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Too bad Mrs. Jessica is blurred out, I wanna see what all the fuss is about.
“i swear that I DONT THINK THAT YOU HOT and i swear THAT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU”…
FAIL… and a win for friend who hacked his account
it would’ve been funny if there was a vid of him chasin her down the street…classic!!!
Wow, what a lame excuse. He for sure wrote all that he tries to hide it because he’s losing what he wants the most? Epic Fail on his part, Epic Win for us
this aint a fail… men should be allowed to say how they fill about something…epic win for having the balls is what is say… and epic fail for her being old and scared lol hahaha i say rape her lol
wtf militaryminded … you’re fucked.
ya im pretty sure it says win on this so its a win. READ!
Agreed with Military.
Another reason why Facebook is an Epic Fail in and of itself. I fuckin’ hate Facebook. Keep posting all your shit and then wondering why it keeps coming back to bite you in the ass.
Karma is a bitch
Right, That’s why your Account is next on my hit list of who to hack and leave messages on.
Cyberkarma offcourse this sounds paranoid dude
What was this asshole thinking? Even if Mrs. B was brain damaged enough to accept his offer EVERYone now knows about it. She can’t do it. Its like posting your plot to kill the president online to the exact time and place. Facebook is for losers, this proves just how stupid people are. I agree with PS Marc I want to see if Mrs. B is “all that”. Hopefully Mr. B will pay a visit to Steven and beat the shit out of him till he can no longer “become more aroused than a rhino in heat”.
Actually, this is a private message. No one can see it other that the sender and the recipient.
and the hacker/friend
1. Facebook is not for losers. It was designed for people who went to universities and then later on had been opened up to everyone.
2 most Facebook users are in top 3 socio-economic groups.
3 Most Facebook users have or are in tertiary education
4 Private message is between sender and recipient.
and it can get u laid with gurls you probably didnt remember from school its a total win dude
Its more like friends fail. Who in the hell would admit they will be aroused like a rhino in heat. I dont even know what that means.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2-B5yEJHYI
rhino in heat
how old is this kid?
I dont know but obviously he is old enough to rape a milf.
rape? I never understood why the woman concluded there was any underlying sexual aggression, if anything he is professing his lust and there is a difference…sounds like a prude who never got a good fcking, so sad…restaining order? what? She seems like a nut…
He merely claimed he would BEG her for sex, she assumes he wants to rape her, sounds she just needs a good fuck/rape to shut her up.
Dude i want to hear Jasons reply to this i mean what do you say to a friend that like gets hard everytime he sees your mom and i want to hear from the husband lol! like what do you do?? pick a fight with like a ripped 17 yr old??? haha!!
I learned the hard way that I would rather tangle up with a ripped kid than a 35 year old with a beer belly. With age comes power and experience. An out of shape 35 year old can hit harder than a built 18 year old any day.
LOL i know the person who made this msg!!! And i know who he’s talking about….she IS a milf
What’s Jessica’s last name? I want to see if shes a “MILF” lol
do you mean the real person (heker/friend) or do you mean steve lol
Wow.
Sorry to ruin it for you, but it is probably fake. My reasons-
1) How dumb can a person get???
2) She said she was going to tell his parents. Why reply on facebook, and not tell his parents right away?
3) Why did she respond a second time?
“it terrifies and disgusts me to know that it takes everything inside of you to restrain yourself from coming to rape me” – that was what confirmed it was bullshit….
facebook is one of the lamest things ever…it’s for 14 year old girls or those emo guys (who are straight bitches btw, emo chicks are sorta hot but the guys need to go to the military to get ‘straightened out’/beaten with socks full of soap a la Full metal jacket)…everyone is happy to provide a corporation with all of their personal info and then some…EPIC FAIL!!!
Hell no!!! I don’t want one of those emotionally unstable wrecks in a foxhole with me watching my back!!
fuck off, there aint nothing wrong with emo’s.
and i know lots of people who arent emo who have it to.
on no, emos are gay!
i am not gay, and if anything you guys are the ones that need need the shit knocked out of you
Facebook isn’t all that lame. It depends on whom you network with on it.
You connect with people you already know personally, it is not like Myspace or Bebo where lonely wankers sit at their computers searching for girls all night.
By the way, Facebook is more popular with teenagers who are expected to gain tertiary education and other networking sites are popular with people who’re expected to go to the military straight out of school or take up manual jobs.
Have I mentioned that FB has more users in top 3 socio-economic groups then any other network?
Here’s some food for thought for you.
Emos knock the shit out of themselves
I’d like to see an EMO knock me out.
msg to John Tripperson: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!
oops, the guy may be a perve…is his pic a mirror shot of him holding his wang…FAIL!
I’m gay
OMG SOMEONE ELSE USED MY NAME AND POSTED THIS I’M SO FOR REAL!!!
still gay….
lol i wana know how to do that… can the gay you tell me? lol
baahahaha i just cracked up
First off, Ximenez, its not you because it wouldnt have your picture then.
Second, how is this rape? Hes saying Begging her to make love to him not raping her.
Third, this is stupid, why am I here?
este no es win porque bien se sabe que es el mismo el que escribe.!!!!…
mi verga es insircusizada XD
speak English you fucking scumbag
You can use an online translator to find out what he’s saying, Spanish to English, the last word either means circumcised or not circumcised, not too sure lol
total win assface XD
MAMA
I wonder if his account was hacked? It happens, but I don’t know if this one was due to the names being mentioned.
He writes on Caps Lock but the “hacked” doesnt
If you ask me, I think that lady was kind of a bitch. Even if his account wasn’t hacked (although I have a feeling it was), it wouldn’t have been “Steven’s” fault that he wanted her.
Oh, and I laughed super hard when I read the “I still want to make love to you”.
It says “Between Jessica and You” at the top of the message. So either the friend posted it or it’s fake
or he’s a complete dumbass.
why do they blur out her photo and not his??
because to hide identities his u cant see his face
This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in the history of epic fail…..I read this 20 min ago and I’m still laughing, hard.
Just like the website says: EPIC FAIL!!!
this whole entire thing is a fail, from the guys part from the lady’s part and the friend. THAT guy is such a big douchebag who takes a picture of themselves muscled out? (major homo) friend loves being around douche bag (wait maybe thats why he hacked it to say this cause the douchebag receiver couldnt take it anymore so he went douchebag and douchedbaged that douchedbag!! excellent…) oh the lady should know that their son should never hang out around douchebags cause the son might get douchedup
This Guy (Steven)actually tooked a photo of this confession. o.o weird guy. who would do it?
EH? didn’t even passed in your mind that his acc was hacked, and so our epic win buddy who hacked this guy took some pics of what happend after? (Y) why am i wasting time to explain? lol, this is so gold.
he forgot to change pw
Tell me who she is I want to see her teetees
LMAOOO. fuckig traaaamp
i was LMAO and ROFL ing for 20 min its a BIG FAIL
XD
There goes his only friend on facebook.
what a dirty trick
ROFL!
er… okay… this was way weird…
must say, i DID laugh as well when i read “i still want to make love to you” about 2 hours after “the original” posted his “first?” comment… if he’d read this all back, wouldn’t he just burst into laughter himself? (this steven guy, that is) … well… i can see the joke… i would’ve (IF this is a fake) taken the friend to see her and explain the joke, lol
some people are so stupid!
i saw fail for him, but definite win for who-ever did this xD
Anyone notice the posters name is Jason? LMAO
OMG!!! Why would he do that!! That’s his mother and his best friend!!
been a long time since before ive been touched. now im gettin touched all the time. an addiction to hands and feet
idk but whether its fake or not its still hilarious – LMAO
The fail was submitted by Matt. Probably Matt hacked Steven’s FB?
haha epic fail for the dude, epic win for us, that was freakin hysterical, i laughed so hard i jizzed myself LOL
@Steven, you’re accounts going to get hacked into next!! OMG Steven run!!!! XD
Ledge
mannn poor guy the same shit happened to me
geez, that really sucks hairy cow nipples. ha. she’s a milf.
HAAAAAAAA,ba ha ha.I don’t know why but hairy cow nipples had me cracking up,loud belly laughs.You people are freakin hilarious.
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what the hell is that? an alien face palming?
Comment Win
LOL, WIN!
F#*KING PRICLESS
OOOOMMMMMGGGG. THAT SHIT JUST HAD ME BRAWLING IN TEARS. OOOOMMMGGG. THAT WIN PART…. LOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOL.
The time sequence doesn’t match a lot with what expected.
All the messages are sent/received on August 30th.
The 1st message of Steven is at 12.44 AM
The reply from Jessica is at 8.45 AM
Obviously it is impossible, unless Jessica has a time-machine at home.
This mismatch could suggest that all the matter is a fake.
12:44 am is 44 mins after midnight dumb ass!!
hey guys may i suggest looking at the time of each message
thee winn partt takees the showw.!!!
Cheers for this guy… but wait… she accuses him of wanting to rape her? What a immature bitch, he never ever said that, besides, her cunt is somewhat loose.
Then again, it seems to me like she actually wants to get raped…
Man: Hello my name is Knight.
Woman: EEEK DO YOU WANNA RAPE ME? ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE YOU`RE LONG COCK AND STICK IT U…
Enough said.
I sincerely feel bad for the dude.
Hell! – I know that virus too well!!!