omg.. that is so imitatable
*suddenly against all odds you here a voice that says: “laugh and recognize that there are another five thousand books like this and while you are at it goo rent the movie ‘lesbian vampire killers’ and then after watching it realize that you life suck and you just watched a porno/action/science fiction/horror movie
…/horror/hot-chick movie that is fucking AWESOME!
Animal Planet goes wild!
Brace yourself i´m gonna count too three, when im on three close your´e eyes and hold your´e breath and this shall all be over in a sec.
Daniel is cranking one off now…
this looks like a most amazing book…..
take it all bitch!!
Daniel’s favorite bedtime story
What has Daniel ever done to you? If you can’t give one good reason, then leave him alone.
V, it’s not daniels favorite bedtime story, its daniels self-bio.
Murcielago, go back to the bat cave you came from.
V, he’s not awesome enough to be batman.
Luffeh, a trash can is more awesome than you
B is for Butt-plug
I’d also accept:
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
D: My gawd, that’s so bad its rotten.
I’ve always wondered why elephants are afraid of mice. hmmm. Mystery solved.
That thermometer is fucking HUGE!!!
I think the elephant likes it that way… =P
Preparing children for the future
Mouse to Elephant… “IM GONNA TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT. Bend Over Bitch, and No You Dont Deserve ANY LUBE !!!” HAhahahahahahaa
comment fail.you also laghed at your on joke.
sorry about mispellings i ment laughed and own
You spelled “meant” wrong as well…
Thanks for becoming my number one fan! So glad I’m making an impact
Tell your mom I’ll be by around 4:30 for my daily blumpkin.
blumpkin = +1
Hahaha so many fails on this. Dyquen for his unfunny joke, youth in asia sucks chode for his terrible misspellings.
I thought it was funny….
Hmm, I wonder what’s on the next page. If it’s the mouse and the elephant in bed smoking I’m going to buy this book
I laffed my azz of wen i saw yuth in azas koment.
That was fucking hilarious. “sorry about mispellings i ment laughed and own.” Dumbass!!
okay im sorry but you’re calling him a dumb ass when you talk like you do? what the fuck is your problem? i hate people who talk like this. its like wanna be 1337-speak. except it fails worse. go fucking die chode.
that looks kinda fake stil…like someone juss drew a picture coloured it in cut it on crd and folded and dented correctly…wheres the other pages and the writing? thats an author FAIL =/….
but seeying its wat doctors have 2 do…but why rimind a child of gettin they rectum temperature took?? naaasty fo sure…
and people wonder why 80% of rapists are doctors
Darkness you deserve aids for that ignorant theory.
American people and especially american youth have got no real sence of humor
This is a childrens book and nothing perverted in any way, but of course you stupid americans choose to see it as a perverted thing.
If you would judt grow up and grow a pair the world would be alot better!
Greetings from the artic cirle
I took the picture at a hospital in cologne, germany. im not american, i found it to be funny… i believe there was the mouse, serving the elephant some tea on the next page
this is my imitation of, Polar: “blah blah blah I’m a snooty European who wishes i was an American, but I’m not i live in some lame country where we secretly envy all Americans.”
wow, reading all these comments made my day.
wow u see what this kids learn lolss i bet the mouse injoyed dat 2
Now I can see where that myth about elephants being afraid of mice came from.
suck ass stupid.
“Doc, whatever you just stuck up there damn well better have numbers on it when you pull it out or you’re dead.”
Score one for the mouse.
HAhahaha xD The real life