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haha fat americans
yea we know….we gotta lay off the pork….
Not my gum drop buttons
america
wtffffffff You’re so fat that when running your pansa not let you see what you have to do is amaratela legs and roll like a ball sticks dummmmmmm asss jajajajajaajajajj
What Da F**k On A Truck?
this is rude!
bullet proof bum
It’s the real-life Chief Wiggum!!!
haha that is exactly what I was going to say…. that just looks unnatural
Bounce a bullet off the FUPA! I guess we know who’s really been hanging out at the Dunkin’ Doughnuts.
america whahaahaha
i belive it’s a FUDA
uhh could still be a FUPA- Fat Upper Penis Area.
looks like a Bowling Pin.
LMAO
insert obligatory doughnut joke here.
Krispy Kreme addict?.
american hahaha thats the best doughnut joke going
and the out of shape fat piece of shit is a sargeant. look at the rank insignia on his arm.
sergeants clearly don’t have to fight crime. lol
his arm wouldn’t be able to bend back far enough to pull his pistol, his utility belt is where most chicks wear their BRA-STRAPS!!!
Which would make getting apprehended by this large fellow that much worse. STOP in the name of the law.
peepee
That is just disgusting!! All fat people are a waste. This blob should be removed from his job, and made fun at every turn. I hope he is ashamed of himself.
Just a quick question:how come you hate fat people so much/why are they any worse than you?
because 99% of them are american whaaaahahhah
wow militarymind85, sure the first 100 american jokes were funny, but after 200, its gets kinda lame.
That’s mean. Fat people have feelings too.
yeah! big fat feeling!
Welcome sargeant lard!
You guys leave officer Carl Winslow alone! He puts up with a lot living next door to Steven Q. Urkel.
Family Matters WIN
ayone know whats is the back what is the fronto of him?
in mexico this is normal, in all mexico
In Chihuahua, Mexico, pigs eat you!
Is there some disease a person has to have to have an ass in the front of their body?
yes its calld americanitis
Theres also a disease called cocksuckitis and its pretty clear that militarminded has it.
he kinda is sittin on top of his ass
Actually, couldnt this be a two-guy photo?
Hey, where’s the slow motion for this one??
I didn’t know they made pants that big for cops.
have you bin to america?
Ok militaryminded85…it’s definitely spelled “been” and shut the fuck up with your lame ass “america jokes” (if that’s what you wanna call them). Get some new material then go fuck yourself with it…
Who knows maybe he is deep under cover, piss on him and watch him explode into action as he body slams your ass in a split second… or watch him try to catch you as your walking away backwards laughing. Either way it’s a funny thought
comment fail, lamer
probly not Idots
he is actully holding a doughnut whispering to him self…myyy precious
Limey FAIL
on the other end of his side, he has a special holster for a chocolate eclair
WTF why does he have two asses?
My first year in high school ball, an opposing third baseman looked like this. We thought he’d be terrible, but one of the upperclassmen told us, “Think he’s no good? You just try to lay a bunt down the third base line and see what happens.” It’d be funny to commit a crime in front of this guy and find out he runs like a deer.
…oh, and by the way, you can’t outrun Motorola.
His docter advised an ass-growing diet, to create a counterweight needed to balance his gut out.
MOOOOO-ve
Guess this cop won’t have to worry about wearing a bullet-proof vest. And why do they have that fence put up behind him? He can block the whole crowd with his own girth.
This guy needs to stay at his desk…useless on the streets except for as target practice.
How the F can he even keep his job as a police officer when he’s that fat and useless?
wow this guy really needs to lay off the doughnuts lol
When did we start giving guns to meter maids?
how the hell did he end up that shape? i mean, everyone has seen a lardarse, but he’s not a natural shape. and why the hell is he a policeman? if my local rozzer was that fat i’d want him fired.
errrrrr fat sweaty american bastards!!!
id rather be fat, than a scronny as european kid with fucked up teeth ,and who is pale as hell. Not only that i dont no how you guys wake up every morning knowing that you talk the way you do.
GodsSon, are you serious? “scronny” u mean scrawny? sloths like you give TRUE americans like me a bad name…..and “talk the way you do?” its called an accent you fucking retard i hope you die in a house fire
how can we catch a mugger
wow
wow just wow
DOOOOOOUGHNUUUUUUUT
I dont know why people are talking about fat americans, according to recent studies 61% of the UK is obese as well as 66.5% of Germany. So, 3 out of 5 people you know are fat. Whether or not they look it or not, they probably are. your BMI is what determines if you are fat or not. Someone 5′10/210lbs, yet is a bodybuilder will be considered fat, although that person probably has less than 15% body fat.
Shut up fatty.
Weezy you fat bastard!
to fucking fat to work quit eating pig
he got a fatty
dude thats fucking gross how could anybody let themselves go like that
how could anyone go buy a piece of shit 6.7. fuckin dumbass. that shit will blow in less than 5 years guaranteed. shoulda stuck with somethin proven
He also looks likes he works in New Orleans, they got some good cooking down here. Thank God there are people like him dedicated to helping others.
still got a gun= still dangerous
NYPD
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He’s all like the wrong shape and everything.
id like to b pulled over by him
He must be one of those people that can turn their heads 180 degrees.
WHAT THE SHIT?!
fast food roooox!