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That’s just… not… right… They even drew in the little curly pubes on the balls, and… wow. I really hope that’s a temporary tattoo, but it doesn’t look like it.
It’s going to be funny when she turns 70 and that scrotum is sitting on top of her belly button.
At the rate she’s going she’ll be lucky to reach 30.
Nah, thanks to modern healthcare, child support, food stamps, and the wonderful world of welfare she’ll be around to make her contribution to the gene pool over and over and over for many years to come.
ha! lmfao. what would posess someone to do this really…
In Soviet Russia, dicks suck YOU!
Dante, that it by far the funniest Yackov Shminov reference I’ve herd in about 20 years.
i got it. she’s a retarded virgin that don’t know what a dick looks like, and thought she was getting a tattoo of a candle.
nah she specified pretty clearly what the tat means
yeah, just look at her mouth… eeeeeewww
love the Yakov Smirnoff reference from Dante. oh yeah, and this chicks a loser.
Wow, that girl need attention, epic fail!
I didn’t know Daniel was black.
+1
+2
+3
+4?
Don’t make me kill myself.
+5
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!1
+6
+6
Is that Brock Lesnar?
Close enough.
Well, it’s good to have ambition in life.
At least we know what she likes to do…no questions asked.
lmfao stupid niggers
F**k you you stupid racist piece of sh!t.
Every single race and ethnicity has people who do dumb shit. There’s no reason to pigeonhole this particular one. I’m sure if she were white or chinese or whatever, that tattoo would still be there.
Grow up! Sticks and stones….
@V
True enough. Though the drawn-in pubes would be slightly less coiled and spring-like, and if Asian it would be about half that size. (Hahaha)
@CornMcKobbler
ROTFLMAO! Nicely done! +1
if she where white it would say dick sucker with an “r”
KKK sucks d%%ks!
Wow, just wow!
WTF?? WHY would anyone have any reason to do this?
It is stupid now and become more and more stupid each minute.
I guess someone will have to get a “world’s greatest dick sucka” next to top it. Can this person walk around with this in view? I guess OG is right, it makes for less small talk “what do you want to do next? Oh, I see why of course you can suck my dick.”
niggers…and this faggot is a man, not a shesucker
I think Hitler is right, this is a dude.
I saw this picture before, and the explanation was a male inmate got this tatoo because he was a snitch…and a Dick Sucka…
I damn near died laughing when i read “I think Hitler is right” XD
Scubasteve hahahahaha i think hitler was right too
this is nota dude, come on. the lips, hair, jaw, adams apple don`t look male.
If you were dating her, how could you ever bring her home to meet your mother. Your father, maybe. But sure as hell not your mom.
of course what is your Dad going to say? “Sooo what do you do? Oh…. well how’s about showing me?
mom would be like, I know why you like her
well at least she’s keeping the “spit or swallow” question discreet, gotta have SOME class ya know.
LOL Nice one!
Maybe this is a revenge Tat. Her BF found out she was sucking some other dudes dick so the next day when they are smoking crack, he takes her to get some ink. in the morning she wakes up at the homeless shelter and notices this fine artwork on her chest.
How would she explain that to her kids and grandchildren?
WAT IS THAT ON HER LIPS — EWW GROSS
Gimme an H
Nice herpes lesions. Healthy…FAIL.
Judging by the direction of the cock and her #1 claim to fame, there’s only one logical conclusion
Honesty Win, there are some who deny such deeds. she’s just advertising her skills, so there is no question if she will or not. plus now guys know not to kiss her on the lips.
I like how if you look closely at the “sucka” part it looks like someone put in “er” under it to make the word proper.
It looks like that is a whole other shitty tattoo…..Starts with a “J” Maybe she was a Jerkoff Queen before she was a Dick Sucka?
Brammage comment win!! The funniest comment on this picture.
I wonder if she has a tramp stamp telling of her anal accomplishments? Worlds Greatest anal.
she better be #1 or I call false advertising
Excuse me miss, you have some semen on your neck.
What the crap is around her lips?
crab bites.
Atleast when im looking for certain qualities i can find it right on her neck..
I got nothing. This is just too sad. =/
oh dear. tell you one thing.. MY dick is not going ANYWHERE near to a tattoo like that. I like my bloodstream the way it is.
Its because shes black isnt it. Hahaha
You’s a HO! I said that you’s a ho.
you gotta be kidding me… i know some woman accept being whores… but thats too much
Most probably her pimp made her do that to prove she’s a good ho or something.
complete with ship on her lip
shit*
I was cracking up on the picture and the comments section is even better! Man or woman, not somebody to bring home to mom!!!!!!!
Look, advertising is important in ALL industries. When a whore uses her chest as a billboard, not only does it communicate to the Johns what her baseline service is, but it cuts the Q&A portion of the transaction as they know they will at least be getting a BJ, and they won’t have to start negotiations there. That way, she can conduct her business in a quick and efficient manner, and is then able to conduct twice the business of other nearby whores, earning her a hefty profit, and possibly a place as “bottom bitch” if she really keeps business up. I say it’s a “win.”
one word: FAIL
i got it. she’s a retarded virgin that don’t know what a dick looks like, and thought she was getting a tattoo of a candle.
How did end-up with THAT as a tattoo? You must be retarded, because that shit is permeant.
im the one that submitted this pic ^_^ i googled ‘bad tattoos’ and found this lovely thing. you’re all welcome! glad it got over 2,000 fails! hooray!
did anyone else notice that the “#” is in the wrong position?
LMAO !!
Are the dick & balls actually small or is it because they were tattooed on a large brown cow?
anyone notice the 6 under dick & 9 under sucka = 69
clever
OMG is that even a real tatoo how could someone even do that to themselves? thats insane!!
Nevermind the tattoo. Who the fuck would agree to put this on her?
Would it be a Tattoo Win if a guy had ‘pussylicker’ or ‘muff-diver’ tattoed in the same place? Discuss.