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an asian version of David Blane?
…David Brane?
This is the global warming officer on duty “collecting” data
lol.
If it snows one more time here, Al Gore must kill himself
pursuit of happiness, rite dan
I think Daniel would spin it something like this: Hey there buddy, take that frown and turn it upside-down.
it’s not snowing, sum1 just loves fuckin wit dis guy. notice the fire extinguisher
no its snowing u fuking dumbass…..look at the background…so wat he sprayed all over the cars too and on da street
Did you see the opening ceremony? chinks commit to everything they do. and yes i am a dumbass, there’s no way i was trying (and failing) to be funny. I must have thought the “Its not snowing” part would convey the point.
Hmmm, thats why he didnt get it, you used Sarcasm right out of the gate
you leaped in tooo early,the sarcasm slipped past him…slower,small words,smaller….
In communist China, the thermometer is you!
hahahaha
hahahhaha xD
Youth in Asia Comment Win. HAhahahahahaha isnt this North Korea tho?
tojo’s (like youth in asia) are stupid lol
James if your jus gonna troll the site to hate on youth in asia, think of something other than calling him tojo. word play is a difficult concept but say the name fast and it might come to you.
oh man im so scared….TOJO TOJO TOJO TOJO TOJO TOJO !!!
Dyqueen: It’s China, thats a picture of Chairman Mao Tse Tung behind the guard.
Scubasteve: Thanks for the backup. I don’t mind a battle of wits, but it’s no fun fighting someone like james who is unarmed…
james: what can I say… you’re a mental midget in a valley full of giants.
How does James have time to type with Daniel’s cock in his hands?
Rofl-matic: he holds it in his mouth. Obviously!
James : WTF is TOJO?
Youth in Asia: Sweet name.
Dyquen, I also though about North Korea.
You burn my General Tso chicken AGAIN? Go to time out!
Chairman Mao approves.
I’m So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There’s no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry
And so I’m ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
There’s nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it’s fihring my body with rage
I’m the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they’ll notice me
But until then I’rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me
I’m so ronery
never realized kermit was in to taoism. i am now enlightened
AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!! here to save the mother fuckin day yeah!!!
asia is a DUMP!
at least he has a job. how about you?
Your mother keeps us employed. All of us. Well technically she’s hiring our dicks, but the checks are made out to us.
+1 comment win!
The real FAIL in this picture is the fire extinguisher!
exactly, who needs an extinguisher 1. in the snow, & 2. outside, next to a glass/plastic box?
.Are you really french? Lol
ok i can see the standing in the snow and freezing weather…. kinda along the same thing with The Bukingham Palace and their Royal Guards that dont move. but what the hell is up with the glass box and the velvet rope?? Is it so people dont try to piss on him with he is doing his no moving thing or is it to keep him from stepping away from his post?….. WAIT he is a club and only special VIP’s may enter. New meaning for Party of One.
Maybe he is guarding the velvet rope.
I think the glass box and rope are to make it difficult for him to actually prevent anyone from committing a crime or to chase down someone if the need arises. Great concept, morons!
Wang Chung comment win LMFAO
wtf is he supposed to be doing?
Standing
He’s obviously there to extinguish any fires caused by spontaneously combusting snow.
good one… LOL
He is there to count the population of snow flakes. get it? asia. they have to kill children because of the rising population? whatev…..
A few more hours and every passer-by will think that someone built a snow man there.
Shouldn’t have volunteered for that double…
but in 25 more years he can retire…got that to look forward to.
Communist version of the Pope-mobile, but for guards? Too bad they opted for the convertible version for this guy’s sake.
all that strenuous activity can cause fires!
this is not a fail..
Just in case those pesky mongolians get any more ideas
“GOD DAMN MONGORIANS!!”
He is too tall for this job
He replaced the midget that had this job before him.
looks like the penalty box for FAILing at his duties
His job is pretty ‘Cool’ …
WTF??? lame…but funny
SOMEONES lonely…..
well at least he is prepared in case a fire breaks out.
He’s immatating an ice sculpture for China’s hottest tv show “THICK AS ICE”.
This dude, obviously, shit in the wrong general’s oatmeal that morning.
“I have to pee soooooo bad…”
obviously a wax statue dumbfucks