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Moobs. Natures Little Nasties.
That’s Peter Griffin!
LMAO
They’re called chesticles
can not react to it too much to handle im blocking myself on this one
That is my kind of Man,I love those supple bitch-tits…google me I want you!yummy!
ou my god … O_o
This is what happens when you devote your entire life to video games, junk food, no sunlight and Dungeons & Dragons.
Amen! Well said brother!
Ugh, he is rocking those +5 bitch tits of female repulsion.
Sadly, someone 2 floors up from my place looks exactly like this (but with a different face)….
*and he’s been playing Dungeons & Dragons for 20+ years
dude does he have a bigger rack than ME? WTF DOES HE WEAR LIKE A C?
AMEN TO THAT BROTHER!!!
GOD DAMN, THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET LAID!!!!
omfg !! , my eyes burn !!
Eye bleach, why don’t they make it?
there’s a Visine for that.
“Of course I’m not happy! Look at me, I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got bigger titties than you do. I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I’ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead”
you eat because you’re sad and you’re sad because you eat.
Nice 2 and a half men joke
Ummm… Its an Austin Powers reference… not Two and A Half Men joke…
remember when you use to set two cher’s up and stick a sheet over it for a tent?…well this guy’s still doing it
LOL
Can’t comment too much vomiting!
FAIL FAIL FAIL!! Someone get the bucket!
Mi chuga! Bargon u noa-a-uyat, ho ho ho ho. Something something dark side.
something something complete!!
Youth in Asia demands euthanasia for this lard ball…
I suggest killing it with fire….
no, have you ever tried putting out a grease fire? well, this wouold be the same effect as lighting a grease fire at a TIRE DUMP!!!! that bitch will burn fo-eva!!
He should be burned in some sad inner city somewhere in a pit, that way we could remove him from the world and provide warmth for the homeless at the same time. Its the compassionate thing to do.
tom, i like you, you have a warm heart. anyone who can be that caring to go as far as lighting a fat guy on fire for the survival of others desirves an award. lets hear a round of applause for Tom, “Cooking the Fatties for the Warmth of Many”
dude, roeasting them will only attract more, like a moth to a flame, or more rather, like a herd of fatties to a cheeseburger. for a moment there, I thought this was a fat chick who was in serious need of a chin and chest waxing.
Fatkid burgers for the homeless?
wow, i think i actually know this guy =/
did you help with the tent?
Just how bad can it get? “how low can I go”. When you reach this point its time to call it quits. He should just kill himself, there is no other option. Even being a gross out, Ok he’s disgusting so what. Do the world a favor and off yourself.
i just threw up in my mouth, literally swear to god this shit caught me off guard i was eating and on epicfail. never doing it again thanks to D-cups here. i have to agree with Youth in Asia.. fire is the way to go
juicy…
what is seen cannot be unseen. dear God in heaven…why?
The awkward, uneven goatee is unsightly as well.
Sometimes your comments make me laugh more then the actual fail itself. Good job Marc.
fuck and i been told mine are big
those fuckers make me look flat
Wow so nice and plump! Emmmm squeeze those babies…
who let fat basterd out! get back in your cage.
wow, I can’t believe this picture made it on here. It is over 5 years old. This is my good friend Andy Nelson, you guys should hear him do his whale impression… it is quite funny.
If that’s true, you are the worst friend anyone can have. Here on a fail site you’re going to give his name out. Anyone can spend about 5mins searching on myspace and facebook, find him and start poking fun at him, all possible due to you giving out his name. Way to go friend FAIL of the year or lie FAIL douche. If I were him, I’d kick your ass, eat your children if and when you have them and let everyone know how much of a douche you are. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
I’d hit that.
this actuly reminds me of blade 1 with the UV lamp scene
omg he just needs to be bald and it would work!!!
Those are legit.
well looks like we just got the january update picture of the mcdonalds calendar
LOL
harry potter has finally hit rock bottom, those aereolas are like silver dollars
HAHAHAHA
Fucking Salad Bowls
Sweet jesus
i seriously without a doubt think this is my ice cream man….uhmmm yeah no joke
Why.. oooh why has life ALLOWED this..? The ONLY way to tell the gender of this human, is facial hair.. There is no evidence of a tally-whacker.. Or lack of.. Such as a bulge where a tally-whacker and taa taas should be.
This photo would make a momma proud.. indeed..
I DO wonder what the OTHER gender looks like..(bwahahahaha)
whoa well poor baby child he never had a chance!!!! Shit man…
What’s really gross is that I’m pretty sure he’s totally nude, & it frightens me to think he actually might have sent this to someone in an attempt to sexually arouse them O.o
Sadly, i went to high school with this kid. Never in a million years would i thought he had man tits like that, let alone see them on the internet. lmao Tiki!!!
Tiki’s nipples are not so big, nor does he have moobs… the face, not quite besides, the tats are missing on his arms…sucks of you to even suggest it being him
Safiya- man you are delusional! Its him, its just an old picture. Right down to the fucking mole on his left leg
i dont wanna know whats under that fat. but that dude gots some guts if he is going to put himself fout in the enternet looking like that,
smh lol so gay
He has bigger boobs than me
I think that guys thinks hes a girl. xD
All aboard the gay train, we give free breast implants.
THATS THE ONLY TIT HE WILL GET
I’d tap that
..LOL JK! WOULDNT EVEN GO CLOSER THAN TEN FEET OF THAT MAN-CLEAVAGE
Whao is Maria S.?
That looks like my old band teacher…. :O
Jabba the Slut.
I wish my boobs were that big.
hahaha is he neked?
sadly enough i went to school with this guy o.0