      • Katatak says:

        Yeah, uh… the premature periods are NOT the result of hormones. That is a common and widely publicized misconception. The factor which influences this is body fat percentage. We start having periods when we have enough fat to support a baby. So, just take a look around at all the obese children out there; it’s easy to see how this is happening. This finding is supported by empirical evidence (unlike the hormone claims). Finally, analysis of the quality of milk and meat provided by “hormone-free” cows shows that they have the same protein and hormone quality as “treated” animals.

      • shutup_ass_mart_woman says:

        HAHA! its epicfail, not webMD.

      • dan says:

        stfu, we dont need to know this shit your just one of those people that have to tell us about things we dont give a shit about. this is a fail website, not a vegan-donteatmeatoryouwillhaveaperiodevenifyouare4 website.

    5. PornStar Marc says:

      Whats that? Its PAT

      • james says:

        it’s your boyfriend youh in asia :D

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Yet another clever mastermind of a burn by james. Oh man, that stung so bad I’m curled in the corner in the fetal position… to keep from laughing at your unoriginal retort.

      • Youth in Asia says:

        Wow, I just realized james is in the third grade…
        Either that or he’s severely mentally retarded.
        (Mentally handicapped is a more proper term, I know, but james is a straight out retard/softhead/mongoloid/short-bus rider).

      • me says:

        lol i loved the ‘it’s pat’ skits…

      • james says:

        my anomaly is my dick :) 23cm .but your mummy can only swallow 18 :(

      • rude~! says:

        i thin kits rude to just bash on peopele, im 14 and you guys should just stop and leave people alone if people want to put pictures like that on the internet, so b it, just don’t bash on them! :) thank’s, Jessica.

    6. jpimp says:

      jajaja nice man boobs A cup. hope you kill yourself when you see it’s been posted all over the internet

    7. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      It looks like he hasn’t been active enough, all preteen boys need to burn more calories then preteen girls because of all the changes in muscle mass and hormones. Preteen girls need that added weight because of developing breasts and changes to their reproductive organs.

      • CornMcKobbler says:

        Nah, it has nothing to do with activity level in this case – that kid obviously isn’t overweight. Some males just get that; like Youth in Asia said above it’s called “gynecomastia,” which in this kid’s case was probably just a hormone imbalance at puberty. He can easily have the gland removed in a couple of years and they won’t come back.
        The fail isn’t really that he has them, but that the idiot took a picture of them.

        I think that’s the first non-joking post I’ve made. :|
        *puts on helmet* Is he has boobies?

    8. Subasteve says:

      So James=Scarecrow(no brain), Pure=dorthy(likes semen), Daniel=Lion(pussy) but who is da fuckin tinman???

      • Pure says:

        Soon enough Subasteve… Soon enough. When the tinman shows his face I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming – as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        @ Pure: tl;dr

      • Subasteve says:

        Originality fail. penny arcade is gay and so are you. you can still kill yourself tho. be sure to tape it so it can be posted here

      • Pure says:

        HA! You still read it all. Time waste win! Bitch!

      • Subasteve says:

        whats that? oh you wana gargle youth in asia’s dads balls again. im sure he would be happy to oblige you with the baby bater you love soooo much

      • CornMcKobbler says:

        Uh… the kid in this picture can be the Titman?

        OH! You said “tinman,” my bad.

      • james says:

        Subasteve likes to milk this young man :) CornMcKobbler agrees with me!

      • Scubasteve says:

        James milks his 23cm. to this pic

      • youfailxhard says:

        oooh. get owned james.

    9. Pure says:

      That’s not even close to what I wrote.. Like, at all.

    10. jose says:

      that up there is the before pic this links shows the after http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/10/wtf-fail-2/

    11. byyyyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh says:

      byaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man booooooooooooooobbbbs

    12. JeV says:

      with the risk of a purgatory-like cascade of flames coming my way… what’s up with the escalation in the ‘we don’t like daniel, james or heartbreakprincess’?? 3/4 of this page is not even about the fail (and what a fail it is!)

      • Arnold says:

        I agree, JeV.

        A flame war – especially one as juvenile as this one is – isn’t much fun for anyone but the flamers. Once this stuff gets started on a site it tends to crowd out the legitimate comments. Takes the fun out of it.

      • Scubasteve says:

        i know it hurts but sand can easily be removed from the vagina with thorough douching

      • james says:

        i love this flaming shitt..lol like Youth In Asia loves golden showe fountain from Gaystar Marc

    13. Mr. Puke says:

      oh shit, now I rly need to puke all over the place, gross

    14. Mr. Puke says:

      gross shit, now I rly need to puke all over the place

    15. Arnold says:

      Are we absolutely sure this is a guy? Looks to me like a young woman with short hair, unshaved underarms, and a strong jaw. Also, most guys – even gay guys – don’t wear their nails like that; very girlish.

    16. _jaded_ says:

      if a guy exposes himself and it’s only “r” rated, then he’s got a problem, of a disgusting nature.

    17. Devonicly me says:

      You know if you scroll down just enough to hide the head, it’s not bad looking at all, it’s actually arousing. Teenage titties is all we men want in life. :-D

    18. weeeeee says:

      just LOL

    19. ahaha says:

      ahahahahahaha BITCH TITS!!!

    20. bigititis says:

      hahahahahahahahahaha i think this is a fail record

    21. jamBot says:

      Poor bastard.

    22. jamBot says:

      You’re not covering those up with a t-shirt. Not a sports bra either.

    23. KanKan says:

      Possibly a candidate for gender reassignment surgery?
      Could be on estrogen, or something.

    24. actiondave says:

      i think the correct medical term is MAN TITS!

    25. Cheese Nip says:

      I masturbate ferociously while roaring like a lion.

    26. Come'on says:

      Why does everyone always have to flame on Daniel. Pure is right, he is entitled to his opinion. Now Im not gonna lie I find a lot of it pretty funny but in the words of Jimmy “I mean, come on”. And I’m gonna get flamed for defending him because that’s how it works on the internet but “come on”

    27. WTFMAN says:

      OMG LOLOOL THATS SOOOOO FUCKING NASTY!! and guys get off Asia’s dick geez.

    28. john says:

      nice jugs,and stfu daniel do the worl a favor and choke on a dick

    29. god says:

      wow… everybody hates daniel, people think man-boobs are related to not being a vegan virgan vagina, everyone is using ‘retorts” and “insults” that I used in second grade, and people think that calling someone gay and saying they have a boyfriend when they are men is “cool” and makes you “popular.” Well, my friends, try looking at your life. Dont have one? Your bad. see it and see you in a divorce, no money, livin’ in a cardboard box, how the hell did you get a computer? if you are in a happy mairrage, living in nice house with lots of money, joy. you are probably one of the nice, god contributers that actually comented on the pic, instead of arguing pointlessly. good job!

      also: hilarious pic. wtf though?????????????? looks more like a drunk whore that ate too much McDonalds fattymeals

    30. fuckmook says:

      a man walks in a bar and goes up to a few guys at a pool table and has a little chat then he heads to the daniel and says ” i bet you 300 dollars i can piss in a glass 5 feet away without missing a single drop. ” so the daniel bets and the guy unleashes pissing all over the bar table, daniels face, and daniel is laughing his ass off with piss dripping off his face and says ” hey dumbshit why are u so happy u lost” and the guy says to daniel ” see those guys over there, i bet them all 500 dollars each that i would piss all over you and you wouldnt be mad about it but you would be happy!!!

    31. The Docter says:

      ELE

      Everybody Love Everybody! :D

    32. John Cena Has Herpies says:

      ok “docter” lol..your name is fitting on this site,because your name is a EPIC FAIL!

    33. epicw00t says:

      meh… you ppl rant a lot, was entertaining though :D thx ^^

      and for the dude in the pic… “Got milk m0fo?” o.O :P

    34. jdawg says:

      looks like someone mistaked the estrogen pills for tylenol

    35. walt says:

      omg you people have absolutely no life do you like south park
      do you play world of warcraft no i have a life my friend likes this web site but i think its boring i think its a bunch of over educated virgins who point there finger at everyone else so they dont find out how retarded they are

    36. WandereR says:

      Quick type, that person is a DUDE or Trans*** ?? Get a life?! XD

    37. Will says:

      hahahahaha, oh man, thats fucking gross.

    38. Meg says:

      This picture is tasty :D

      Elf boobies, lol.

    39. Epic lulz says:

      ponstar mac was caught spreading peanut butter between his ass cheeks and letting his boyfriend youth asia eating it all off (EXPOSED)

    40. Lettering says:

      fuckin sick!

    41. BeccaB says:

      to tell the truth he isnt that bad looking so dont take the piss olut of him for being daring and postin a phot …… x XD but it is a bit odd

    42. tweetertina says:

      wow you all have no life dont you have better things to do then to fight online. why dont you people go out and meet like idk REAL PEOPLE. maybe then your parents will acctually like you. i know its harsh but its the truth.

    43. zero mc fail says:

      this guy needs surgery

      • Rey the Great says:

        He probraly was in surgery getting a sex change until the doctor left and forgot about him.and now, hes a creepy guy that should start shopping at Victoria secret

    44. Mike says:

      why did u take a pic of ur little tits if u didnt want people to make fun of u

    45. christian says:

      WTF whats wrong with you guys are you mother fucking cp humans?
      is it hes wrong that he got knife boobies!?

    46. Zbra says:

      sickening >_>

    47. TeamLizBlazeRulez98 says:

      I swear.2 the ones tht r saying snarky ass comments,u guys r so cruel!Give em’ a break,man!It’s stupid 2 judge ppl,u know!

    48. 2lolo says:

      GOOD LUCK KID.. IN FINDING A GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU HAVE A BIGGER TITS THAN HER………

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