They say that people choose dogs that look like them.
This guy failed in finding one, so he tried to be like the dog. The girl is the owner of the Institution “Wanna look like my dog”.
and this children is why you do not fake bake idk maybe its the fact that im a desert rat and its 110 with plenty of sun and still see the fakers going into the tanning salon in the middle of the summer i just dont get it if you lay in the sun = tan
if you get hot while tanning = pool
if you dont wanna swim = go inside and take a break
some kids these days i swear
Are you serious? WTF makes this guy thinks it’s normal to go out in public looking like this,let alone have anyone tell him he looks good in person and in pictures…dude looks like a struck match!
See Mr. Muscley Fuckwad thought the sun was too pussy of a tanning agent, and tanning salons just charge you ridiculous cash to use their booths or spray tans… so what does he do? he bakes himself at home via oven and used pam and butter as his base and lotions. FUCKIN TURKEYS.
Now now, let’s be sensitive…”Tanorexia” is a VERY serious problem and this poor guy obviously has a very severe case. By the looks of it, he’s been tanorexic for at least 5 years. He probably started in high school when his friends introduced him to tanning sprays/creams at a buddy’s house and it was all downhill from there. Sure he only tanned once in a while at first, but then it snowballed into a 5-times-a-day habit and now his life is out of control. He obviously needs an intervention and probably a trip to rehab, maybe to Alaska or Sweden during the winter months when there’s no sun.
This is what happens when you cross Chad and Donkey Kong.
oh leave him alone, he’s obviously a black man! …trapped in a white man’s body. lol
Wouldn’t it be the other way around?
okay that has to be the african oompa loompa….yep. he wasnt in the chocolte factory for a reason…charlie is racist
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
lolz
They say that people choose dogs that look like them.
This guy failed in finding one, so he tried to be like the dog. The girl is the owner of the Institution “Wanna look like my dog”.
and this children is why you do not fake bake idk maybe its the fact that im a desert rat and its 110 with plenty of sun and still see the fakers going into the tanning salon in the middle of the summer i just dont get it if you lay in the sun = tan
if you get hot while tanning = pool
if you dont wanna swim = go inside and take a break
some kids these days i swear
Are you serious? WTF makes this guy thinks it’s normal to go out in public looking like this,let alone have anyone tell him he looks good in person and in pictures…dude looks like a struck match!
A struck match..LMAo…thats funny….good one >.<
eew…
That’s fucking skin cancer!
lets hope so..
“Hee hee hee hee heeeee”
he’s blacker than his rottweiler…
Maybe he is trying to jump start his rap career?
That’s Ice Chocolate, T’s little bro
would’ve been better if you went with: That’s Chocolate Ice, Vanilla’s little bro
Not really
Danny Glover lost cousin
LOL +1
See Mr. Muscley Fuckwad thought the sun was too pussy of a tanning agent, and tanning salons just charge you ridiculous cash to use their booths or spray tans… so what does he do? he bakes himself at home via oven and used pam and butter as his base and lotions. FUCKIN TURKEYS.
Yes, yes…. a golden brown. Is it time to eat?
n1gger goes n1ggerer?
If a nigger gets a tan, does he become white?
The caption reads “Hi, I’m a dickwad and just rolled around in shit for 2 hours. Now I’m gonna have sex with Casper the ghost’s sister.”
Well obviously the bj would be terrible judging by her small mouth, but she looks tight-bodied. I’d hit it.
this is a joke. i hope…
that`s just plain stupidity…
Slam DRUNK!
Fail for me… I posted a comment for the wrong fail!
hahahaha fail.
I’m actually going to award you half a WIN for having the integrity to FAIL yourself.
LOL you are so generous
You need a couple more gigabytes of RAM in your head.
Oompa-loompa
Richard Pryor…post-free-basing accident.
WOOT More casts for jersey shore! We’re all gonna be fist pumpin soon!
coughjamescoughcough
he’s a douche playing a douche disguised as another douche…
wtf
LMFAO he look’s like that chocolate dude from the axe commercial!!! X-D
Now now, let’s be sensitive…”Tanorexia” is a VERY serious problem and this poor guy obviously has a very severe case. By the looks of it, he’s been tanorexic for at least 5 years. He probably started in high school when his friends introduced him to tanning sprays/creams at a buddy’s house and it was all downhill from there. Sure he only tanned once in a while at first, but then it snowballed into a 5-times-a-day habit and now his life is out of control. He obviously needs an intervention and probably a trip to rehab, maybe to Alaska or Sweden during the winter months when there’s no sun.
Sweden, really? Where did you get that from?
As apsolutely hiarious as this is… I know him, and it was one of those muscle competition thingys where they force a fake tan for a day
I fucking hate those ugly douchebag with spray tan
if you turned off the lights you’d only see his eyes and teeth. If he was a little lighter he’d blend right into the sofa haha
looks like Vince Shlomi used the Graty to put chocolate all over himself
haha! its a black george cloony!!
well….he need a pet
its the original incredible hulk in orange version!!! dont make me angry you wouldnt want like me tan!!!!
He reminds me of Drebin…
The tan and the ridiculously wide smile made me lol a bit.
she has jungle fever
Hash browns…….
Totally absurd …..He looks like a can of orange paint exploded next to him
that guy is a fucking closet monster
WTF YOU ARE FUCKED UP
This is what happens, when you eat too much chocolate.
ewwwwwww he is disgusting..what IS this!!?
chocolate man.
Thanks for uploading this picture because I wanted it for my lecture on “Douchebag symptoms”
at least when he smiles in the dark he can light the way?
ive only just noticed the “FAIL” is colour coded to his tan wtf – rofl
he looks crispy enough to eat in the desert ;D
AAAAARRRRRRKKKK!!!!
ha ha ha what a wigger
This is actually an American policeman going undercover to infiltrate a black gang… his street name was Choc Ice.
ive takin dumps not as dark as him
Well he looks happy with his results.
WTF How do people manage to shit stain their entire face? That’s dedication….AND unsanitary!