Orgy Fail

Posted on January 29th, 2010


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    1. ... says:

      Orgy with three hot chicks or Guitar Hero dressed as Pikachu, I know which one I’d choose. . .

      I fuckin’ love pokemon!!

      /sarcasm

    2. Chaotic Theory says:

      There could be a reason:
      1. One could be his sister
      2. He’s gay
      3. He’s trying to get a perfect score on “through the fire and flames”
      4. He’s waiting on jigglypuff
      5. “gotta fuck em all” maybe he’s been with those 3.
      6. He’s embarrassed of his small pokeballs
      7. He prefers “pok-a-mon” (gay jamacian joke)
      8. He’s waiting on pichu. (child pikachu pedo joke)
      9. Upset cause he was told it’s a pokemon dress party; He’s the only one dressed up.
      10. He doesn’t need a girl unless she’s a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points.

      • V says:

        No offense, but you have way too much time on your hands bro. :)

      • jason says:

        i lol’d.

      • Jack says:

        I think he’s going for the paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. Lets if there is enough of mana to make the magic happen.

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Jack, his 21-sided dice he always carries has to roll a 19 or higher, so chances are looking pretty slim.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        V, you been commenting on this site since it was created right? Besides, it didn’t even take 5 mins to write. Jason, Jack and Marc thank you for laughing and not trolling. :-)

      • Dyquen says:

        Might waiting on jigglypuff, he looks like the type to go for a sure thing. (jigglypuff shows up and sings the bitches to sleep so they can all have their way without the girls shutting them down)

      • V says:

        I seriously am not ripping you. It’s funny and it just seemed to me like you gave it some thought. That’s all I meant.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        I’ve been here since day one, lol. But no it’s not really much thought, it’s like 10-30 secs to come up with jokes, me and a few friends practice that so I’m pretty quick to make somewhat decent jokes.

      • Da_Joke_on_you says:

        he close to beating that high score on guitar hero

      • Sergio says:

        lol
        You forget reason to the list:
        He is a priest.

      • weeeeee says:

        that’s one cool priest then :P

      • MRK says:

        Lol… i lol’d

      • hehe! says:

        guitar hero won’t play itself, unlike those bitches.
        someone has to do the dirty job

      • Fred says:

        You all seem to have forgotten the wise tale of the old and young bulls on the hill:
        Young bull: “Let’s run down there to that herd of cows and fuck one of ‘em!”
        Old bull: “Naw, let’s just walk down and fuck ‘em all.”

    3. V says:

      He’s gonna fuck ‘em in the “Ash” with his giant “Brock”.

    4. Jack says:

      He must be having a hell of a time with this guitar of his

    5. failboy says:

      I would think pikachu not going to fuck any of those girls. What are they 12 years old? maybe the costume is what he lured then to his place with. That and candy. Is that a woiman oin the couch? Maybe the girl’s Mom. Whats on the table stuff to flavor snow cones? Its EF everywhere you look.

    6. Dramanue says:

      Wait, are they playing guitar hero and dj hero at the same time? wtf?

      • thatguywhosaidsumthing says:

        u can play DJ hero with the guitar on co-op….and i hope the only reason hes ignoring them is because a. they’re related or B. they have STDs and he knows this.

    7. PJ says:

      Maybe he’s simply blind and deafened by Guitar Queero.

    8. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      Jail Bait Win

    9. Smoov says:

      [i]“Orgy with three hot chicks or Guitar Hero dressed as Pikachu, I know which one I’d choose. . .

      I fuckin’ love pokemon!!

      /sarcasm”[/i]

      To be fair, they’re playing DJ Hero.

    10. notice says:

      theirs another kid in the room typing on a keyboard lol

    11. dom says:

      L 7 WEENER!

    12. Jack says:

      I personally find this as one of the best pics on the internet. I mean look at it. It tells so much about our culture

    13. A Random Person says:

      hey, they had McDonalds! lol

    14. EpicFailer says:

      Gotta catch ‘em all, right?

    15. blark says:

      wtf….sad….gay……very sad.

    16. XD says:

      poor guy must be blind if not YOUR FUCKNING MISSING IT

    17. Kkk says:

      They weren’t originally in the picture… -_-

    18. >_ says:

      Suprise gang bang!!!

    19. dartagion says:

      He is so gay he gives new meaning to the word gay. They got booze, McDs, and girls, thats the set up for a hell of a party. only way hes not gay is if they are his sisters in which case this picture is really beyond fail.

    20. Shannon says:

      is it just me or does it look like theres blood all other the girl in the middle?

    21. Rianami says:

      Ok, several fails in this.

      1)For the pervy nature of what seems to be this thread. THERE are 3 Fail people in the picture. The 2 playing the game, and the 1 taking the picture.

      2) The fact people are able to tell that the cup is from mcdonalds. Cause last time I checked, burger king and taco bell both had very similar cups made, and I don’t see a logo.

      3)WTF a measuring cup?

      4)The fact that I’m making a list for this.

    22. Failer,Winner says:

      i call this bi love O_O
      poor pikacue *dont care if i didnt spell it right*
      some of those girls are hot
      pikkacue should be in the middle :D 8-)

    23. Failer,Winner says:

      Pickacue go fuck them all 8-)

    24. Failer,Winner says:

      damn those girls are getting ‘it’ on! o_o
      i would love to be in the middle 8-)

    25. Lesbian forever ;)) says:

      mmmmmmmmmmi wanna be in that.

    26. Lesbian forever ;)) says:

      8-) THERE HOT

    27. devils advocate says:

      On the otherhand he could be so awesome that to him, the orgy is small stuff

    28. Massive Marbles says:

      Little things you miss while doing PCP…

    29. Harry Satchel says:

      Hell for Orientals…

    30. SilentGun says:

      Damn lucky Japanese sons of bitches…

      Hey kids, this is the man that skinned killed and skinned Pikachu and uses his skin as clothing.

      That`s the last time their ever whine for their pokemons…

    31. TonyRocksGuitarHero says:

      lol this man has his priorities in order

    32. i hate stupid ppl says:

      i like whats going on in that corner fuck that idiot in the pika chu costume


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