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Dude, it would be a fail if he didn’t ejaculate or he would be gay
NO.
What you are saying is I should jizz in my pants if a girl sits on my lap otherwise I am gay. NO.
Its called sex. That is when you should explode. If you had ever done this before you would understand. Or maybe you have….but you exploded in your pants before you could have actually had sex.
That is why this is called SEXUAL CONTROL FAIL. He can’t control himself and ejaculates while not having sex.
Based on your comment though you probably jizz in your pants at the grocery store.
If the girl I’m stalking is hot enough. Dude, contribute to the fail not my comment. You’re proving that you are a troll along with Daniel and James. Btw those jokes died a long time ago, it was killed with fire.
Also, she’s grinding not sitting in his lap. Sexually arousing someone to the point they can’t hold back is a win. From the sounds of your comment, you’ve never had sex or you’ve never had a girl grind on you. It’s ok, you’ll lose that v-card one day, cut your hair and try with Katie. You troll or fag or both.
hey…i wasn’t kill with fire
i’m still here waiting the right moment to come back and piss off the fags from this crappy site like this lame sissy above:)
James, the jokes about you and daniel stopped being funny a long time ago. I’m poking fun at his name because he is a troll now.
i know Chaotic…the “lame sissy above” I said before is the guy “Daniel and James are either trolls or fags or both”.
Grinding argument weak and faggy, you don`t cum from grinding unless your a premature ejaculating kid.
hot ass girl grinding is faggy? Dude, you’re gay just like DaJaetofob, long ass name. Everyone else on here agrees, maybe you just have a problem getting it up or you prefer something with chest and back hair.
“If the girl I am stalking is hot enough.” WOW FAIL. You would jizz in your pants at a grocery store if the girl you were stalking is hot enough? And you admit to that?
Grinding is nice but it doesn’t get the job done (unless you are a premature ejaculater). Premature ejaculation is FAIL and that is the whole point of this post called “SEXUAL CONTROL FAIL.”
You think if you don’t prematurely ejaculate you are gay? That doesn’t make any sense man. I know you are not gay but ejaculating before actual sex (any kind) is fail.
The funny thing about the picture is that he could have just spilled a drink on his lap. Nonetheless it looks bad.
dude it would be a fail if he got a major hard on, let alone explode in his pants, hahahhaha what the hell is wrong with you. you deserve to be trolled for not being aware of whats sexually appropriate, go outside chaotic theory.
Dude read the rest of the comments on here before you troll. Everyone said the same thing, so just sit back read the comments and learn to laugh you troll. It’s the internet
@Daniel and James are either trolls or fags or both
Just your username is a win
wait hold up, how do we not know that isnt pussy juice on his lap, cuz that would no longer be a fail.
I just ate a grape and I…
Did you guys ever consider that either the stripper pissed on him, or he pissed himself because he was wasted, either way it is still FAIL!
It could be pre-cum. I knew guy who, upon getting hard, had a little pre-cum come out, but he didn’t like, full on jizz his pants when he got hard.
wow, chaotic clearly this picture is a fail, premature ejaculation besides embarrassed around friends. BESIDES A PICTURE TAKEN,NOW THATS EPIC FAIL
Dude,
That’s a FAIL!
Wow you are pathetic! Does that mean that if you had a pretty girlfriend you would cum just by having her sit on you? Wow, I hope for you`re own sake that you have a fucking ugly girlfriend, for her sake too, because if I came by just having my girlfriend touch me, id tell her to find someone that can at least make out with her before getting up and saying: “im done!”
That sucks when he gets up. All that FAP juice sticking…nasty
so YOU’RE the the guy that wears sweat pants to the strip club…. haha jk man.
DAMN IT! How did you find out T_T
JK
“Jizzed in my pants”
Can’t blame the dude
Definitely not his fault.
I eat turtles
I eat pussy
eew…my turtles could kick your pussy(‘s) ass!!
I didn’t know turtles could kick without flipping over.
^ what about mutant ninja turtles? o.o
TMNT FTW!!
Turtle Power!
When the evil shredder attacks!
Lol this is so random.
Goodness look at the body on that sweet tender loving thing, I would definitely hit it from the back. MmMmMmMmM…..
you are the weirdest most awkward creep. sweet tender loving thing? have you ever left your moms basement?
ya dude that was a weird thing to say. but id totally do er too
So did he get his dollar’s worth? Well, I guess that’s why he is still holding the dollar.
there is agirl with naked chest behng him
o.O
its called precum u idiots he didnt bust in his pants u cant tell me that the whole night ur at a strip club that right when ur about to leave that ur dick isnt wet at all u either havnt hit puberity or u werent aroused lol
+1
EPIC COMMENT!
or it could be a pussy streak. had it happen to me once, didnt help that the club had black lights and i was wearing black jeans. A few women’s body fluids on your pants at a stripclub really glows up like you became part lightning bug. Never complained, THAT NIGHT ROCKED!!!
Good point! If she was doing her job she should have juices from good grinding. Thats how you know you got a good lap dance!
+1 again
And I…Jizzed In My Pants.
You’re late. Read up
Can’treally blame the guy she is one nice piece of ass.
HMmmmm….right
i would probably ejaculate too if such a hot chick would sit on my knees
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Your welcome
Lots of references to The Lonely Island.
The sad part is if he shot his load, it is obviously early in the evening. the girl still has her shirt on. I would imagine that she will be taking it off at some point. At least the guys will insist she take it off. But this guy has already shot his wad before he even sees her completely naked. UNLESS, its the end and she put the shirt back on and sat down on him one last time. Either way I’d like to see the front of her. I bet its as good as the back. Just thinking of that…oops I jizzed in my pants.
ur name says it all “fail boy”
Love a good lapdance
Self-ownage!!!
-Murcielago
can you imagine him trying to hide his face as he shoots it…then as she looks at his face and thinks “dear god this guy just jizzed” she looks down and sees it…
probably one of the most awkward moments in his life…cause im not gunna lie it probably happens to her all the time.
I vote pussy-slime.
a hot girl made him cum? where is the fail. he got lucky!
Anyone ever think that may have been from her?
i had a stripper leave a damp patch on my jeans once. i almost came, another 20-40 dollars and i reckon i’d have been there but i ran out of money
she is gooorgeous
how is this fail?
who wouldnt bust-a-nut with THAT ass on his balls?
that is so like wrong to say you jack ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
he’s not leaking.. it’s her ghonnerhia again.. she’s NASTY
Wtf how can you tell she’s gorgeous if you can’t see her face? Retards.
Women have faces?
Epic Win for Chaotic !
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
At first I thought the fail was that she had peed on him LOL
thats defeinatly piss i know a piss when i see it
maybe she pissed or she jizzed but all iknow is that she was very EXCITED!
this is a win becuse
her ass is hot
It could be my nut finally fell out of her pussy and onto his pants. That would be an epic fail and does happen almost daily to some lozer in a strip club.
ive loved to see his face
Black strippers with big ass booties grinding makes me cum fuck you guys i like it!!!!
Dude, next time wear jeans!
ID NUTT TO, BUT ITS OKAY CAUSE I WILL NUTT LATER TOO, BUT TO BE CAUGHT LIKE THT ON CAMERA FUKIN PRICELESS
IT’S PRE CUM YOU IDIOTS.
oh my god he PREJACKED.
I don’t know with what shall i laugh more damn, the comments or the poor dude….
She really is sex.
Hah, the girl is hot as hell, but jizz right away? There is NO excuse for that, so if that happens to people a lot, then do something about it.
Either that, or get a ugly girlfriend… which one do you choose?
Hey, not that people can not help it, but do something about it, and if everything fails, well, thats ok, at least you get your share hahaha.
But seriously, what got me to say that was that the guy above claimed you either cum right away or are gay, he is just making excuses for his own lack of performance, disgusting.
i dont blame the man…
This is exactly why people should jack off regularly
He would be bad in bed! 2 minute lover..lol!
I’d almost say that mark is from the girl in the string bikini bottoms from grinding on him. If the man did get off early of if it is pre-cum, then I agree with Brian, “This is exactly why people should jack of regularly”! Still this is epic! Has probably even happened to more than half of you on here
come on don’t be that “hard” with the man
LOL nasty .. xD