Appetizing Meal Fail

Posted on January 27th, 2010


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    1. V says:

      WTF is that? Is it something wrapped in bacon? Are the fries pubes? That just looks ASS nasty!

      • ragamuffin says:

        LOL I was thinking the saaame thing

      • Assclown says:

        crazy americans lol

      • libby says:

        the only dumb ass here is the ignorant foreign guy who is so stuck up that he cant appreciate all the good parts about countries other than the fucked up country he lives in and who cant come to the realization that it could be a different country in the pic and even if it was in america its just a few guys joking around, not everyone in america. Dumb Ass, you are really the only fail I see.

      • jmerridew124 says:

        Libby, can’t you see? That is the definition of Patriotism.

        Sorry couldn’t help myself. Libby has a strong, valid point.

      • bob says:

        if you guys are talkin about assclown, i think he was kidding,damn, some people freak out over the smallest stuff

      • Vilhelm says:

        Libby is just another fine example of how fucked up Americans actually are. Say one little thing about them and they take a big temper tantrum and shoot everyone or start a war. Bunch of stupid, fat, lazy, conceited, freaks of nature. America is the asshole of the world.

      • =@,@= says:

        LIBBY IS A FAG!!!!!

      • XAriX says:

        omg thats nasty..id hate to see anyone actually eat that thing o.O

      • Greeny says:

        Libby….. This Is Oh So Blatantly From The States, Come On Lets Be Serious. LOL

      • LarxII says:

        Vilhelm don’t knock on an entire country because of a few retards and lazyasses. I’m American and very fit….And not as stupid as Libby.

      • J-Rich says:

        America can kick anyone’s ass and you know it. ask the japanese lol… we DON’T fuck around.

      • Thugaliciousness says:

        Vilhelm is pissed cause he lives in a shitty country not nearly as great as America.
        Talk shit some more and we just might nuke you, BITCH!
        At least we have the balls to start wars for shit we wanna take PUSSY!

      • ghost says:

        thats a mega burrito jajajaja

      • WTF-fail says:

        LMFAOOO Ewww is dat a Diick? WTF And Da Cheese is Sperm Gross LMFAO

      • Butch says:

        Vilhelm: I’ll bet the last time you saw that much meat it was pointed at your ass.

      • catspajamas says:

        first i must say that looks gross an second americans are in no way assholes were dicks big hard throbbing dicks that fuck pussies an assholes that say unkind words about this great country that being said GO TEAM AMERICA !

      • krustyluv says:

        VILHELM IS UPSET BECAUSE THAT HUGE PIECE OF MEAT IS NOT POUNDING HIS LOOSE, SLOPPY ASSHOLE AS HE SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE FRENCH GIRL

      • you says:

        americans can suck on that thing in the pic !!

    2. |***ALKINDI***| says:

      seriously who is gonna eat that piece of boner?

    3. ap says:

      Gotta love Americans… No wonder your health care isn’t free.

      • fedex says:

        who said its in America

      • ragamuffin says:

        How could you tell he was American? They look pretty brown to me.

      • molovesit says:

        not everyone from america is a fat slob or a dumb ass you know?…i wonder where you’re from…i’m sure wherever it is there is some annoying stereotype attached that you’d be offended by. Go be a stereotypical mongoloid somewhere else please.

      • Dyquen says:

        I agree how do you know this is from America?…even though americans are the ones known more for wrapping bacon with bacon deep fried in bacon grease… i live in Wisconsin its hard to believe this isnt American.

      • Dyquen sucks the big ones says:

        i nutted up in your mom once…….but it was her ass, so no your not my son

      • ap says:

        ok fine, not everyone in America is a fat slob, but statistics clearly show that more than 1 out of every 4 American is…..I think my stereotype and assumption in this case is an accurate one.

      • Lloyd says:

        No, health care isn’t free, nor should it be. It’s a commodity like anything else. Doctors deserve their money, and the better doctors deserve more. Only a communist would think otherwise.

      • Poops McGee says:

        @Lloyd, if you think capitalism is something to be proud of, you are obviously a giant douche bag.

      • Digyo says:

        There’s only 2 nationalities in the world — Americans, and those that wish they were Americans.

      • Dude.. says:

        Digyo: what a joke.. :D

      • abartach says:

        Digyo: you are wrong. I’ve met a lot of people from around the world and 80% of Americans I’ve met are utter tools. I thank my imaginary friend that I’m no Yank.

      • DisneysNewPrincess says:

        Look..i’m not sitting here saying that their aren’t a lot of retarded tool sheds and fat fucks in America..if you’re an American you can definitely back that up. All i’m trying to say is-don’t think just because there is a wad of bacon and french fries on a plate that automatically this picture must have been taken in america.

      • mike says:

        what other country would think of something like this ?
        USA USA
        haha no wonder your health care isn’t free.

      • Whoosyodadi says:

        you know 50% of statistics are made up on the spot…. besides… im 90% sure that brown greesy guy on the left looks like a mexican.

      • jmerridew124 says:

        @Poops McGee I think capitalism is a fantastic system because our government has stayed largely unchanged for well over 200 years. For a country, that’s pretty young. For a government, that’s fucking ancient.

      • Vilhelm says:

        of course it’s American. Look at those stupid douchebags. Bunch of Jersey Shore wannabe fags. Americans have to be the stupidest people in the world. They make humans everywhere look bad. And yes they are all fat, lazy, stupid, slobs.

      • Betty says:

        Oh come ON!! I’m American and THAT has to be too!! But I would think it’s from the south like where that 600+lb guy died from being the spokesman for the super high calorie restaurant in what, Texas or Arizona?
        WE HAVE A WHOLE CHANNEL DEVOTED TO FOOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! And a new cooking channel and other channels have show upon show upon show about eating contests and fatty portions. Tasty..but fatty. Where else will you see a “Golden Corral” or any other eat yourself sick buffet? Not in Europe! On a side note.. I tend to love a good all you can eat buffet. WHY? Because I am an American. We eat. We eat A LOT. Maybe if we can get over ourselves and admit we are fat, wasteful, lazy and a good many of us ARE pretty darn stupid, we can do something about it. J-RICH likes to mention Japan and WWII. Well we weren’t like this back then. We were lean, strong and actually had something to be proud of. Time to get that back don’t you think? As a disgraced fat American, I think it’s past time. So let’s do something about it!

      • OfficialPimp911 says:

        +20?

      • krustyluv says:

        ask a Cuban about their wonderful free health care
        where you can sit in the ER for a week with a broken leg
        and the doctor got his license in Bulgaria, you ignorant twats
        EVERYONE wants to live in America-nobody is moving to your shitty, piss-ant failure of a cunt-try. You suck, you know it, and it makes you angry.

    4. molly says:

      that is fkg nasty

    5. wtfson. says:

      is that a fucking bug wrapped in bacon? jesus, america. you make me sick.

      • wtfson. says:

        actually. this might be mexico. either or.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        america

      • Da_Joke_on_you says:

        um the only thing i want to say is “AMERICA!!!!!, F@#K YEAH!!!!!”

      • bob says:

        i think its funny when people insult america and they dont even think about the fact we could kik their asses. and it doesnt even look like its from america, ive around some places in the world and people eat some weird stuff

      • Sikiatria says:

        Actually, this picture was taken on a rest. in Puerto Rico named “La Vaca Brava” (The Brave Cow) which every plate is f***ing huge. That plate on the pic is named “The Totem”. Great place to pig out.

      • Betty says:

        Puerto Rico, American territory and someday the 51st state.
        And come on it DOES look like a big penis!

    6. CraZy_MiC829 says:

      that looks like a huge maggot..yuk!

    7. dan says:

      I think this is the one exception to the phrase bacon makes every thing better.

    8. Memo says:

      uhhh that photo is from mexico that “steak boner” is the regain of the “tacos” you slice them put it in the taco

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Sadly that makes sense.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        defo america… only american’s think of eating that shit

      • DisneysNewPrincess says:

        And where are you from militaryminded?? Cause whatever country you crawled out of must be very proud to have someone such as yourself represent them on this website. To be honest i would LOVE to know where you are from. Any country that has an inhabitant like you needs to bomb itself. Please kill yourself.

      • TheMilkMan says:

        easy now… don’t beat him up over the internet.

      • America IS fat says:

        i am an american and i agree, we are either a bunch of fat ugly white trash rednecks or dumbass ghetto talking std infested spooks

      • Da_Joke_on_you says:

        I’m sorry if we have the luxury of eating out with our family and having good time, instead of working form dusk-to-dawn till the day you die.

      • Vilhelm says:

        Haha stupid American pigs. American citizens have to be the biggest waste of space in the entire universe. The only Americans that actually contribute to the world, were born in other countries. Their oil supply should be cut off, so the rest of the world can watch them slowly fade away.

    9. Tauro says:

      I’ve had that. The doctor gave me antibiotics and a topical cream.It won’t get better on its own.

    10. jpimp says:

      it is served on an old pizza pan , over leftover french fries

    11. fuckmook says:

      i would like to thank my country for giving skinny euros something to talk about…same goes to the black guys in the chicken eating contest

    12. fuckmook says:

      I THOUGHT PAYING PEOPLE TO KILL YOU WAS ILLEGAL

    13. timboslice says:

      trip to mexico—$1100
      17 beers———$62
      ordering the “Big Bacon Cock Plate”———FAIL

    14. Dr. Mambo says:

      I got caught in class looking at this site, when I scanned over this picture my teacher said,”Ooohh that’s nice.” What the fuck do you say to that. And no she’s not a hot teacher.

      • Dyquen says:

        Well you say in a very low voice, “so…you like em big and greasy huh? yeah i bet you do. giggity”. that’ll fuck up her mind for a while. bet she wont call on you in class anymore.

      • bob says:

        lol i was looking around on this site at school too and my teacher is all sneaky like, which is weird cuz hes like 6.6 or 6.7, seriously. anyway he saw this pic and he was like “what the hell are you doing over here, matt!” so i looked up and he was towering over me. then a second later he was laughing his ass off. then everyone was laughing. wow good times. lol

    15. militaryminded85 says:

      America America America America America America America America America America America America America America 5ft 9inch fat slobs no wonder the’er so short with all that junk

      • V says:

        Listen you limey motherfucker, go get your teeth fixed and then remain a virgin until middle age when you finally get the nerve up to ask a 12 year old boy to let you lick his balls.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        drive on the correct side of the road you idiots whahahahaha

      • V says:

        That’s the best you can come up with? I pity your pathetic ass. Being you must be such a curse, nothing I could wish upon you would be any worse. Have fun loser.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        oh shit the fails on me…this is an american family IN mexico

      • DisneysNewPrincess says:

        Don’t worry everyone…militaryminded is actually a dirty inbred gypsy where he comes from. You see, they live in trailers and are also known as travelers. I now know this because although I am from America–i live in Ireland and last week i saw him and i knew it was him because he was the same guy in the picture of the most recent parenting fail. See the woman in that picture is his sister-yes, they had children together. So, if you ever wonder why he can’t spell, he has really childish views and he hates his life… That would be why.

      • Vilhelm says:

        Militaryminded is right about you assholes.

    16. DisneysNewPrincess says:

      go kill yourself fag.

      • Chenzira says:

        He is obviously a troll, or an idiot…same thing

      • TheMilkMan says:

        I say both probably, but still militaryminded’s spelling is always a WIN! xD

      • Hey! Dumbass! says:

        Who the hell are you talking to, idiot?

      • Fat Bastard says:

        god damn it Hey! Dumbass! (youfail.org), you are a fucking troll. You can keep changing your name, but you will always be a fucking troll.

      • fat bastard sucks the black dick says:

        am i hurting your feelings faggot or do you really want to suck my dick that bad

      • Fat Bastard says:

        I’m the fag but you want a guy to suck your dick? Dude, I think you just admitted that you’re gay. Congrats

      • DisneysNewPrincess says:

        hey everyone…go check out the newest parenting fail..there you will see militaryminded and his trailer trash gypsy family.

      • Rofl-Matic says:

        If you have to constantly change your name to get attention thats just fail. (Youfail.org) Do us all a favor, run into a knife then jump off a cliff. We already have enough trolls(EuropeanGuy,Daniel).

    17. 404notfound says:

      sorry to spoil the fun but its photoshopped

    18. Ximenez says:

      A nacho variation…. called crotchos… only a Cycle Zombie would understand.

    19. dan says:

      This thing is not from Mexico they dont use yellow cheese for anything the yellow cheese is all American.

    20. WhatTheFail says:

      Ewwww I don’t plan on eating raw DICK

    21. Luz says:

      that is the most discusting thing i have ever seen!!!!!!! it makes me thankful i stoped wating pork!!

    22. nick says:

      more like epic fail

    23. Vigrx Plus says:

      Brim over I acquiesce in but I about the collection should have more info then it has.

    24. Domino says:

      one of the reasons I would go lesbian.

    25. xara says:

      Screw that, i’m american, and there’s no way i’m even going NEAR that shit…

    26. iggahop says:

      so thats what a cock meat sandwich looks like……lol

    27. Sikiatria says:

      Actually, this picture was taken on a rest. in Puerto Rico named “La Vaca Brava” (The Brave Cow) which every plate is f***ing huge. That plate on the pic is named “The Totem”. Great place to pig out.

    28. I fial on a daily basis says:

      Stupid immigrants. =D

    29. Redrain24 says:

      Trust me, an American would NEVER go near that steaming pile of dog poop covered in bacon with frozen fries and monkey blood and dinosaur piss

    30. Homosexuals are gay says:

      WTF Boner with cum dripping off it and the fries are the pubes who would eat that shit.

    31. stfu says:

      this was cleared up a while ago:
      “Actually, this picture was taken on a rest. in Puerto Rico named “La Vaca Brava” (The Brave Cow) which every plate is f***ing huge. That plate on the pic is named “The Totem”. Great place to pig out.”
      So it’s not Mexico OR the U.S., it’s in Puerto Rico. Now stfu.

    32. whoa says:

      So this is why I’ve gone vegetarian.

    33. TITI says:

      I LOVE COCKS! PLS. BRING IT ON!

    34. rintinsquint says:

      be as circumcized as you like, but there’s no way anything with that much bacon could be kosher.

    35. Overlook says:

      Is that BACON!!!!????? What they hell? It looks like shit and theres yellow stuf coming out of it! i dont know how to describe that… and i write stories, that people like! university level! hell, im in high school…

    36. Bitch says:

      I live in America and there’s like no fat slobs thank you

    37. Bort Frenkwell says:

      Ha this thread is funny. It went from a snack to stereotypes so quickly. Well if we are competing I am from Australia and we are the FATTEST per-capita country in the world. If that pic was taken here I would jump at the chance to go wrestle that monstrosity with a few mates. Don’t be so touchy guys, remember, weight is a choice, has nothing to do with healthcare. Just sow up your mouths! Im off to puerto rico..!

    38. Keith says:

      Thats a Mexican homosexual food challenge. Eat it all and it’s dinner is free and he is labeled Queen.

    39. heathen says:

      hooray for capitalism!!!

    40. SilentGun says:

      This is a example of being too successful in stupid food ideas.

      Seriously, I love fries, but id rather starve to death than to touch any of that.

    41. TigerBlood says:

      Looks like Bullwang wrapped in Bacon, with cheese for spew’

    42. fucktards are real says:

      looooooooooooooooool i could only eat the tip xD before i can get to the middle i’ll get a heart attack :D

    43. rtard says:

      looks like potatoe(s) wrapped in bacon with cheese on top no homo

    44. Professor says:

      That is Mexican all the way!!!

    45. kill joy says:

      lets just say that no matter where this STUPID thing is from, its just that, DUMB.

    46. WTF-fail says:

      Thiis Shiit is Just a Gross Diick dat Just Spermed Esw!!!

    47. DAT_SAMOAN_GUY says:

      “HEY CAN I GET MY BURGER THING TO LOOK LIKE A GIANT COCK SPITTIN OUT CHEESE”

    48. InsularFLY says:

      The fact that we see this heart attack on a plate and assume it’s America says A LOT about America. Sorry Americans. But racist, homophobic, backward, terrible health care and lack of compassion lead you to this mess in the first place. xD

      p.s…The UK is amazing. Yes, you may look up to the diverse, free, healthy UK and think wow. My country sucks. xD

    49. InsularFLY says:

      ALSO. America didn’t win the war. It stayed the fuck out until it had too and then glory hogged the fuck out of it.

      AND ALSO. That looks delicious. xD


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