Shit happens… lol
hey, where is the winking smiley??
Never doing that to my friend again…I’d so just walk away from the shit pile on the floor
i lold. did u see his nickname is titbarf
Hey, Back Off! My brother’s name is titbarf. Titbarf McVaginalLeakage. Different dad.
Totally fake, but hilarious none the less. I love where “the teacher was hella mad and thought I was being a freak”. Classic shit.
Breast strokes would give me tingles down my spine. Oh yes, keep going baby don’t stop please i love you long time!
@David: *farts* …that was my reverse orgasm, baby?
=\ Nah, that’ll end badly
I actually feel sorry for the guy..
All that AND he never banged the “hot chick”. Of course just how hot is a girl that can pick you up and crack your back.
She’s a big woman But she has a pretty face.
ive never laughed so hard over something on the internet XD
I had the exact same reaction
Fake or not I had a good laugh. So funny… “Proceeded to diarrhea in my pants” LOL
FAKE…NOBODY CAN FART WITH DIAHREA!!!! It’s IMPOSSIBLE!!!:D when I have diarrhea, if I take a fart, the whole shitt will comeout instantly!! in my country we call that “PEIDO COM MOLHO” it’s like “fart sauce” I think heheheh:)
Dude take a few laxatives and drink some water with a half teaspoon of sea-salt, wait about an hour. then tell me you dont fart with diarrhea. matter of fact if you get done and you dont believe your ass became a fire hazard for at least few minutes… then you sir are no human
But i agree the story is fake, i read this on another site different wording.
DUDE! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SUGGEST THAT!!!
AUGH MY ASS!!!!!
Is it bad that that is almost worth trying just to see what happens?
WIN for the girl… she never has to see your ugly ass again
Words can not describe the epicness of this story lmao. I laughed so hard that an actual tear came out my eye hahahaha!
I started laughing so hard that my fiancee asked me what was so funny. I read it to him and he fell off the sofa laughing.
heartbreakugly,no one cares if you have a fiance or not and btw please, please, PLEASE do NOT reproduce
hahahaahahhaahhahahahahhahaha that comment was funnier than the actual picture. Anybody named “heartbreak princess” who spends time on epic fail should not be reproducing.
Don’t worry, she won’t. For those dear readers as yet unacquainted with HBP’s myriad sexual malpractices: She likes it groovy. Socket-to-socket. Two USB ports, no flashdrive. When dick-riders go dyke-rider
And finally: Why be afraid to be enGayged? Rainbow-reign on, HeartBreakBetty
omg i laughed so fucking hard at that story
…this sound fake that actually can happen?….hope those tits bouncing on his back deserve the humillation and possible danger to be crippled for life
What would any of us actually do if that had happened in real life? If i saw someone shit themselves while laying on the floor i think i would die of laughter.
She owes him a dinner date, at least!
Everyone needs to defecate, so there’s nothing wrong with that.
She owes him marriage!!!
fake or not, love this fucking story. couldn’t stop laughing!
damn i felt really weird reading this…i get my back cracked like that almost every day and i was like ‘damn that could have bin me…’
thats the most epic story ive ever heard!!
OMGOMG So hillarious i basicallly started to cry that some funny diaria!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest shit ever man, fucking cried with laughter
i would seriously consider killing my self if i diarrhea’d all over my classroom floor, in front of a good looking person. thats the most embarrasing thing ive ever heard!
This is truly an EPIC fail
lmao! I think the greatest thing about this is that the idiot who posted the thread actually thought that his/her story was embarrassing…then you get this titbarf [[lol]] guy who shits all over the floor…hahah
I’m on the fence about if its fake or real…it could be a little of both.
most likely a true story but not his.
that made me cry of laughter.
Dude its completely normal to shit on the floor… its the peeing part that creeps people out…
Lol! “Sh**ing the floor” XD Ahaha
ye…it’s fake…if your spinal nerve gets disrupted, and you are a man, you also get a full erection that won’t go away for days…. no mention of this… I call shenanigans!
haha this gave me a good laugh!
Though it may have been fake, it was a great story