Monkey Trainer Fail

Posted on December 17th, 2009


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Link to News Story: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6825449/Taekwondo-monkeys-attack-trainer.html

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  • 50 Comments on “Monkey Trainer Fail”

    1. Youth in Asia says:

      What kind of monkey business is this!
      Nice form on the spinning roundhouse kick though!

    2. I_am_me says:

      That’s an epic karate monkey

    3. hot carl says:

      Headshot!

    4. steven is my name says:

      damb dirty apes!

      • Covikt says:

        Lrn2spell? Thanks :D
        Damn*

      • ThaTruth says:

        epic fail it’s spelled damn not damb… i think instead of you bein on epic fail.com you should be in school loser

      • Devonicly Evil says:

        For “tha truth”: you should also be back in school, it’s The, not Tha you ghetto fag. Also, you should take note that bein is not a word, it’s being. The truth is you are an epic fail for being an epic retard trying to make fun of someone, you piece of ghetto shit.

      • PornStar Marc says:

        I think he was spelling it kinda how Charleston Heston said it, god watch a classic movie once in a while.

      • Happy Camper says:

        Geez, you guys are a hateful bunch huh? a simple spelling error & you jump all over the guy, Where’s YOUR witty comments huh? I don’t see shit from YOU. Honestly I didn’t even see the spelling mistake. Great heston ref.though… You guys need to seriously get off the damn computer once in awhile & go out & get a nice piece of a$$, practice flirting with a woman… instead of fondling your MOUSE so much, maybe even find a g/f if you can be so lucky lol, I’m guessing she’ll need to be blind & deaf. Seriously though, a little sex goes a long way, you’ll come back & read your old hateful responses & say… holy shit, why was I such a dick?? & then turn your head & give your girl a kiss. or eat some pussy. haha… anyways. just my 2 cents. keep the change. ;-)

      • Devonicly Evil says:

        Happy Camper, you have comments from the last 4 posts today ranging from 830ish to 230ish, so who the fuck needs to leave that mouse alone. For 6 hrs you sat on your ass in front of the computer? Are you that lonely that you keep commenting and checking back to see if someone will talk to you? Maybe it’s you who needs to meet a girl or at least leave that poor little mouse alone.

      • ThaTruth says:

        damn that perv Devonicly Evil again… find you something to do with your life… beside correcting grammer on epic fail.. could you get any lamer?…. dude arent you like 35 get a fucking job

      • ThaTruth says:

        damn that perv Devonicly Evil again.. find you something to do with your life… besides correcting grammer on epic fail.. dude are you like 35.. get a fucking job and move out of your parents base ment

      • Devonicly Evil says:

        Wow! You’re telling me that I should find something else other than correcting grammer: look who posted the reply first. You tried to correct Steven while you made grammer errors. You realize that you just made an epic fail right? Take your own advice dude. Oh and btw, I’m not 35, I’m a lot younger than that. Let’s just say you are not smarter than a fifth grader.

      • ThaTruth says:

        O wow anther nerve struck… 1 correction of grammer out of the 60 you’ve made on epic fail dude you have no life face it your a loser… might as well kill your self how bout you stick your dick in a light socket you’ll die a happy man .. ha ha

      • Devonicly Evil says:

        Show me any error that I have made on here. You’re the one who can’t post a single comment without fucking up. I’m not the one posting comments about spelling errors, calling that person a loser, only to fuck up words too. But, like I said before, dude just forget about it, you’re just making my point valid everytime you comment.

      • Norman Rockwell is bleeding says:

        Devonicly and tha truth, STFU both of you. You two have commented back and forth on the last few posts. It’s getting old. For the record, I see devonicly evil’s point, tha truth you do fail for posting about spelling grammers. You’ve made way too many spelling errors to say devonicly has made more than you. I don’t see any that he has made so where’s the 60 at? Tha truth, you have made an EPIC FAIL for your first comment, and every one after that. Devonicly, you make me embarrassed(?) having the same icon. The both of you need quit commenting unless it’s a clever line for the actual fail.

      • BLAM says:

        Did you seriously use another name to back up your own point?

      • Youth in Asia says:

        As far as I know, each icon is unique to the computer that’s submitting the post, so looks like he is trying to back himself up using a different name!
        Haha! FAIL at having friends to back you up!

      • Grammar says:

        It’s funny how blind some people could be. It’s Grammar, not Grammer, LOL!

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammar

      • Dr. Mambo says:

        If you’re on this site and over 24, you are fucking pathetic.

      • amanda says:

        you guys are all gay…..

      • etho says:

        why is it that you choose to be a grammar Nazi are you depressed or just a dick

    5. cptnO says:

      Teaching the way of the ninja !!!

    6. maximus says:

      in soviet russia….damn karate monkey watch too much chuck norris…now karate monkey does chuck norris round house kick on you!

    7. stewart says:

      jungle ninja monkey
      got that gook big time :)

    8. timbo says:

      You know the sign at the Zoo “Please do not feed the animals”
      – time to update the sign to “Please do not teach the monkeys karate”

    9. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      That’s one reason why you don’t abuse your animals, dur.

    10. CornMcKobbler says:

      Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2: Squatting Rice-farmer, Drop-kicking Monkey

      This should definitely be changed from a “fail” to a “Monkey WIN.”

    11. TomAss says:

      ninja monkey!

    12. V says:

      Bad monkey!! Confucius say bad monkey need spanking!

    13. Tom says:

      My Monkey Kung-Fu is stronger than yours!

    14. PornStar Marc says:

      Monkey is just beaming a giant smile as he lets that dude have it.

    15. jackel says:

      The little kid in the background just S*** himself.

    16. JP says:

      SHO-RYUKEN!

    17. Dyquen says:

      I’m just picturing the monkey Just said “Quit Fuckin’ Wit Me, I’m not tellin you again” Along with other Monkey puns that fit the flying kick at dude’s head.

    18. cptnO says:

      Monkey hitman feels no remorse killing his trainer

    19. grunt says:

      PWND!!!!!!!

    20. Rofl-Matic says:

      You have just been WTF Pwned by the next ninja assasin

    21. Wow says:

      haha…more like win!

    22. TiannaTreasure says:

      The Monkeys Face Is Like ” Facking Basterd! I KILL YOUUUU!!!!”

    23. Poison117 says:

      monkey say SCHWAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    24. IGOTAPLAN says:

      …………FINISH HIM

    25. MMM says:

      Mortal combat!!!!

    26. Malzziy says:

      nice kicks monkey lol

    27. dipsht says:

      I love Photoshop =D

    28. Dr. Cuntagious says:

      the monkey is pissed cus the dood cut off its arms. dur.


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