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    1. I think Daniel would spin it something like this: Hey there buddy, take that frown and turn it upside-down.

    1. no its snowing u fuking dumbass…..look at the background…so wat he sprayed all over the cars too and on da street

    2. Did you see the opening ceremony? chinks commit to everything they do. and yes i am a dumbass, there’s no way i was trying (and failing) to be funny. I must have thought the “Its not snowing” part would convey the point.

    3. you leaped in tooo early,the sarcasm slipped past him…slower,small words,smaller….

    1. James if your jus gonna troll the site to hate on youth in asia, think of something other than calling him tojo. word play is a difficult concept but say the name fast and it might come to you.

    2. Dyqueen: It’s China, thats a picture of Chairman Mao Tse Tung behind the guard.
      Scubasteve: Thanks for the backup. I don’t mind a battle of wits, but it’s no fun fighting someone like james who is unarmed…
      james: what can I say… you’re a mental midget in a valley full of giants.

  1. I’m So Ronery
    So ronery
    So ronery and sadry arone

    There’s no one
    Just me onry
    Sitting on my rittle throne
    I work rearry hard and make up great prans
    But nobody ristens, no one understands
    Seems like no one takes me serirousry

    And so I’m ronery
    A rittle ronery
    Poor rittle me

    There’s nobody
    I can rerate to
    Feel rike a bird in a cage
    It’s kinda sihry
    But not rearry
    Because it’s fihring my body with rage

    I’m the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
    But nobody else seems to rearize it
    When I change the world maybe they’ll notice me
    But until then I’rr just be ronery
    Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

    I’m so ronery

    1. Your mother keeps us employed. All of us. Well technically she’s hiring our dicks, but the checks are made out to us.

  2. ok i can see the standing in the snow and freezing weather…. kinda along the same thing with The Bukingham Palace and their Royal Guards that dont move. but what the hell is up with the glass box and the velvet rope?? Is it so people dont try to piss on him with he is doing his no moving thing or is it to keep him from stepping away from his post?….. WAIT he is a club and only special VIP’s may enter. New meaning for Party of One.

    1. I think the glass box and rope are to make it difficult for him to actually prevent anyone from committing a crime or to chase down someone if the need arises. Great concept, morons!

  3. He is there to count the population of snow flakes. get it? asia. they have to kill children because of the rising population? whatev…..

  4. Communist version of the Pope-mobile, but for guards? Too bad they opted for the convertible version for this guy’s sake.

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