Taking Care of Yourself Fail

Posted on January 12th, 2010


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  1. Mmmmm says:

    Hey! Mommy!?

  2. alper says:

    lol she looks like Berta, from the show two and a half men.

  3. Dude.. says:

    Is that a male or a female?.. I really cant tell O.o

  4. failboy says:

    Good mo0rning dear. Want to go upstairs and make love again?

  5. TomAss says:

    that gotta be a man with a wig…

  6. jpimp says:

    does it have a mangina?

  7. petara says:

    Kind of like Medusa, except, instead of turning to stone, you just vomit and gouge your eyes out.

  8. Tom says:

    Disgusting.

  9. neodox says:

    Her pigtails go well with her mustache.

  10. _jaded_ says:

    sir? ma’am? …nevermind.

  11. Meghan says:

    The fact that her hair is clean and in pigtails implies that she *almost* gives a crap.

  12. Dan says:

    Bring forth the fire and burn the abomination

  13. StitchFace says:

    Betcha she has kids, too…

  14. President Rome says:

    Holy Fuck! Its Michael Moore!

  15. Dyquen says:

    I can’t believe someone didnt say Kill it with fire yet. It looks like the parent from which the most famous beasts decended. Cyclops, Yetti, Chewbaca, Jabba The Hut Snorlax…. LMAO

  16. Chaotic Theory says:

    I can look past the neck gobbler, mustache, watermelon size ape tits and her self given hair cut, but not the coffee with cigarettes combo. That just begs for rancid breath that’ll kill everything with fire.

  17. bigboy says:

    WTF ???!

  18. john says:

    OMG, I like her goose-hair mustache

  19. headache says:

    kill it with fire!

  20. Youth in Asia says:

    Thats what you look like when you fall out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches on the way down…

  21. mike says:

    i wonder if the carpet matches the drapes…and the mustache

  22. militaryminded85 says:

    that ash is hanging dangerasly over that coffy its about to drink

  23. Jonathan L says:

    There isn’t enough beer in the world to make that look good enough to fuck.

  24. LakseJohn says:

    I’d tap that.

  25. HeartbreakPrincess says:

    That (sadly) is a female. When there is quite a bit of fat on the female body, it produces excess estrogen and the body makes more testosterone to try and keep the balance. The extra testosterone causes facial hair like that mustache.

    • You Fail says:

      Subject matter expert are we?

    • HeartbreakPrincess says:

      No, I went to my gyno because I might have polycistic ovaries and she explained to me that the first thing they check is weight. She said that wasn’t my problem, but I asked what could the complication be of weight.

    • youfail.org says:

      No one cares, trailer park princess

    • J'Lauren says:

      Dear “You Fail”


      Ahem.
      How do I say this? Oh yeah.

      YOUR A DOUCHBAG. :)

    • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

      One of the many reasons I dislike you, you don’t know everything, so shut the fuck up.

  26. Thiago says:

    it´s beautfull

  27. ivana hompaloot says:

    i think shes hot and i would do her any day

  28. failboy says:

    If you were wondering JUST HOW much you had to drink last night, it has now become painfully clear. Looking at this the answer is WAY TOO MUCH! The best part is you also did her slightly less attractive older sister. There goes the “there isn’t enough beer in the world for anyone to want to F that rule” But you pride yourself on breaking the rules eh?
    It could be worst, next she will tell you that you got her pregnant and that clicking sound you just heard is her Daddy cocking the shot gun right after he got off of the phone with the preacher so you two can get hitched. Dude.. I’d take the shotgun blast.

    • HeartbreakPrincess says:

      She has a very very very slim chance of getting pregnant seeing that she has to much testosterone, but if that chance happened, I’d take the shot gun blast point blank.

  29. Felipe04 says:

    I think it’s a man with a wig… look at its hands, they’re way too big to be woman’s

  30. Caveman5000 says:

    Haha cool shirt for a fat disgusting slob… She is probably out there somewhere in the world and reading all of our comments and crying while slitting her wrists

    • failboy says:

      I guess your right! I feel bad. I guess I’m just trying to build my self up by tearing people down. Is she really that Bad?… Ok…. yes she is!!! she is disgusting!!!!

  31. Zebanamana says:

    Someone molotov it…QUICK!!

  32. ox says:

    trailer trash

  33. H3llsBlade says:

    OMG !!! She`s PIG ugly !!!!

  34. Will says:

    God, that is a fine lookin mustache!

  35. InoxFY says:

    at least she has nice eyes..

  36. H3llsBlade says:

    She reminds me somehow of cousin It from the Adams family

  37. kori says:

    looks like an uglier, *slightly* less hairy ewok

  38. DisneysNewPrincess says:

    unfortunately, i know there are men who would fuck that.

  39. AnnTheeAwesomest!!! says:

    Omygawd she is so ugly, and she has a mustache. I have not ever seen anything so hideous!

  40. Mike says:

    The Female Boomer before the infection.

  41. Bluedini says:

    Taking care of yourself fail.

  42. fred says:

    That’s fucking hilarious.

  43. Kokizzle says:

    DONT TALK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND… !

  44. DildoDoucheBag says:

    hey its heartbreakprincess!

    • HeartbreakPrincess says:

      LOL we all know its you when you look in the mirror. I’ve posted my picture several times and the site knows that this is a weak shot. I’m not going to pay attention to you anymore your troll fail.

  45. Ericaaaa says:

    this is disturbing. It was taken on my birthday aswell, which makes it more horrifying. but HAHAHA failllllll

  46. cummins6.7 says:

    oh my god this is beyond graphic


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