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By jason in People Fail on January 8, 2010
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The fail is Kelly Ripa. I admit I never watch those fucks either. I’m sorry if I don’t need some people on TV what to think and how to live my life.
I doubt a program on ABC such as Wheel of Fortune would give much a shit about pronunciation if the names had been from a competing network.
This just in…. there’s people in the world that don’t care about celebrities. Give them a break Sajak you fucking prick.
Wheel is not an ABC program its syndicated. So runs on different networks in different markets. Also Sajak is the host its not his decision whether or not to allow the win. The judges fail on being picky over pronunciation.
This makes me proud to be in today’s military…
The best of the best right here
Train to kill, no to solve simple problems on any aspect of life outside the battlefield =(
And they’re still better than you, cutiko
I’ll put this UBER EPIC fail in the words of Megadeth;
“Military intelligence, two words combined that can’t make sense”
+1
Glad to see that they don’t waste time watching shitty t.v., not to mention that megadeth sucks ass too. fuck you civilian, go read about “brangelina” in your cubicle.
I assume by your comment that you’re employed in the military in some capacity? So just because I’m a “civilian”, you’re better than me? Fuck you, you douche. Go suck the government’s dick you tool. Megadeth might not be the best band in the world but at least they made something of themselves instead of being a slave to the government. They made a statement, which is more than can be said about “democracy”. Change we can believe in? You’re joking right? At least Megadeth opposes all the wrongdoings of the US government instead of being mindless goons that further the homicidal agenda of every criminal presidential administration since the birth of the country. I would rather be a “civilian” than be a slave fighting in pointless wars, killing innocent civilians in the name of “freedom” and dying for “freedom”! Guess what, the world would be a lot more free without the USA imposing their laws and their “democracy” on countries that could just solve their own problems. And even if they can’t solve their own problems, that’s their problem! You FAIL at being a self-righteous fool! I could care less about the going-ons of “celebrities” and all that other bullshit. I just focus on surviving and don’t worry about the war on “terror” and all the other boogeymen and scare mongering tactics that is forced into our heads day in and day out. Live your life, or FAIL… that’s my motto. And once again sir, you FAIL!
And by the way, it’s the working man that makes a difference in any country, not the shit for brains military. Militaries only destroy whatever precious freedoms we still have left. Get a fucking life fool!
The beauty of it all is that Beast0331 is out there defending Dude’s right to his opinion regardless of how misguided he is. Party on Dude. Thank you for your service, Beast0331.
Dean you don’t know shit… how does what’s going on in Iraq have absolutely any little thing to do with the right of free speech in the US? Can you explain that to me because I can’t quite connect the dots on that picture.
and Beast0331, you would be fucking homeless if there weren’t Dudes sitting in cubicles paying their taxes. Just shut the fuck up and ‘oil your gun’ some more.
“Defending his right to his opinion..” Probably the biggest crap i’ve every heard, they don’t defend our right to express our opinions. As the goverment of the USA would say; “They have oi.. weapons of mass-destruction! Let’s make they country a saver place. Let’s take that oi.. weapons of mass-destruction and leave them..”
Hahaha! Guess I struck a nerve? Dude, I did serve… proudly. I know I am better than you. It must be a comfortable life to be living in your parents basement, smoking pot and listening to the deep lyrics of megadeth. As far as being a slave to the government, I will never be. I am a Marine, The Corps has given me the strength, will, sense of self, and, awareness that you will never understand. I have done my time, I continue to further myself. I really could give a shit for fighting for your “freedom”. I fought for the guys to the left and right of me, I fought because I wanted to. I know your kind, you run your mouth, but, will never have the balls to change your world for the better. Enjoy the life you have… you will never earn it. Myself on the other hand will change what I can for the better. All govt’s have their wrong doings… that’s something you will never understand either. The USA will always impose its will… as every other nation of power has always done. I am sure you just focus on surviving, that’s the shitty standard you will hold yourself to. Meanwhile you will bitch constantly at your job selling t.v.’s or working some call center about how shitty your life is. I understand the working man, I admire him. You on the other hand… you are a whiny punk kid. keep bitching, its what you’re good at. You were right in calling me “Sir”. As far as defending your opinions, I really could give a shit about that or you. That’s your job to defend your own freedoms… people are just too lazy to do so, like dude jr. As far as your statement nick… you are right. we did go for the oil. I am sure if we were paying $10.00 a gallon, you would be bitching, just like dude. Again, enjoy your comfortable lifestyle…
And how in the hell are you gonna tell me to think for myself while basing an argument based on the music of megadeth? Come the hell on, the lead singer is a heroin addict. Well, I guess it makes sense.
Beast, you are clearly an ignorant fool brainwashed by the military, as many other fine people have been, EVERY military personnel’s defense to an intelligent put down is turned into “you sit in your moms basement smoking pot” Marijuana is actually a wonderful thing for many people, sure some smoke it just to think they are “cool” and get high, but others use it for medical purposes. And you also just proved that people like you are trash by stating “I fought for the men to the left and right of me” The military is fighting for EVERYONE, you just declared you were only in it for the money, because you too were probably jobless with nowhere else to go but to enlist in a sure thing which consisted of signing a contract saying “we OWN you for x amount of years” I myself will never be a sell out, I will NEVER sign a contract declaring the government/military OWNS me, nobody owns my life but myself, and fighting useless wars is not my idea of a honorable thing “the war for oil is the war for the beast” “The army recruiters in the parking lots, hustling the kids there juggling pot, listen young man, listen to my plan, gonna make you money gonna make you a man, bomb bomb, here’s what you get, an m-16 and a Kevlar vest, you might come home with one less leg, but this thing will surely keep a bullet out your chest, so come on come on, sign up come on, this one’s nothing like Vietnam, except for the bullets, except for the bombs, except for the you that’s gone.” “tellin you they gonna protect you and tellin you to support the troops, don’t let them fool you with their milk and honey, no, they only want your money”
People go in the army to make money or because they are just forced. Nobody becomes a private for the greater cause.
I am also serving in the military, and I will state with complete certainty that I do not get to decide what wars are started or ended. I don’t get to make policy or change rules.
I don’t believe that serving in the military makes a person better than others. I do think your naive, ignorant and hostile statements make YOU worse than the average person. Perhaps experience and knowledge will improve the quality of your character someday. And I believe also that if Beast holds himself to such a high standard he should not be returning insults and doing so lessens him as well.
But, for the future, try to think of the implications (relative to the big picture) of not having a military. In society as it stands, military power is a necessity, but it is politicians that use power inappropriately.
unfortunately peace will, as humanity goes, mean being the one with the bigger stick.
I guess I’m ‘fortunate’ enough to view both perspectives. I’m a medical student, but also a mildant (serving through the military) which makes me an officer in training and very soon a lieutenant.
I like the military, but I like the fact too that we give others the chance to live their own lives and KEEP their views (no such bullshit as giving them a chance to speak- voting’s the best you get- hope congress does the rest for you!)
That’s just it, though. We certainly aren’t inherently any better than the people we SERVE, but the nobility of military isn’t just in the killing- it’s the purpose we serve by trying everything before killing to preserve a way of life. And maybe it’s not perfect, but it sure as hell is the best we get. And I think that deserves a bit more respect and consideration than most of you feel for it. Appreciation is changing the world for the better already, from both sides.
You people are an epic fail.
HaHa Beast0331 is obviously full of shit. I’m sure he was in the Marines…. as a fluffer. Dude watches way too much war flicks “I fought for the guys to the left and right of me.” Yeah lights, camera, action asshole. If you’re such a battle hardened war machine, what the fuck are you doing on Epicfail.com??? Playing Call of Duty in your moms basement doesn’t make you a soldier faggot.
Those who won’t stand behind the military can feel free to stand in front of them.
Yeah, because Megadeath have accomplished so much. Maybe if you are doing something worthy with your life, like, oh, I don’t know, risking it for the safety of the free world, you might not have the same amount of time to bone up on all of the vacuous, meaningless, talking heads that make millions of dollars being jackasses on morning television.
Or, here’s another thought — you might not even give a shit about morning television. You know, with that whole job thing and all.
Of course I could be wrong.
Well said! It is a pretty stupid morning show anyway.
Wheel of Fortune isn’t that great either
Megadeth fucking rocks! The most you will ever do is smoke rocks.
But you’re Canadian, the biggest pussies of them all. The only time anyone would fight for your freedom is if some other country invaded you, and we all know who would be fighting for it. The USA. Go play some hockey you fag.
and just what is wrong with smoking rocks? lol
You are all idiots. I only come to this website now to read the stupid dribble that comes from all of you. Dude….suck a dick…megadeath is quite possibly the WORST metal band of all time. Beast…There is nothing more amusing to me then marines. The “corp” taught me this and the “corp” taught me that, the “corp” is nothing more than a bunch of grown up boy scouts with too many rounds of ammunition. I’m also guessing that since you decided to join the “corp” that you are a religious man, hope you didn’t murder anyone while you were over there, I’m sure Jesus is ok with it though…I mean….we are at war!
All around the ring and not one could guess the PROPER PRONUNCIATION.
Someone tell me how would a normal person pronounce this word : Teutonia.
I’ll tell you how they say it where im at and after 4 years living here it still irks me
Tiu-tone-ya?
Tieu-tone-eeya?
shut up
it’s pronounced TOO-TONE-YA. Put me on Wheel of Fortune, I’ll show you dumb bastards how it’s done…lol
Exactly tell me then why the hell are ppl here pronouncing this Tight-tone-ya
Wow. That was hard to watch.
That was retarded, especially seeing as I have no idea who those people are- ri-pa, ry-pa seriously pedantic much??
i dont get it.
this blows dudes bcuz it is not a fail.. ITS A WIN!!
epicfail that waz retarded
who knows Kelly’s last name? I didn’t know either.
By the by, this moment is so great, I’d cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.
haha, then i’ll take you old moment. It seemed lonely.
Now we have a Regis, we have a Philibin, we wave a Kelly, we have a Ripa and we have a Fail
Saw this happen on tv and it was funny then. DUDE, I got your back all the way! These military supporting assholes don’t even know why we’ve invaded another country, which makes America the bad guy by the way, and if they do they still have volunteered to mindlessly carry out the orders of a bureaucrat safely behind his desk. And just becasue you’ve been given an order by a “superior”, doesn’t negate the fact that you have a moral obligation to people over all else. During the holocaust, one might argue that Nazis were innocent because they were just following orders, and only Hitler was really responsible. We all know that is bullshit, but its happening again, to a smaller degree and in a different part of the world, and it happens all the time but this time America is the aggressor. Anyone who is openly in favor of the military is obviously one of these ignorant individuals who clearly have no idea of what “Thinking for Yourself” is.
Thank you Tussy, and everyone else for taking my side! I know where I stand when it comes to all things political and I will defend my position to the death because I am not “misguided” as these idiot military sympathizers would say. I can state my opinion because I am a free man. Not because the “military” made me free but because I am free on my own. The American military and their criminal masterminds, the government, are the true terrorists for instilling fear into the hearts and minds of their own citizens and also the rest of the world. Speaking of Nazis, the stupid US government hired top Nazis like Werner Von Braun and others into NASA after WW2 to begin the space program. Just WIKI Operation Paperclip. Talk about corrupt… Anyone who has any clue and can think for themselves would oppose the military and all they stand for. To be truly free from slavery and state sponsored terrorism, all we have to do is defend ourselves! Just pack a gun and pay no taxes. 1984 is here, but the answer to 1984 is 1776!
Pack your gun and don’t pay your taxes, see where that gets you. You are right, it’s not our fathers and forefathers that granted you your gift of freedom. You did it all on your own, well done, Dude! Now maybe you can go to Iran and North Korea and teach their citizens how you did it.
First of all, I meant to say that I’m free because I choose to be free. I don’t follow, I’m a leader. I’m not enslaved or brainwashed by the damn television. Our forefathers gave us freedom, but it is up to us as the people to maintain that freedom. Why don’t you tell me how invading other countries and destroying foreign people’s freedoms (and lives) gives us any more freedom? The patriot act, harder airline and border restrictions is freedom? Whatever. And you know none of these things would have come to pass if we didn’t piss off a couple of bad apples for invading their countries for “freedom”! (And by freedom I mean oil) I question everything around me. I am aware of many things going on in the country and abroad that may lead to trouble somewhere down the line and I stay away from it. Packing a gun is our right as citizens. The 2nd amendment says so. But of course there are draconian laws being passed trying to take that away from us, and also to limit the amount of ammo being sold. We should have the ability to defend ourselves but it is being taken away. Is it just coincedence that american troops are being deployed into towns within our borders and more and more FEMA camps are popping up? And all this talk about martial law? I don’t think so. Also, there is NO LAW written stating that we MUST pay our taxes. There are many court cases where people have been charged with tax evasion but WON the case because they were able to prove that there is no law. A lot of IRS workers have quit their jobs after learning the truth. And no, I don’t wish to go to (you mean invade, right?) Iran or North Korea to “teach” their citizens how to live in a country where I don’t belong. That’s what the US is doing and has always done. Invaded other countries to “teach” their citizens about “democracy”. Well look where that gets them! I think America has the words “teach” and “kill” mixed up somehow!
Don’t preach to me, Dean. I suggest you stop talking and start learning because as you stand right now, you don’t stand a chance in what’s to come. Good day.
Just one more thing. I’m done with this conversation. I apologize for being a buzzkill, but sometimes people have to be put in their place. But I digress. This site is supposed to be funny and the comments are supposed to be funny, so I’ll continue on in my usual humorous manner now. I will speak no more of these things. I just hope there are no hard feelings and no one hates me. I promise to keep my opinions to myself from now on, I just suffered a moment of weakness where I could not hold it in any longer but I feel better now lol. Long live epic fail!
WHY THE FUCK U GUYS WRITING ESSAYS FOR..
WHO THE FUCK WANT TO READ THOSE.
Not preaching, didn’t mean you should invade another country, you certainly didn’t put me in my place. Our government is far from perfect, but I’ll take it over any other. I too am a gun owner and agree with much of what you just said except for the tax thing. I see men on a daily basis who didn’t pay their taxes and now have an eight digit number instead of a name. Wesley Snipes didn’t fair too well, did he? My only issue with what you said previously, was your disrespect toward the men and women of our military. Those people have given up their own constitutional rights to protect ours. I have my own misgivings about the whole middle east thing and I don’t care to discuss it. Without those who serve unselfishly, we could have just as easily have fallen under the regime of another country where your opinion could get you buried. And by the way, the video was funny. Regardless of our disagreement, we both at least still have a sense of humor, right? I do respect your right to your opinion and hope you’d offer me the same.
shut
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FUcking essay douches fail harder than Wheel of Fortune
The majority of people that complain about a good eassay are illiterate, or just fail. If a essay is the only way to state an opinion, then by all means type on. But don’t troll comments just because you won’t read past the second line you failed more loser
well at leatse they dont sit around and watch tv all day……
It doesn’t help them that they’re in the military.
Hopefully they all get stop- lossed
the reason they couldnt solve the puzzle is because military people dont loaf around watching gay-ass talk shows. Im pretty sure they watch things like “How to kill the next Fucking Rag-head who tries to blow up the plane you are flying in”….Regis and Kelly show has no fucking revalence to how they serve the country….
When he said “philmin” I pissed my pants laughing.
what a bunch of stupid assholes
LMAO.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Semper Fi, Beast. I am a future Marine and Goddamn proud of it. I will honor my country with pride. As for you military-hating dumbfucks, keep running your pathetic mouths. Maybe one day you’ll all realize that if it weren’t for the military, you’d be sucking the Brits’, or Hitler’s, or the Soviets’ cocks right now or dead, and you sure as hell wouldn’t have any freedom to be voicing an opinion. You will never have the testicular fortitude to pick up a weapon and defend your country, so quit badmouthing those who do and get a life.
The army recruiters in the parking lots, hustling the kids there juggling pot, listen young man, listen to my plan, gonna make you money gonna make you a man, bomb bomb, here’s what you get, an m-16 and a Kevlar vest, you might come home with one less leg, but this thing will surely keep a bullet out your chest, so come on come on, sign up come on, this one’s nothing like Vietnam, except for the bullets, except for the bombs, except for the you that’s gone.” “tellin you they gonna protect you and tellin you to support the troops, don’t let them fool you with their milk and honey, no, they only want your money”
To those who post their political statements on epicfail.com ~~~~~FAIL!
my father is a army man,and he laughed his ass off at this
HaHa their not stupid cause the are milatary. They are stupid cause they are AMERICAN.
@PGCWCO, well put. I like that phrase “testicular fortitute,” lol. And I personally enjoy the saying “Those that will not stand behind our troops can feel free to stand in front of them.” I wish that the so called proud American citizens of epicfail.com would get a fucking education and realize that without their political freedoms instituted by the various branches of the Military, they’d either be dead, or never would have existed. If it weren’t for the military, we would have never beat Hitler into submission, we would have never beat the Japanese (although i love the Japanese) after they bombed Pearl Harbor, and IF the Cold War had broken out into warfare, we wouldn’t have been remotely prepared for anything. Military includes all those scientists who build our nuclear defenses.
I didn’t know WOF didn’t accept mispronunciations.
Now that I’ve written a novel, to the real point of posting here:
That. Was. Awesome.
You know what the fail is here? The comments!
Our military is what is keeping our nation atop the list, our military is what gives other nations a sensation of fear and trust. Despite our recent economic recession, our economy continues to grow, and with that being said, we cannot let our freedoms and affairs go unprotected. Nearing the 10th year anniversary of 9/11, it is the duty of our nations civilians and military personnel to mourn those who lost their lives on the tragic day of September 11th, and those who have lost their lives serving overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting a “War on Terror” to preserve our rights as citizens.
@PGCWCO: I certainly respect your devotion to the military, I am not an actively serving member, but I have put some thought into enrolling at West Point. However, I must say that any “soon-to-be” soldier that enters boot camp with a grimy and distasteful attitude for those who you are serving will certainly be pushed around. I can almost guarantee that a soldier with a mentality like that, and suck indecency and disrespect will have their ass eaten by their drill instructor. I would recommend manning up and showing some reverence to those who have the right to voice their opinions. Every American is entitled to the aspects of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and your freedom must be protected by your military and respected politicians.