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By jason in People Fail on January 21, 2010
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I guess we’re never leaving! If these guys can’t even do jumping jacks, how the fuck are they supposed to defend their own country?
you my friend are a disgrace to the human race
go find a dark hole and go shoot yourself
@ The Fail Master: FAIL!
So aptly named you are Fail Master since you have seemingly mastered the art of failing. I would tell you to go do something similar but I realize that just being yourself must be more punishment than any one person deserves for even the most heinous crime. I pity you and wish you well in your future endeavors that you may gain self esteem and self worth and free yourself from the chains of your current personality. Au Revoir.
Comeback win V.
V win lolz… and yes, it looks like are boys are gonna be there for a while longer
such a shame
DAAAAAAMN put a fking bullet where supose to be his brains
people dont usually do jumping jacks whilst in combat dumbfuck
OK just so ya’ll know that is not US army that is the Afghani troop we are training so it looks like we are doing a good job well for us anyways haha
Dude they can’t even shit in a hole. When they use our guys heads they shit on the toilet seats. It’s disgusting.
they don’t sit on the seat, they actually hover over it, it’s just what they do, damn ragheads
“When they use our guys heads they shit on the toilet seats”
What the hell did you just say? that makes no sense. Please explain.
oh, and youfail.org, the hole is used just about everywhere in the world except North America and Europe. Just letting you know.
@ jackel- “heads” is the word the military uses for toilets
Ojala este país sea pacifista… porque si entran en guerra, matarían… pero de la risa.
lmao
Hahahahahahahaha die laughing
Press 2 for espanol, you fucking beaners
Don’t be mad cause more than half the world knows more than one language and your dumbass is too lazy to learn another.
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youfail.org-0
youfail u can “chuparme toda mi pinche verga pendejo de mierda”, if wana know what i said seek in a dictionary fking asshole
sorry this section is reserved for retards
jajaja, eso es muy funny…
The Quran + Inbreeding = These Retards.
Inta ibn Kelb ya Ihmar!
President rome -0000000 hmar
jackel +10
The Quran = Retards. Inbreeding is just icing on the cake.
What does the quran have to do with anything you idiot. This is how i know you people are sick in the head. Get your head out of your arse and stop being a total idiot.
This is how i know those american soldiers are doing a damn good job training so called soldiers. and at the same time they getting their ass kicked by the same ppl funny huh.
those muslim retard monkeys dont even have coordination
I have been there and tried training them as well. Most of them can barely do 10 push-ups, and most of those are not done right. they also like to cheat when doing a two mile run by hiding behind buildings and waiting for the front man to come back around to start running again.
Can’t speak for the laziness factor, but those guys look they were somewhat malnourished as children. They look to be about 120lbs soaking wet. That’s not genetics, that’s horrible nutrition whilst growing up.
i don’t really get the fail
ummm….if you seriously don’t get it then you belong with them…lol
Bazzinga lol
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Jumping jacks, gravity vs action + human + brain + logic + physical endurance
life fail
they are having fun under the sun
F*** these guys
If they can’t do one proper jumping jack, imagine how bad they’ll do with any kind of weapon…
I hear they’re pretty good with improvised explosives.
DID YOU KNOW THAT “ELEPHANTITIS” IS INCORRECT???
IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE ELEPHANTIASIS BUT PEOPLE ARE TOO STUPID AND THEY ALWAYS SAY ELEPHANTITIS HAHA THAT’S STUPID IT SUCKS TO BE SO STUPID
no rasist comments please ! so STFU president rome you ass hole !
Sigh……………Iraq will be run by Al Queda two weeks after the US leaves, whenever that is. Saddam could at least have been paid off by us, and he kept that country in check while in power. It would have been an easy deal, Saddam you bring us the severed heads of terrorists and you get sanctions dropped.
Thats so crazy it might have worked.
we were looking to set an example, not heads of terrorists fucktard, follow your corrupt politics
Tom, you idiot, Saddam WAS being paid by you i.e. he was on the CIA payroll, up to the point he decided to do things his way and sell oil in EUROS…Saddam was killing Muslim radicals (Ansar Al Islam) since he got to power. You did not invade Iraq to get rid of terrorists, you invaded to seize control of their oil industry to compete with Russia whose energy companies have taken over most of Europe and Asia. Learn to think critically and assess information in a constructive manner before you spew your nonsense.
p.s
Those “soldiers” on the video are retards.
He must be retarded
Stupid towel heads! It’s no wonder they live in caves and mate with animals!
Don’t forget about the young boys. They really like them too.
They have to mate with animals! Do you think any woman is going to want any of that uncoordinated mess of men!
President Rome, you can make fun of race since we are all one race (human), but its wrong to make fun of peoples beliefs. Make fun of me all you want, but all i know is that you are an ignorant little troll.
“its wrong to make fun of peoples beliefs”
Bullshit. So we can make fun of anything we want as long as someone doesn’t believe in it? The minute some jackoff starts believing in anything it becomes taboo? So if someone starts worshipping Carrottop as their god then we cant make fun of him anymore?
Let me rephase that. To ignorantly make fun of some one’s belef is wrong. For instance, if you believe all that crap about Islam FOX tablespoons you, then you are just an idiot who agrees with them (not personally you, people)
So pedophilia is now covered as a religious right, Jackel? And what about murdering those who don’t believe as you do? Your “prophet” was a pedophile, a murderer and a rapist. Those who worship him are no better.
To say thats these people actually killed a lot of americans GI on the field doesn’t make you feel more stupid than them ? Fascinating, I can wait my geencard …
ikbar WIN
It’s the terrorists that are trained out of Iraq that enter the country which are killing our boys.
either all the coordinated ones blew themselves up or this is how they choose
It amazes me that we still can’t get the Middle East under control. So who’s government is actually the most retarded?
everyone in that video is a fail.
Not the americans teaching them
Guys, he can’t jumping jacks, but i bet he can slaughter your whole family with no problems. US is BULLSHIT.
Fuck you towelhead. And take your dick out of that goat!
Nahh Arabs are cowards. They can’t fight 1 on 1 hand to hand. They can sure fuck a donkey though. Only bullshit I see is you
i think he can be a great soldier….marines material just have to scream semper fi!!! as he jump
that was too much fail for only one take!!!
It looks too me like he was making fun of the jumping jacks, or at least after a while! Your comments fail, they make YOU guys look like retards. Oh Please.
I think it says a lot about their ability to be warriors
Fucking Arabs …. I’m surprised they have enough coordination to fuck.
I really wish they didn’t. For the world’s sake.
fuck all of you and your politics that you dont understand you read one newspaper see a michael moore movie and you’re educated. the government will always be one step ahead of every race…so fuck em and fuck all of you. oh yeah suck my Los Angeles Cock…:)
Psst! You’re doing it wrong!
Looks like my 5 year old’s soccer practice.
He’s like about half the fuckups making comments here at this site at the first half of the thread: he wants attention so he is fucking up on purpose. The instructor should put him in the leaning rest for about 30 minutes an it would straight out 90% of these assholes.
and they are actually gonna ARM this man?