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Keep tryying dudes lol
i eat turtles
Adidas Guy: “I can’t live this lie anymore, dude, I love you”
Tie Guy: “…..”
+1
Kill it with FIRE!!
then stomp on it…with ice skates!!
definetly germans..
Yeah right? Either Albanians, Bosnians or Bulgarians that live in Germany
they’re actualle danish. the pics come from a danish disco website. it’s a big terrible fashion in norway and sweden to..
Just 2 bullets …
more like 52.. just to be sure
Don’t waste the bullets. I, for one would rather use a baseball bat on them. The benefits would be saving money on the bullets, the exercise you would get from the repeated swinging of the bat and the satisfaction derived from both the look on their douchebag faces each time the bats impact their bodies and the sound of snapping and crunching of each and every bone in their bodies as you pound each one, one at a time, into a collection of pieces no bigger than a thumbtack.
@Phlegmboy
You have issues… but I like the way you think.
no, not a bat, far to messy. Use industrial plastic bags (freezer bags could work but not the no name brand..) or piano wire (wire can get bloody though if you cut vs strangle)….once you get them down, make sure you hold it for 30 seconds to make sure, then dump them in a freezer(naked preferably) for 2 days minimum to make sure it is to the core. Don’t rush, the body ain’t going anywhere and you need to clean up a lot to make sure there isn’t any organic matter laying around (usually if wire is used or knife/gun) Remove head, fingers and toes (remember, toe prints can be used to identify bodies) any prostetics need to go and sand down any tatoos. You could start hacking up the body but don’t do it just cuz; it adds to the clean up and is a pain.
Put back into freezer to firm up and when the time is right, wrap in thick plastic and attach 40 pound weight to the midsection, around the hips. Drive to bridge out of state (just over the state line should do) and drop into a deep river, if you can do it during winter and get the body under the ice even better …dispose of all ‘extras’ over the next few months by placing the parts into fast food or mall garbage cans, even residential is ok if you know the trash day. wipe everything with bleach and water right away and go over with hyrdogen peroxide, this includes the freezer.
NOTE: KILLING IS WRONG, DO NOT DO IT!
Wow…the issues you guys have are radiating from each letter that you typed.
With that said… @Dude.. I like the way you think. I hate a Guido/Broski, or what have you, and I think all the people on that show Jersey Shore should just die and take all these two with them. They’re only good for laughing at them.
@Agizzle
honestly thats to much of a work. id go to a pig farm and feed em to the starving pigs. like in the movie snatch…. they go through bones like butter. but you first gots to knock em teeth out
fuck all the racisim, lets work together and “take care” of people like this.
This is a Douche Win. They are the Batman and Robin of douchiness.
Those eyebrows are FABULOUS!
+1
their eyebrows = fagness itself!
where do we keep finding these people??
where i live they populate the clubs every saturday evening
It appears a flock of seagulls mated with a hoard of guidos and produced a pair of euro douchebags.
HA! +1
LMAO +2
The one on the left kind of looks like one of my Iranian friends…. I think this is closer to home than Germany, might be right here in North America….. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!
the mullet is back in style?
I didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out! Adidas dude has a mullet…
WIN!
why should that be germans??
trust me.. if you live in germany you would see guys like these every day
gender fail to the one on the left. Looks too much like a chick
Brüno impression WIN!!!
hahaha! good one
This picture is SOOOO 2009…
I think they both have a giant dildo in their asses at the time of this picture. Oh and right guy eyebrow fail on top of the list of other fails.
The guy on the right looks like he is just about to swallow the load the other guy just shot in his mouth. How gay are these assholes? I bet they took turns spray tannning each other’s ball sacs. and blew them dry then sucked them dry!
is we are talking about douchebags,then this photo is a WIN.
It is a “Normal dude FAIL”
Hey look the guy on the left looks like Norman from “Psycho” in his early years and he doesn’t look too happy with the shemale next to him. O_o
I’m french and I’m not astonished by this picture, at the fucking youngs you have lot of these twats… It’s disgusting but it’s normal here and them are not the worsts… I hate it!
Its not a “douche bag fail”. Oh they ARE douchebags!! Its the one thing they win at being! They fail at being someone who should be allowed to live.
nice
It’s a glimpse into those Danimals yogurt homos’ future is what it is…
Is that Magnum?
Na it’s “Blue Steel”
i have so much hate for these two orange fags.. its not even funny look at the state of them i mean.. what a couple of fucking douche bags… and the eye brows? what’s with the fucking eye brows?
also.. why are they posing like that? did they look at this picture after and think ” were cool”???
shit.. i need a minute to my self i think i’m going to cry… such fucking douchebags..
holy shit zoizoi you are to fucking funnie!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
why germans? the thing left hand douche is holding is a good guess… http://tryy.de/
not that it really matters. douches are international. theyre everywhere. at every overpriced brand name clothes store, at every MAC counter getting a makeover, and universally living in mom & dads basements.
i wish i could fail this more than once…
looks like someone stole mommys earrings! oh, they are bad boys ;D
FUNKYZEIT JAAAA!!!!
For sure Germany, 100%
omfg these guys… i’m not sure how it’s a douchebag fail tough… maybe a homo fail. lol
ok well… i dont think this is a fail. if u look at it theyre kinda ………….cute!!!! ahhhh who am i kidn they look like a male version of the Olsen twins who went a lil crazy wit the tanning lotion and bad nose jobs.
where did he get that tan?
a bottle
nice
lol
definetly Germans!
the f&%cker on the right waxed his eyebrows, what a tool
i kno rite!!! wat straight non douche bags “WAXES” their brows. They’re thinner than Jennifer Anistons i wud b ashamed if mine looked better than a smoking hot womans.:P
I STill bet they get laid more than most of you, yeah what a fail huh?
Why? Are you the one laying them? I’m pretty sure I’m not because I’m lesbian…
By whom? Their male counterparts?
yeah…sad part is females stand in lines for clowns like these
Yeah THESE ARE GERMANS . . poor germany
Just look at the flyer, there are in a club called “Tryy” i think. i goggled it – it is in germany. .___.
i hope they die
i know the right guy.. he lives in my city.. he likes turtels
night at roxbury 2
i really hate some countries
tie guy is creepy >.>
HEEEEEEY!!! It’s Brüno!!!
from germany…not denmark. i know it.
guy on left= abed from community?
“tell me it’s a gaybar, tell me it’s a gaybar, tell me it’s a gaybar, tell me it’s a gaybar” – amen.
wow…gay guidos. bahahaha