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Why do I hear the banjo from “Deliverance?”
Burt Reynolds does not approve
Crazy, i heard it too O_o
We all must be on shroomz, I just heard that banjo too O_O
”You sure do gotta purtty mouth…”
Squeal like a pig!!!
REEEEE!! REEEEEE!!!!!
because you are about to get raped
a big thumbs up to “hot carl” for stealing the words from my purty mouth
He was unaware of his impending ….Facebook comment FAIL.
While we are all some how realated to each other from God only knows how long back the fact that he met her at a Family party suggests that he needs to be killed with fire. And his parents as well for nameing him Merlin.
Amen! Who the fuck names their kid Merlin?
They must be fans of the Sword in the Stone.
I worked with a guy named Merlin, people would always call him the Wizard and he never understood why…seemed kinda depressed when I told him about it.
Major lolz.
If you go to family reunions to meet chicks, you might be a redneck.
HAHA nice Foxworthy reference.
Nice!!
Lamo!
That guy is the master of self-ownage
adam n eves kids did it…
Realistic planetary origin fail!
If you still believe in Adam and Eve, then there’s no hope for you…
you’re right, we all came from prehistoric minestrone stew
Only one issue adam and eve had two sons
lol if adam and eve did it isnt it a incestuous earth
God sent tow wives for there sons u idjets!!!
If god could just send people down, why even have Adam and Eve mate?
Oh, puleeeeeeez! There were already people in the land of Nod…that’s where Cain got his wife. And there weren’t just two sons…Seth came after and there were quite a few more children…go look at your begats
new program starting.. the hills have eye’s…by the hills i mean the hill’s in hollywood…i fucking hate that show but the girls in it keep me hooked fap fap fucking faaaaaap
Come on, 14 generations? What’s the problem. Bush and Gore are more closely related than that, are you saying they shouldn’t make out either?
Well, I think we should all take a step back and take a full frontal to see how hot she is before we judge. It just might be worth it…
how is it worth it rlly WTF no no NO its wrong to make out or do anything like that with a famliy member i dont give a rats ass if its 20 billion generations apart thats a rule if ur apart of the family and at a family party DONT look for people to pick up think of it like ur gonna make out with u sister or brother…yeah not so ok now is it
Abraham Lincoln married his cousin.
How could they trace back that far to know? I don’t believe this.
i dont give a fuk if we 80 generations seperate…if i meet a girl at a family party hell no
well i dont know what its like where u come from but where im from family parties are not the place to pick up!
10 gen or not, you still related. INCEST FAIL!
i believe the fact that ur 14 generations apart isnt creepy at all. i mean ppl marry their 3rd cousins these days even. and for all we know the bf/gf ur with could be related to u like that, more or less. the fucking creepy part is the fact that he met her at a family reunion. jeez coulda picked a better place to meet a girl…
hibby billy!! you are still related even if its the 20th generation
How did you meet? A family party. ROFL
UGLY AS SHIT
would u like to explain how u know theyre ugly? u cant see their faces. do u have special vision? wait…no u dont. quit talking like a dumbass.
Come on. U should try a cousin.
Cuanto más prima, más se arrima!!
NO…NO… JUST… NO
If its double D, any cousin goes good for me. If its a slut, just up the butt, if its you`re mother, then kill yourself or find another.
If its dad, well.. thats just sad.
If its granny, then uh… bang her, kill her and blame it on a heart attack.
Ok I am leaving now… cough…
I’ still go for PICTURE FAIL… just gross. Cousins or not.
as wrong as cousin kissing is…. you can see the freaks boner reflection in the back windshield… EPIC EPIC SUPER EPIC FAILURE!!!!
..i hate men :S
probably cuz you are a big loser
I know these people, and they’re related by marriage, they started dating before the people got married, the conversation was edited on a program, i’ve seen the actual convo and they did NOT really meet at a family party.
it would be worth it if shes like cute or beautiful … but she looks fat! look at that chin and neck
I LOVE SOCCER
HAHA LOVE IT
the last sentence says it all !..Hoho
Bah, love is love, so is lust and desperation, why not its “only 14 generations apart”.
Heck Ive done my cousin, but once you see her, you`d understand it all.
Kayla: So… She is your cousin.
Hey, incest is wincest…
not creepy huh?!?
this is white ppl for ya
Quote:”Never dated my cousin. I FUCKED HER!! But I never dated her.”
haha when they get married she won’t have to change her name