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Retard
Is that an effect of drinking this “special reserve?”
Burns goin’ in, burns comin’ out. Just like hotwings.
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it burns when i pee. fuck this wine !!!
it’s not a wine as such but a traditional english port been around for years pronounced coe burns
if wine is made from grapes, is this made from cockburns?
no if wine is made with grapes, cockburns must be made with std’s
Is it the burns from rug-burn, cunt burn, or rub burn? either burns, its gotta suck.
EST. 1815… that´s gotta hurt
that means the company was established in 1815 u retard
Now the small insignia above the name, is that a rooster over fire? If so, I see a meal in the buyers future.
Although pronounced ‘coe burns’, this still made the kid hidden in me giggle like a little school girl.
it’s Porto wine.
it’s a portuguese company actually.
porto wine is only produced in Portugal.
(like champagne is only produced in the champagne region in france.)
it might burn if you overdrink it…
i’m sorry, but if something (for example champagne) is made with the same ingredients as champagne, in the same manner as champagne, and tastes like champagne,then who cares WHERE it was made, it’s champagne, and screw the french and the whole damned EU!
Ruby port..
you also get white port..
called, white port.
Indeed Porto ruby port is portuguese.
Win
Its a very good wine i got to tell you! The 20 year old reserve is sth special!
Worst…Fail…Ever…
This should never have made it to the site.
I agree….worst fail
Its a pretty common name in most places, I guess not USA?
here we have a suburb called cockburn sound, but we also have suburbs called inaloo and upper swan
I live in cockburn central. Yay Perth.
Its pronounced Co-Burns and its Port u ignorant gimps…. yanks no nothing about good drinks.
You’ve obviously never drank Budweiser. LOL
bud is crap piss water tennant lager all the way
Apparently neither do you if consider Cockburns Special Reserve a good drink. Fonseca 1994 or Grahams 1970 are far better. By the way, at least we “ignorant gimps” know the difference between “know” and “no”.
almost sounds as bad as beefeater
This is just dumb. There’s a Teacher in Menchville High School in newport neews VA named Mrs. Cock Burn. This is nothing new to me. It’s her and Mr. Cummings.(Yes that was spelled correctly)
I know of a street named cockburn. but its pronounced coburn. could that be the case here?
first xD
oh and no thanx , heh , idont need that , cus i just got sum asswipe at walmart
I was wondering where they kept my donations…
One of my favorite Ports, not a name fail!
After this weekend, I’m afraid mine will too!