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That’s a woman with some junk in her trunk – and she’s driving an 18-wheel semi.
Also, on the picture, use one hand to cover everything above her waist and the other to cover her legs.
Now… is it just me, or does that not look exactly like an enormous, brown-skinned russet potato wrapped in black fabric?
no it looks like a giant croissant
HEY PETER IM HAVING A FAT CHICK PARTY OVER HERE!!!
>.>
shes got more crack than brixton
and thats sayin someink lol
hs
O_O!!!!!! ,,!,,
lols dont know why but i want to fuck that butt lol
O_O !!!!
m 2
I don’t think that’s physically possible. you would need the jaws of life to get in…and out!
I agree.. but could you imagine that riden you wow
Samee
ewwwwwww
She got an ass that could swallow-up a G-string…plus more!
hall, she’s got an ass that could smother/crush a golden retriever!
She got an ass that could swallow-up… THE EARTH
LMAO
1 word….DAMN
Hahaha that ass is so big that……..THE FAWK?! THAAT AINT NO ASS!!!
Her ass definately run off of unleaded children fuel >_>
comment fail
yeah… wtf?
I feel sorry for the toilets she sits on.
Suspect #1 in the toilet fail
LOL steve! That’s fucking hilarious.
bravo scubasteve!
hell i’ll fuck that ass
I wish you’d stop running pictures of my mom!
More folds on that lady than origami.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwlnkHcdd7U
at :55
agreed
*Caution* Will not fit through most doors
+1
How did her ass get that big without the rest of her body ballooning out so far?
Selective breeding, similar to how modern dogs have been selectively bred to reinforce certain characteristics to create new “types” of dogs.
What we have here is a fine example of the black female “Ghetto Bootyus Maximus,” coming from a long line of purebred, giant-assed bitches specifically picked for their grossly disproportionate ass-to-body ratio.
Commonly referred to as the “Ghetto Booty” breed, all excess calorie-to-fat storage is unevenly distributed across the body; in this example, through extreme selectivity and pure stock, the ass-to-body fat ratio appears to be approximately 9:1.
So whenever Shainiqua here finishes her fifth daily helping of the colonel’s extra crispy, twenty-piece family-size fried chicken bucket, 90% of the extra calories go to her ass, and the other 10% is distributed across the rest of her body.
CornMcKobbler, That was a long ass comment but nice WIN tho i laugh harx at that one. now what do you call the fat chicks that are shaped like inverted pyramids. You know the types… broad shoulders chunky arms, huge tits, narrow hips and bird legs… wait I know wat those are, Quarterbacks.
Just NASTAY. Its bad when your walking and when you stop your ass is still moving ten minutes later. then you know something that big either has its own gravitational field or is a parasitic life-form all its own.
selective breeding from slavery you ignorant racist fuck
I wonder where she buys her chairs from. I wonder how her bed supports her weight. I wonder if she is smuggling 3 midgets in her ass. I wonder.
I wonder how she walks.
I see a challenge
OIL SPILL!!!
look at the other girls in the background…..
THEYRE HUGE TOO!!
To whoever filed missing child reports-
Your children are hidden somewhere in that large ass. Good luck
Chocolate cottage cheese
and by the way, how the FUCK do you wipe that thing after taking a dump?
With a telescope?
You train another monkey and use a GPS
You use one of these handy gadgets
Thank Satan for the American inventive spirit!
http://consumerist.com/2009/06/comfort-wipe-for-when-you-just-cant-wipe-yourself-anymore.html
She could use this if she got it in XXXXXL:
http://www.totousa.com/LinkClick.aspx?link=272&tabid=110
How the hell does this fat bitch get in ANY kind of vehicle?
she has to step sideways to get on the bus
or gets in back of a UHAUL truck …
That girl got ass in 3 different ZIPCODES
BOOMER!!
Except the vomit would be diarrhea. Blurrghghhgh!!
ha that’s a good one. but there isn’t a black boomer…
At least she is out having herself a good time – I wouldn’t want her to get to a fire exit before me tho’
Even Sir Mix-A-Lot would be disgusted.
When I showed my fiancee, his jaw dropped and asked “how did she fit into that costume?”
she needs to seriously let the air out. her butt is like 2 blimps. lol
wtf??? are her thighs pregnant?
OMG that is nastayyyy
turn it off…turn it off
hmmm for somereason i feel hungry.
notice how the right cheek is bigger than the left one lol!!
and thats a invitation fail for however invited her
that is just awful
clothing material strength WIN
yummy
hahahahaha
SHIT… she won’t fit in my screen.
how in the hell did she get into those pants?!?!
Sweet Lawd!!!
(I had to pick my jaw up after saying that) Why? 0______0
YAY endtable ass for everyone!!!!
She´s up there cuz she don´t fit in the stairs
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
This is a black mans fantacy
LMAo, her ass is pregnant
How does one find pants to fit that?
wow she makes w i d e turns!
if that ass sits on u… adios
rankk
DHAT ASS!
lmaoo (no pun intended)
Pizdets…
I bet she already has 10 kids waiting for her at home