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Tan Fail
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In Japan, they call it the “Mountain Hag” look. Why it was ever popular, I may never understand.
sut up or ill tea bag u
LOL i thought Sheamus was kidding but it’s true it’s a trend in japan
omg sheamus is right, it’s awful lmao
she looks like a human shaped turd that is all i can say
yukk! looks like a mask
anton we call those black people
Its takes a lot of work to tranform your sking into sofa leather.
hurrr – skin
butter face…
yep, i bet she did use BUTTER on her face, like cramer from seinfeild!!!
She looks like she is trying to manage a smile in between the tears. He just looks like a dick. He should just turn out the lights, and close his eyes it will be fine. I agree with carl butter face.. hair tan etc. The fail may also be her boyfriend, He looks like a fail.
He’s a total fail for being seen in public with this oompa-loompa… The white shirt and pasty complexion doesn’t help her case at all either!
↑ another YiA win lmao ↑
Id fuck her in her ass.
close her eyes and mouth and its like she’s brown bagged already. Time save win
comment win!
+1
When she was born, they microwaved her instead of incubating her
She jus had to match her purse
Her nose is too big, but she’ll get that fixed in no time.
I wonder how come these people fail to realize how bad they suck! Are they really that dumb?
I’ve seen them walking around the city, its amazing how she still goes out into public like this. Her tan has faded, but she still looks like a stale chocolate bar.
heartbreak, are you in NY? I could swear I know him too!
Canada. Maybe their identical twins?
ok, now I understand. being from Canada, maybe she has never seen what a tan person should look like so she does this to herself. no offense to you of course.
LOL I have Romanian blood in me, I work up a nice tan in the summer time thank you! We reach 40 F in the summer and at least -49 F in the winter time.
Its winter here and I still have a better tan then my girlfriend Ashley.
where the fuck are you? in nunavut? fuck, im in canada too, but never is it that cold here, and we hit 80s and 90s regularly in the summer
The perfect girlfriend for Leatherface
WIN
thats not just a tan fail lol thats an EVERY THING fail WTF
Have you ever heard someone telling a woman that her pussy “looks like an old catcher’s mitt?”
Ladies and gentlemen, judging by this skin, I believe we have just found the body that pussy is attached to.
*queues up the theme to Rawhide*
catchers mitt or an old leather wallet or a pair of old water proofed timberland work boots.
I prefer the terms meat curtains and ham wallet, but not fully applicable to this fail. Maybe honey baked ham wallet…
Vertical bacon sandwich
Open face roast beef sandwich
Not being racist, but if i had to choose anyone that looked like a piece of shit, i would choose her.
How could that be construed as racist? Pretty sure the point of this is that she’s a white girl with a shitty tan.
Gold digger!
god thats gross
She looks like she used a homemade spray-on tan. ***looks in the toilet and she says to her self, “That would be the perfect shade im going for, and i am after all gonna be recycling”. ***
She looks like a hangover poo
Bake until golden brown only works with cakes, pastries and turkeys.!! i guess she took being called dessert too literal. ***ughugh (slight upchuck)***
dumb blonde did get it when he said he wanted a black girlfriend
seriously, how can some woman think thats attractive? its freaking ridiculous and discusting…
I smell Melanoma ‘a callin’.
wow, thatz epic xD
Her arm looks as tan as any sane person would wanna go. Her chest is burned red and there is an odd lighter spot on her neck. The face tan is an absolute trainwreck- enough forehead for four heads, apparently taking advantage of the fact that air is free with that schnoz, and her lips are uncommentable.
ONLY plus is she has nice eyes, but I’m not getting close to her.
thats mrs. hankey (southpark)
holy crap
I feel bad for her she looks like she is about to cry
How the hell did you do that, and why?
Yup… there goes my breakfast… ewwww
The mud men are attacking
Fuck me! What da shit is that omg fail all day long.
Baccon
I’m sure this has been said before.
It looks like poo
she looks like she took a shit bath
Somebody must have tried to kill her with fire but failed…:(
looks like she smeared shit on herself
10 Bucks says she’s from jersey
dudes face got date rape written all over it
WOW I stop watching the WWE a long time ago but I guess Golddust FINALLY got a sex change
That sex offender thinks he’s hot shit bagging a mutated mars bar
Oh my god….. I know her… she lives in wisconsin .. i dont know her personally but,, what I see and what I hear,,,, she not even all that…… i mean look at the tan.. obsessed much?
thats a nice shit green
Fawk dat shit
she looks like lafawnduh…
something is definately wrong here….
White denial. She probably doesn’t even own one Brittney Spears album.
shes like one of those manky retarded looking barbie dolls you’d see kids setting on fire .
why is she covert in crap :S
dang shes fuggly lookin yuck
Oh GOD! What the hell is that thing?!?
She looks like one of those Cannibals off the last Kong film..and she is smiling because she is about to eat him
that is possibly the worst fake tan i have ever seen..