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    1. That’s because people from Saskatchewan have trouble counting past 10 when they’re wearing shoes 😉

    2. Wow, Youth in Asia and Stevie, are really stupid. I’m Canadian, I can count over 32,000 in English and over 20 in French. Just because ONE idiot can’t count, doesn’t mean we all can’t.

    3. Um, only to 32,000? If you can count in the thousands, you should at least be able to get to a million.

    4. HBP, I’m Canadian too, but I learned to count higher than 32,000… Counting in French is easy too, so I don’t know why you stopped at 20…
      You must have gone to school in Saskatchewan 😉

  2. umm you know if you were smart enough to read the actually article, the lineman was doing what he was trained to do. he didn’t move because he didn’t want to commit a foul
    so NOT HIS FAULT

    1. Ok, they are so right. Nothing but retarded shit comes out of your mouth. At least James is a little funny (in a 12 year old way).

      So the lineman is trained to stand there bent over the whole play, so Daniel has a good 10 seconds to finish jacking off over his ass? Hmm… nope sorry, the NFL wasn’t designed with you in mind. You just got lucky this one time.

      So what about every other player that was moving once the play started? They were all “committing fouls?” The only foul I see is your sperm donor failing to wear protection before his play; now we all get the penalty.

    2. Come on people. Leave Daniel alone. He’s just the sensible voice to your homophobic, judgemental babble. You could learn a thing or two from him.

    3. PS – Sperm donors do not wear condoms when donating sperm. That defeats the purpose of sperm donation..

    4. @Pure
      “Sperm donor” is also slang for a biological daddy, one who knocked up a bitch then ran off never to be seen again.
      If you think I meant a literal donor, then I’ll just nod and let you get back to your bologna sandwich on Wonderbread that your mommy cut the crusts off of.
      Also, no one would pick on Daniel if he didn’t come to post comments that fail worse than the content – I’ve avoided it up to this point.

      @Daniel
      No, I wasn’t paying attention to the very small details at first to see the “FSU” and “Florida” at the top. You thought him not moving was him “not committing a foul” (it’s usually referred to as a “penalty,” this isn’t a baseball game) showing you’re clueless about the game, yet you picked up enough detail to know it’s not NFL. This just shows you watched it 50 times and were jacking off to it.

    5. CornMcobbler, your logic is flawless, and with name like that, why wouldn’t it be.
      PS – Are you the urban dictionary?! I’ve always wanted to meet it.. uhh, you? Is CornMckobbler your superhero name? Do you fight crime, or just troll fail sites correcting people who are obviously just fucking with you? Pull whatever it is out of your ass and lighten up.. Dick.

    6. Would you like to come over and pull it out for me? No… haha… get that hand out of your pocket and wipe that big goofy grin off of your face, I was just kidding.
      It’s nice to see that Daniel finally has a “posse” to back him up, though. Mr. J, sir, good job at contributing your two cents. What a win addition you provided.

      PS – Pure; we understand that when you hit the “reply” button, you are creating an addendum of your thoughts to the existing string of thoughts-in-text.

      PPS – Even if you’ve already hit “submit,” then think of something else, we still understand that it’s an ongoing string and that you might make more than one “reply.”

      PPPS – In other words, this isn’t your weekly letter to Grandma, so you don’t need to tack on “PS” every time a new idea pops in your head.

    7. @Daniel
      Seriously, when did actually moving on a play become a “foul” in football? And to continue that train of thought, when did football begin calling them “fouls” instead of “penalties”?

      Dumbass,

    8. If he was doing what he was supposed to be doing why would the announcers, you know, the experts they hire to commentate the game, be laughing their asses off at him.

    9. lol i think he crapped his pants …like tojo and his “buddy” (Youth in Asia & Gaystar Marc) do when they have anal intercourse :):):):):):)

    10. Will you guys just stop teasing each other? It’s not like anyone’s bothering you. Just leave it alone.
      -Murcielago

    11. Well obviously I’m about a month late to this stupid conversation, but guys he really was doing what he was supposed to do, he just took it a little too literally. I forget the coach’s name, but he trains all his offensive linemen to freeze if they think they see a defender jump offside. It has something to do with drawing the official’s attention to the offside defender by not moving at all. It IS stupid, I’m not disputing that, but this guy’s not as much of an idiot as he seems.

      Like I said, I can’t remember the guy’s name, but he used to coach West Virginia Univ., and there’s video on youtube of their entire offensive line standing still through entire plays. Its fuckin weird.

  3. The Coach yelled at him, just before he got on the field, he kept gettin in the way. “DONT FUCKING MOVE!!! Last time Imma Tell you. When they pass the ball and 3 gets the ball…..YOU DONT FUCKIN MOVE!!! HAhahahahahaha his head didnt even turn, all that pile ups and head on collisions musta fucked his brain up to take away his motor skills.

  4. ok so im gonna quote V’s comment for this guy
    ” he thinks of the ice cold watermelon and grape Kool-Aid waiting for him at home. Perhaps he will stop at Popeye’s on the way home and get a combo meal with a biscuit, break into somebody’s house, and then harass a blond, blue-eyed white woman as he cashes his welfare check while purchasing some malt liquor. There, was that racist enough? ”

    just seemed very appropiate for this guy too 😛

    1. V almost had it, but forgot that he also bought a black and mild wine flavor to go along with that malt liquor.

  5. That’s what happens when you watch 2 girls 1 cup.
    To citate a big man “Once you’ve seen it, I cant make you unsee it”, You will never be the same 😉

  6. Actually. I play on this O-line. He got mad at the QB bc he said he wasn’t blocking for shit when we were in the huddle. So he got mad and decided not to block

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