Tan Fail

Posted on December 14th, 2009


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    1. jackel says:

      This is what happens when you cross Chad and Donkey Kong.

      • Happy Camper says:

        oh leave him alone, he’s obviously a black man! …trapped in a white man’s body. lol ;-)

      • Dante says:

        Wouldn’t it be the other way around?

      • bribri says:

        okay that has to be the african oompa loompa….yep. he wasnt in the chocolte factory for a reason…charlie is racist

      • radoslav ivanisovic says:

        lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

      • Eleos says:

        lolz

      • Eleos says:

        They say that people choose dogs that look like them.
        This guy failed in finding one, so he tried to be like the dog. The girl is the owner of the Institution “Wanna look like my dog”.

      • lillisums says:

        and this children is why you do not fake bake idk maybe its the fact that im a desert rat and its 110 with plenty of sun and still see the fakers going into the tanning salon in the middle of the summer i just dont get it if you lay in the sun = tan
        if you get hot while tanning = pool
        if you dont wanna swim = go inside and take a break
        some kids these days i swear

    2. Nikki says:

      Are you serious? WTF makes this guy thinks it’s normal to go out in public looking like this,let alone have anyone tell him he looks good in person and in pictures…dude looks like a struck match!

    3. koensigermuh says:

      eew…

    4. Mihai says:

      That’s fucking skin cancer!

    5. Annoymious says:

      “Hee hee hee hee heeeee”

    6. JeV says:

      he’s blacker than his rottweiler…

    7. PornStar Marc says:

      Maybe he is trying to jump start his rap career?

    8. tennesseejed says:

      That’s Ice Chocolate, T’s little bro

    9. Cholo says:

      Danny Glover lost cousin

    10. Dyquen says:

      See Mr. Muscley Fuckwad thought the sun was too pussy of a tanning agent, and tanning salons just charge you ridiculous cash to use their booths or spray tans… so what does he do? he bakes himself at home via oven and used pam and butter as his base and lotions. FUCKIN TURKEYS.

    11. hmmm says:

      n1gger goes n1ggerer?

    12. V says:

      The caption reads “Hi, I’m a dickwad and just rolled around in shit for 2 hours. Now I’m gonna have sex with Casper the ghost’s sister.”

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Well obviously the bj would be terrible judging by her small mouth, but she looks tight-bodied. I’d hit it.

    13. everyone's a moron says:

      this is a joke. i hope…

    14. TomAss says:

      that`s just plain stupidity…

    15. JP says:

      Slam DRUNK!

    16. Jeff says:

      Oompa-loompa

    17. bobit says:

      Richard Pryor…post-free-basing accident.

    18. Curtsan says:

      WOOT More casts for jersey shore! We’re all gonna be fist pumpin soon!

    19. jacoby says:

      coughjamescoughcough

    20. dRock says:

      he’s a douche playing a douche disguised as another douche…

    21. mcrmcr says:

      LMFAO he look’s like that chocolate dude from the axe commercial!!! X-D

    22. RSE says:

      Now now, let’s be sensitive…”Tanorexia” is a VERY serious problem and this poor guy obviously has a very severe case. By the looks of it, he’s been tanorexic for at least 5 years. He probably started in high school when his friends introduced him to tanning sprays/creams at a buddy’s house and it was all downhill from there. Sure he only tanned once in a while at first, but then it snowballed into a 5-times-a-day habit and now his life is out of control. He obviously needs an intervention and probably a trip to rehab, maybe to Alaska or Sweden during the winter months when there’s no sun.

    23. ASDFGHJKL says:

      As apsolutely hiarious as this is… I know him, and it was one of those muscle competition thingys where they force a fake tan for a day

    24. jordan says:

      I fucking hate those ugly douchebag with spray tan

    25. on-dre-uh says:

      if you turned off the lights you’d only see his eyes and teeth. If he was a little lighter he’d blend right into the sofa haha

    26. Brendon says:

      looks like Vince Shlomi used the Graty to put chocolate all over himself

    27. Wow says:

      haha! its a black george cloony!!

    28. BERSERKER says:

      well….he need a pet

    29. pewpewpew says:

      its the original incredible hulk in orange version!!! dont make me angry you wouldnt want like me tan!!!!

    30. Crazemgt says:

      He reminds me of Drebin…

    31. Tanin says:

      The tan and the ridiculously wide smile made me lol a bit.

    32. wilddonkeyfucker says:

      she has jungle fever

    33. Leeo says:

      Hash browns…….

    34. hubby69 says:

      Totally absurd …..He looks like a can of orange paint exploded next to him

    35. timswurf says:

      that guy is a fucking closet monster

    36. pistol says:

      WTF YOU ARE FUCKED UP

    37. cck says:

      This is what happens, when you eat too much chocolate.

    38. Ummmm says:

      ewwwwwww he is disgusting..what IS this!!?

    39. D. SMITH says:

      chocolate man.

    40. EpicPassed says:

      Thanks for uploading this picture because I wanted it for my lecture on “Douchebag symptoms”

    41. yodagrrrl says:

      at least when he smiles in the dark he can light the way?

    42. cunty wunty says:

      ive only just noticed the “FAIL” is colour coded to his tan wtf – rofl

    43. karen says:

      he looks crispy enough to eat in the desert ;D

    44. CHRYSTY says:

      AAAAARRRRRRKKKK!!!!

    45. jimmy says:

      ha ha ha what a wigger

    46. Nicky No Name says:

      This is actually an American policeman going undercover to infiltrate a black gang… his street name was Choc Ice.

    47. sarah says:

      ive takin dumps not as dark as him

    48. Alabama says:

      Well he looks happy with his results.

    49. duma says:

      WTF How do people manage to shit stain their entire face? That’s dedication….AND unsanitary!


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