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Drugs and alcohol?? Why is it always about drugs and alcohol? Maybe this guy was sober, isnt pissing on meat at Walmart a sober act? Couldn’t this guy just be an Assshole? Lets not be so quick to blame drugs and alcohol!
Drugs and alcohol make people to crazy shit, that’s why they always suspect drugs and alcohol when crazy shit happens.
drugs AND alcohol is needed to read HeartbreakPrincess’ comments
I agree with you failboy, he could’ve been an asshole like sherlock here. Very clever youfail.org, you change your name again and try to rip on someone else. Dude, quit being a fucking troll, it’s pathetic.
my name says it all faggot
do you want to suck my dick or something? you all up on me nigga
…enough said.
I just thought this was funny,and he got pissed because they ran out of friend chicken in the deli section.
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Yea you’re right ….usually when I do drugs and alcohol the last thing I wanna do with steaks is piss on them. This guy is just a nut case.
Yeah!!
I guess he was pissed off **drum roll**
I’m sure he was just shroomin’ and the meat counter looked like a giant toilet.
that is disgusting, typical ******.
Fight the Power don´t let them Wal-Mart prices get to you.
If you read the 4th Paragraph
“According to Lt. Brown, it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown’s actions.”
The person who got arrested was named Jenkins! the officer was Brown.
NEWS FAIL
Maybe the reporter knows something we don’t…
Maybe Jenkins wasn’t even in a Walmart…
+1 bobkilljoe, i didn’t even notice that
Brown probably spread the urine around or something. I think I know Jenkins motives though!
He was thinkin’ “This meat is probably already tainted with something, let’s just pee on it and see if anybody notices a change in taste….”
i know right…i was bout to say tha same shit…i bet alot of ppl didnt catch that shit, News FAIL!!!
Bobkilljoe, that was probably their subconscious wanting to say Black’s actions
Ohh trying to hide subconscious racism fail. JK
Your theory is most likely true.
TNB
Maybe they should make him eat the meat that he pissed on.
This guy might be a hero. A time traveler sent here to destroy wallmart steaks chock full of mad cow disease or worse yet, some kind of zombie mutant virus. He’s a hero to all!
All praise the piss!!! HURRAH!!
CAPTAIN PLANET! HE’S OUR HERO! HE LEAKS ON STEAKS THAT ARE MEANT TO KILL YO!
I dun think I’ve ever bought meat from Wal Mart that was so bad it made me wanna do something like that… o.O
Jenkins?..as in..Leroy Jenkins?..
i guess he gots bored after failing at wow and decided to go piss people off..
Drugs or alcohol? Try overactive bladder. Maybe $600 worth of meat makes him really excited.
damn Cantonese peoplem, better of withe mandarenes!
let me refrase that: damn Cantonese people, better of with the mandarenes..
“$600 Dollars” Also…
ROOOBEEEERRRTTT JEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIINNSS!!!!!
He probably said that as he was pissing on the steaks.
Or either… I’m Robert Jenkins hitch! Like Rick James
*bitch
Those goddamn Vegans always trying to impose their will on us meat eating folks. How would you like it if I pissed on a tomato you hemp wearing bastard.
hahaha… only in the Dirty Three Thirty! (canton ohio area code 330)
Ha-ha
thats funny, thats like how the people that work in carlos o kellys drop a load in your borrito and you dont know the differance
Hmm! I use beer and worchestershire sauce to marinate. Never thought of this one. Well, when the inlaws come over…
Stupid damn fuck, fine him a couple of thousand bucks and put him in jail for at least 6 months.
This is just meaningless and disgusting, no sympathy for that fucker.
Things like this make me happy for the fact that I live in Europe.
I guess kim kardashian was not around so the closest thing was steak
Nasty ass!
musta been one hell of a piss to ruin 600 bucks worth of steak, alcohol had to have been involved to piss that much lmao