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More people need to read the comments before posting their own. How many people pointed out it was a parody? Seriously…
please tell me this is “fake”. Its fake right? Oh god please tell me there isnt real people like this out there
It should be fake… if I rape somebody, the raped gets jailed?
I actually found the website that this pic is from and I posted the pic, and said “seriously?”. They banned me. I think its just a troll site.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/?
Thats their site, but they pretty much ban anyone for anything, so dont waste your time.
dude this website is the best fucking thing ever, these people are FOOO REAL i can’t beleive it. Fucking brother percy here got about 500 post, and im reading one where he found a condom in front of his house and beleive its a sign that homosexual are having but sex in front of his house, then he goes on saying that they targeted him and want to splatter aids all over him. And 1 guy actually said “They want to to have aids so you become atheist” WTF is going on in this world.
Guys, Landoverbaptist is an ongoing religious parody by an organised group of talented individuals. They use humor to point out ridiculous instances of misguided theological ideology. They’re fucking awesome.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html
go to the bottom of the page and highlight with cursor starting with “Note:” all the way to End spoiler alert and there you will find a sentence stating this is a fake site entirely!
it is real look at the .net and .org 2 different sites. it is sadly real
Its fake. Look at the wikipedia article on them:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
What the shit is wrong with people from Utah.
It’s about a fictional town in Iowa dumb ass
+1 for team rape.
oh mr.mambo…. your funny
BIIIIIIIIIIG FAKE!!!!
dude,seriously!!!
thank god that is fake. i was thoroughly disgusted.
someone got a shotgun?
lol feel like trolling that site XD
I am thoroughly relieved. It’s incidents like this that make me lose a little faith in my fellow believers. The sad thing is, many people in my church would have a mindset like this. Not so much the temptress whore part but the keep the baby and marry the rapist part. I know one mother who is currently attempting to get her daughter and her daughter’s rapist together. They’re both only 19. It makes me want to punch something.
If you feel like punching something, I say: punch that rapist!
bloody american inbreds!!!
THIS is why I stopped going to church.
Exactly church people are fucking scary I like hide when they go around the neighborhood trying to convert me
If anyone after reading the story seriously believes it was real, you have gotta be an idiot… I mean, it is obviously fake and satirical in nature to make fun of religious zealots.
Go to their website and highlight where it says – Spoiler Alert and see for yourself lol.
And did, Christine, seriously say that the fake site is her church? Really? They Dont exist – FAIL!
No, she never said that was her church, r-tard.
You know I do have to say, those too raise some very valid points.
you are a fucking moron you evil dipshit
Fucking Fai Christian I hope you get raped by Satan then you have to marry him cunt face.
The thread is right here. My friend messaged me saying he was rather angry about something, and when I asked him what, he sent me this link:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16536
One of the people who “trolled” (Was against this) mentioned seeing it on Epicfail.com, so I came to check it out. Most definitely not fake.
I read through a few pages and was awestruck at how these people thought. They keep on stating that they are against rape but encourage the rapist and the victim to marry if the rapist pays a current value of around $190. How in the world does that make sense? I understand that these people believe they are following the bible, but taking it a bit too seriously? Yes.
in the web page you posted read the third comment from end, in his signature is written about some “King James Bible”!! WHAT is that? Can anyone tell? That page is probably a fake (even wikipedia says so), so don’t die stressing about it.
so yeh…. extremely glad that was fake… actually considered going over to the US of A and slapping everyone of those stupid pig headed naive idiots who thought that. but its a fake which means i save a hell of a lot on flights etc… Have a nice day!
Yhe… so i went on the old landover website… honestly how stupid and pig headed can you be????? these naive people are disgusting and i personally think this landover website should be shut down and the people on that stupid website should be hunted down and shown first hand what they are condemning and see what they think of the situations they are in and see how it feels to be the victim!!!!!!!! Grrrrr i went on that stupid website for a while and will be going on it periodically! if that website isnt stopped at some point, i will personally be writing to those who can do something about it and will be showing them the racism, discrimination and just outright wrong things being said in the forums on there.
If any of you out there are as outraged as i am please comment here.
SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE!
i checked the website too and all i can s was… LOL!? WTF!?
kaitlin: ok for one this is way beyond okay for her to be called a “whore” or “slut” because women all the time get randomly jumped and raped without knowing the guy, and the women who dress trashy are called prostitutes who get paid. thank you very much!
emily: Ok, i think this is beyound crazy! (and trust me, i know crazy!) why on earth would you say the man is the victim?!?!?! Are you gay or something?!?! really! there’s nothing wrong with saying there are some women who do dress like that, but what about those of us who dress normal, like in jeans and a t-shirt? did you know, most rapest go for women dressed in either nice, respectable business clothes (like a suit jacket and skirt) or women wearing jeans and a t-shirt with their hair pulled back in a ponytail with little to no makeup? So don’t you go saying this man is the victim here, when it’s the poor girl who was raped and now has to live with that for the rest of her life!
Come on you guys, look it up on Wikipedia. The website is fake and was actually made by an atheist. Stop complaining, it’s not real.
I am an atheist… But i think this guy can’t really be, a so called , brother …in any religion you could name…
so just stop believing every epic fail vid you see
THOSE PEOPLE ARE FUBAR!
hmm…fake or not…this is why more
and more people are becoming non-believers..
that and because there is no proof that
god exists.
MESSAGE
ND
Whew, it’s just Landover, lol… I thought this was serious.
The original comment is obviously fake.. but the lady who responded sounds genuine… that’s the scary part
omg………………… RAPIEST. LOL
that can not be true… it’s a joke…
Its people like these fuckers that give christians a bad name.
I’m glad to read its a parody from Landover Baptist, however I’ve no doubt that pathetic people like that DO exist and DO believe that way.
“Do you have scripture to support that?”
Hahahahahaha!! This COULD be real!
Those kind of Christians make me sick to my stomach. It is vile that this guy is suggesting that the rapist is the real victim. Absolutely disgusting.
What prison is he writing this BS from. (So the preacher says. When the boy came to church last Sunday, I noticed he had no underwear on after I got him naked. So I took it as an invite from god) Come the F–k on. People look at the of the sick man and pretend it is your own child that has been victimized. I know what I would do.
Its a fake site thank god, but I don’t doubt that there are real idiots in the world who believe this crap.
yeah it’s a fake site. kinda funny though. but a bad joke.
FKK YEAH!!! THAT LIL SLUT PROBABLY DESERVED IT!! LMAO
So Christians are OK with priests raping their children?
….maybe their children shouldn’t dress like sexy sluts…
KARMA IS CORRECT. THIS IS NOT FAKE GOOGLE BROTHER PERCY TRUE CHRISTIAN HE WAS EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE CHURCH SITE KARMA TALKED ABOUT http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21949 HE WASN’T KICKED OUT FOR THIS THOUGH HE WAS KICKED OUT FOR QUESTIONING HUMAN ORIGIN… INTERESTING HOW RAPE IS OK BUT QUESTIONING HOW HUMANS WERE CREATED GETS YOU KICKED OUT OF THE CHURCH
this guy needs to me hung my his nads while Satan rapes him, they get married and Satan then castrates him
I really hope that that’s a fake!
I dont see the spoiler alert or the “note” stuff you said about. I dont see how this is fake. Its so fanatic and sick. This poor bastards are so retrograd and ignorant.The best way to defeat them is not joining their “churches”. They are sick and tks god there is justice for stupid rapists. I now know why they fight against their similar islamic counterpart: they both fanatics and sick. They live in fear banning everybody until they will be all alone without friends…this are religions for sheeps…SHEEPLE they are!! XD
You know, I met some people, who acted in this way. Said the same things. One of them has washed the PC with the holy water. I really wouldn’t be surprised, if it were real. But, it’s not. What a pity)
PS: I’m sorry for possible mistakes. It’s not really my native language. But I couldn’t stand away of this topic)
Wow.
That actually made me feel nausea.
@likkmyballz……you’re a shitfaced retard…who deserves rape???
PEEBRAIN!!!!
fck can someone be soo stupid????? i went trough this site for some while and i was so pissed off… i cant believe those people… such an assholes… im not american, im mexican and i study in spain.. and besides what you silly asses think, there are intelligent, wise people here who like to surf through these kind of sites and i know you guys arent “that” racist… but how in the “good will of jesus” (lol) can a site like these even exist????… fck is it america so twisted???? i guess not.. cant someone do nothing about it???
It’s not real, it’s a satire on fundamental Christians, look for Chris Harper and his “Landover Baptist Church” on Wiki.
However I wouldn’t be all too surprised if it was real, after all at least in one country in Latin America rapist can avoid punishment if he proposes to his victim, no matter if she agrees or not.