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Taking Care of Yourself Fail
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Hey! Mommy!?
haha taht´s ur mom or what?!
lol she looks like Berta, from the show two and a half men.
Absolutely NOT dumbass
Is that a male or a female?.. I really cant tell O.o
i think the person is a female.you don’t think a transvestite the size of her would go for boob implant.
Maybe it’s a lesbian. :-O
those could be manboobs :O (I thing I just scared myself..)
i suppose those could be manboobs. if it is male, then he’s gay. if it is female, then she’s lesbian.. either way it’s fucked up.
Its a guy. Men have longer ring fingers than index fingers.
The men having longer ring fingers thing is bullshit.
maybe it’s a hermi…kinda looks like both so…why not just assume…?
that’s a gay guy
its a female… (sadly enough)
the ring finger-index finger ratio only pertains to tetoterone versus estrogen levels, and it looks like this thing has a lot of both in it
…I’m a girl, & my ring finger is longer than my index. So. I think that rule is bullshit. & yes, I’m completely sure that I’m a girl.
Good mo0rning dear. Want to go upstairs and make love again?
…Where it’s dark and I don’t have to see you
that gotta be a man with a wig…
agree
does it have a mangina?
its old greg
Kind of like Medusa, except, instead of turning to stone, you just vomit and gouge your eyes out.
LOL!
lol@ vomit & gouge your eyes out
)
the pic was a fail, that comment was not…
Haha good one dude
Disgusting.
Her pigtails go well with her mustache.
sir? ma’am? …nevermind.
IT’S PAT!! You just don’t know…YESSSS!
The fact that her hair is clean and in pigtails implies that she *almost* gives a crap.
lofl… i like your Psychoanalysis…i was thinking the same
Bring forth the fire and burn the abomination
Betcha she has kids, too…
Holy Fuck! Its Michael Moore!
LoL!!!
I can’t believe someone didnt say Kill it with fire yet. It looks like the parent from which the most famous beasts decended. Cyclops, Yetti, Chewbaca, Jabba The Hut Snorlax…. LMAO
…YOU
I can look past the neck gobbler, mustache, watermelon size ape tits and her self given hair cut, but not the coffee with cigarettes combo. That just begs for rancid breath that’ll kill everything with fire.
Nice, well said
I drink coffee and smoke, so fuck you man
then I guess you’re a fail, cavefuck
“Fuck me??? Fuck me??? Oh yeah… Gaylord”…. Damn you Dane Cook you fail…. But cave, I hope you brush or use mouthwash/breath mints afterwards, you know that combo leads to bad breath, even tv commericals admit that one.
WTF ???!
OMG, I like her goose-hair mustache
kill it with fire!
Too Late. lol
Thats what you look like when you fall out of the ugly tree and hit most of the branches on the way down…
xD…epic
i wonder if the carpet matches the drapes…and the mustache
that ash is hanging dangerasly over that coffy its about to drink
There isn’t enough beer in the world to make that look good enough to fuck.
I’d tap that.
That (sadly) is a female. When there is quite a bit of fat on the female body, it produces excess estrogen and the body makes more testosterone to try and keep the balance. The extra testosterone causes facial hair like that mustache.
Subject matter expert are we?
No, I went to my gyno because I might have polycistic ovaries and she explained to me that the first thing they check is weight. She said that wasn’t my problem, but I asked what could the complication be of weight.
No one cares, trailer park princess
Dear “You Fail”
…
Ahem.
How do I say this? Oh yeah.
YOUR A DOUCHBAG.
One of the many reasons I dislike you, you don’t know everything, so shut the fuck up.
it´s beautfull
ROFL
i think shes hot and i would do her any day
If you were wondering JUST HOW much you had to drink last night, it has now become painfully clear. Looking at this the answer is WAY TOO MUCH! The best part is you also did her slightly less attractive older sister. There goes the “there isn’t enough beer in the world for anyone to want to F that rule” But you pride yourself on breaking the rules eh?
It could be worst, next she will tell you that you got her pregnant and that clicking sound you just heard is her Daddy cocking the shot gun right after he got off of the phone with the preacher so you two can get hitched. Dude.. I’d take the shotgun blast.
She has a very very very slim chance of getting pregnant seeing that she has to much testosterone, but if that chance happened, I’d take the shot gun blast point blank.
I think it’s a man with a wig… look at its hands, they’re way too big to be woman’s
Haha cool shirt for a fat disgusting slob… She is probably out there somewhere in the world and reading all of our comments and crying while slitting her wrists
I guess your right! I feel bad. I guess I’m just trying to build my self up by tearing people down. Is she really that Bad?… Ok…. yes she is!!! she is disgusting!!!!
Someone molotov it…QUICK!!
trailer trash
OMG !!! She`s PIG ugly !!!!
God, that is a fine lookin mustache!
at least she has nice eyes..
She reminds me somehow of cousin It from the Adams family
looks like an uglier, *slightly* less hairy ewok
unfortunately, i know there are men who would fuck that.
Omygawd she is so ugly, and she has a mustache. I have not ever seen anything so hideous!
The Female Boomer before the infection.
Taking care of yourself fail.
That’s fucking hilarious.
DONT TALK ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND… !
hey its heartbreakprincess!
LOL we all know its you when you look in the mirror. I’ve posted my picture several times and the site knows that this is a weak shot. I’m not going to pay attention to you anymore your troll fail.
this is disturbing. It was taken on my birthday aswell, which makes it more horrifying. but HAHAHA failllllll
oh my god this is beyond graphic
way to take care of yourself u fat ugly bag of disgusting tar
Is it milf fail or disguise win?
lmao looks like vito from viva la bam
fuckin’ hell!!!