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this site is real,for fun I had to check it out…And honestly those people are really bad people,I can’t understand christians,they say that they’re holy and good…but they don’t do anything to help people..so yeah..those people on that site are real assholes
Not all Christians are like that. These ppl are giving Christians a bad rap. They know NOTHING about the love of God! IGNORANT!
I’d like to buy a 2 foot dildo and butt rape brother percy repeatedly. He does deserve afterall. He tampted me.
tempted*
Amen to that sister xD
I wish i could’ve found the biggest man to go and rape that guy each and every night
True Christians more often than not are True Morons with a failed logic chip..or none that was installed to begin with
… each and every night. <— = .
your god is dead
I think its sick!!
yeah this webpage is real but… its satire. its making fun of fundamentalism
i guess it is kinda cruel to make fun of stupid people
o0 i have no words for this…
Those people should be sent to jail.
“Brother” Percy is like one of those men who likes to play with little boys…freaky really.
Look up satire in the dictionary and then shoot yourself for the good of mankind!
@LOL:
Mate you are a fucking idiot!
sat·ire [sat-ahyuhr]
noun
1.
the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
2.
a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
3.
a literary genre comprising such compositions.
IS this guy being for real? He is the most fuckied up person i have ever heard of
It is satire. Don’t be so thick.
WTF? Why should u marry ur rapist???? Whats wrong with these people? There the ones who will burn in hell for calling her a whore. She did not ASK him to rape her.
What’s wrong with you? Get a brain. Ask your daddy what satire is and then ask him to punish you for being too thick to understand.
Absolutely unbeleivable . What if it was Brother Percy’s sister ???
Another idiot! Amazing!
LOL shut the fuck up with the satire shit!!! Jesus….fucking overposters….i hate them….
Thank u SkinnyAmerican
Fucking awesome…
this guy should be raped instead, and them blamed for having a rounded ass… it’s his fault!!
lol nah he’s to shitfaced ugly… msierable little snotrag. I’d hate to have to send the poor guy who raped him for counseling =\
I want to hire a man to rape him and make “brother-Percy” marry him!!!
Obviously the guy is the rapist. I mean why else would he be looking for reasons to blame the girl? He’s probably eager to try again because he’s saying he wants to marry her! Leave to a messed up psycho to have logic like that.
Agreed!!! I was thinking the same thing! So he raped the girl and wants her to marry him!!!! wtf??? and now he wants to blame her for being fucking pretty!!!! OMG!!!
“Bother Percy” is a warped individual. No means No! Someone needs to save that poor girl from the CULT these So-called Christians have formed!
OMFG this guy is the biggest redneck I’ve ever seen. god it’s impossible to be like this, I MEAN CMON ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?
i agree
jeez just wow
and they think that God would think the same ???
the thinhs they told are horrible O.o
yes, it seems that the conversation above is not acceptable. but it is not proper to generalize that all christians are bad and evil.. to those who are saying that they hate christians, better to look yourself in the mirror first. no one is perfect. just hate that fact that some people generalizes all things. its like your punishing evryone with the fault of just one peron of its own kind.. your no different with the one your accusing of..
exactly. not all people who say they are christians are real christians. and some people get so f’d up in their own little christiany world until every wrong that they do, they turn it around and try to make it seem like it was the “christian” thing to do! oh no, he needs to read that Bible some more. he is SICK!!!!!
WOOOOOW.NOW THAT’S 2 MORE PEOPLE THAT THE GIRL NEEDS TO ADD ON HER HIT LIST. JESUS. HECK IT’S ALMOST LIKE; IT’S OK FOR THE SHEEP TO BE SLAUGHTERED AND EATEN BY A WOLF, AFTERALL ALL THAT SOFT WOOLY-NESS AND MEAT IS SEDUCING THE WOLF INTO DEVOURING IT. NOW FOR THE SHEEP IT’S BLATANT MURDER BUT FOR THE WOLF AND HIS BETHRENS (THE CHRISTIANS) ARE ACCUSING THE SHEEP FOR BEING SUCH A WHORE AND MAKING THE WOLF DEMORALIZE HIMSELF AND DEVOURING THE SHEEP. BOOHOO SHEEP YOU ARE FUCKED. NOW GO MAKE SURE YOUR CHURCH ISN’T RUNNED BY WOLVES IN SHEEP SKIN. AHAHAHAHAHA
This is in their forum “rules”. I love how they abide by their own rules..
By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, HATEFUL, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.
what is the website for this? this shit is ridiculous
dat is unreal cant believe it fuckin retard!!!
This guy should be thrown into a a den full of poor woman who have been raped or abused. He is a very sick cookie. I don’t know if this is a wind up or what but why don’t you and Percy meet up Miss Talitha? You are as sick as him. You are both insane!!.Thank God you don’t live anywhere near me and my family you sickos.
It’s quite typical for people like brother percy, not only is he retarded, but he’s one of those retarded christians who be-LIE-ved
he could change the world by contorting a good message, like jimmy baker, tipper gore………., hitler, and so on.
It’s satire! Stop taking it literally.
The lower IQ people are actually taking this at face value. It is quite amazing how easily people believe even the most absurd and obvious sarcasm and satire. Oh well. It is kind of scary and sobering to realize that there are so many simpletons in the world. I feel sorry for future generations.
*eye roll* LOL, why wont you just shut the fuck up, and let people say what they want. Your condescending attitude is just annoying. Get your head out your ass, and just let people say they want to say……..I mean com on, get a life…..who the fuck are you?……..just because some people doent get satire and sarcasm does not mean theire inferior humans with a low IQ, asshole!
this actually makes me feel a little sick
stupidity is a dangerous thing!
A. i am christian, and do not appreciate all of the people who are bashing christians. not all of us are the same. that is all that needs to be said as far as that goes.
B. I don’t give a rat’s ass if the poor girl was raped or not, she should not kill the baby. abortion is so wrong it makes me sick! It is not the baby’s fault that it’s mother suffered a horrific crime. It should not be punished. (the rapist should be slowly and painfully castrated and then covered in razor cuts and honey and tied to a cactus next to a fire ant hill and left there naked in the sun) babys can be adopted, you know. the mother does not have to keep the child.
c. What kind of mother would want her daughter to marry a rapist? the mother should be tied to the red ant hill next to the rapist.
So as long as you are a christian then it’s okay to slowly torture someone to death (or promote doing so) but not get an abortion? Very logical, dumbass. You’re sense puts you right up there with good ol’ brother percy.
dude. Abortion is necessary.
Thank you, Jess!! Couldn’t say it any better myself…
im a christian, and it says in the bible, AN EYE FOR AN EYE AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH. now, i take that to mean you do something to someone else, u get the same or equal unishment. sooo…as a christian, i believe in the suffering of crimals n sickos. and abortion is not necessary. get birth control or dont make any babies idiot.
Don’t make any babies idiot? You think a chick who gets pregnant during a rape is the same thing as some chick getting knocked up while having consensual sex??? “Yeah you were raped, but you are an idiot for not forcing your rapist to wrap it up”… Great post you dumb bitch.
A me piacerebbe prendere tutti voi figli di puttana che pensate a queste stronzate e farvi stuprare da 10 ninfomani superdotati, poi vediamo chi da la colpa a chi….Dio non ha dato il libero arbitrio agli uomini per poi vederli diventare die servi, dei burattini al comando del papa, senza nessuna morale…mi fate schifo, voi ed il vostro pensiero….Se siete stressati perchè non potete scopare, ammazzatevi di seghe!!!!
WTF???? I can’t believe there’s people who thinks like that!!! c’mon!!! it has nothing to do with their religion they’re fanatics, I’m pretty sure God doesn’t think like them ¬¬ I don’t usually want the suffering of others but I think brother Percy must be sodomized and obligated to marry his raper!! ¬¬ OMG they’re so wrong! poor girl!
and about abortion I don’t agree but I can’t even imagine how she feels and worse with her crazy mother u__u but that baby may be a bless for other people :/
Read a book on satire and then shoot yourself please.
ok, it’s not a baby until it is born, #1, about 99.99999999995% of the time,the female body rejects the embryo as if it were a parasite, about 75% of infants don’t even see the light of day because of miscarriage,#2, if she wanted to abort it, it’s her choice, not the vote of a moron, oh I meant mormon, christian, whatever, and you know what, most of the time, it’s people who worship god that commit the most henious crimes, I.E. ministers, priests, avengelists, gov’t, the list can go on. the funny thing is, those choices aren’t made a big deal though.
Amen to that
Are you fucking serious right now? 75% of babies? it’s not a baby till it born??? So as long as it hasn’t escaped out the kootch it’s not a living offspring of a human being? People like you make me fucking sick. And your bullshit stats annoy me. Would you like to cite your sources? Oh wait. You fucking can’t. Because you are just lying through your fucking teeth. Imbecile.
I love comments.
My gawd, are you people this incompetent? Can you not do a simple internet search to find out the answers? Is this truly the generation of stupidity? The Landover Baptist Church website is a hoax, fake forum! Epic Fail just got o\/\/n3D for posting up a parody thinking it was real! Is it so difficult for everyone to turn your brain on, if you have one, and look the shit up to see if it is really true?
What makes you say its a hoax? I had already looked, and because of your comment I looked again…there are current posts that appear to be quite serious by many members, some more extreme, some fairly reasonable (from a Christian standpoint, anyway). Looks quite like a real forum, with real members, posting real topics and comments.
I suppose it could be, say, a buncha people posting fake stuff for fun (a hoax as you say), but thats a LOT of material to be faked, way too much effort for a hoax (although I suppose it’s possible). That being said, this is a fail either way.
Typical american,i prefer not to get involved with such ignorant and disgusting people…and they call other countrys “the third world” fuck you cunts.
You are truly retarded to not understand what satire is and moreso to believe that one of the most civilized countries has a problem of this nature. Please do not breed!
Hey LOL, this country does have people like this, even in major cities….I’ve met them. I’m a cable guy, I meet LOTS of people…the freaks are out there. People will believe all kinds of shit, this percy fella may very well be real. If Percy is fake, I’d bet money there are people that actually do feel this way.
The adulthood of people who I befall or visit us automatically get their shoes elsewhere when entering the house. I have one relative who refuses to do it when she visits. Do you cogitate on we are unfair to require her to deprecate her shoes off. She makes areall stir everytime and descend
what the fuck are you talking about?
Seriously these two so called “christans” need thrown out of chruch and stoned to death!!!! I as a vuctim myself find brother percys question idiodic let me rape you against your will and see how much you would want to be around me you simple retard, lets see if you would marry me or want to carry the child I forced you to conceive!!!! ur just as sick as the rapist!!!! and for the simple bitch giving this retard advice you deserve the same. WE DO NOT ask for such things to happen, it’s sick twisted fucks like you that commit these kinds of crimes and produce off spring that are raised with the morals to do such things!!!! There fore you should be banned from reproducing you sick twisted simple minded satanic weirdos, I hope god shows you what it is like for that poor young lady and the justice system was RIGHT for putting him away and should have done so FOREVER along with the two of you!!!!
I’d beat the shit out of that guy if he said that around me.
thumbs up
These are just some false Christians and religious fanatics
How does someone ASKED to be rapeddd ?! It’s not RAPE if your willing ! Dumb asses .
maybe he is the rapist.
come on guys, it is obviously a JOKE!!!!!Calm down
eva no its not a joke. unfortunate thing is they believe its right
there is no way this is a joke. but completely agree with skinny american. we live in a country where we have free information everywhere! is it really so complicated to figure out that a infant inside of it’s mothers womb is a living human being that FEELS FUCKING PAIN and has it’s own mind and soul???!!!! just because u haven’t had ur 1st breath does NOT mean u are a glob of tissue. and u don’t have to be a CHRISTIAN to figure this out. that poor poor girl. ignorant self centered fucking people.
it’s a joke
ha ha ha the banned me over there already
pretty sure this isn’t a joke….those guys at landoverbaptist are extremists, check out their forum. buncha backwater hillbillies, im reminded of Deliverance….
IT DOSENT MATTER IF THIS GIRL WAS WALKING AROUND NAKED SHE SHOULDNT HAV BEEN RAPED….. THIS GUY SHULD GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL
i just want to beat that dudes ass for being so blind wtf they give christians bad names
you cant murder someone who hasn’t been born yet
Even as a satire they go far.
But what’s really mind bending are some comments posted here….
These people are not true Christains… What the?? That’s not what Gods love is all about. Blaming the victim for being rapped! How sick is the world we live in and how rude of these people acting like a beakon for God! Giving real Christians a bad name.