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rapage!
“Why don’t you come over to my place? We’ll just talk, I swear”
Poor puppy, your doing it WRONG.
rape!!!!!!
that chicken ready for go to MacDonalds
or to KFC…
BURGER KING!!!!!
it’s McDonalds
Then that meat would be fucked up even before cooking.
RAPE WIN!
Ya that dog was like “GET IN HERE GIRL!”
hilarious!
This happened in Thailand. In less than 10min. they were both being eaten by people, why play so hard to get Rooster? give it up for christ’s sake.
they should have gotten the dog off the chicken because i could see that that chicken was stressed out :@
i have hens myself and theyre lovely but i still eat chicken.
Not only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure lol
This is why the chicken crossed the road
Because the dog rapist was chasing him.
keep f*cking that chicken hahahahahaha
Best reply eva!!! Eva!!! Tears in my eyes good….
He wasnt trying to hump it he was just playing with it.
yep. with a boner and forcing it in a corner.
(SQUAWK)RAPE!(SQUAWK)
ill never look at an egg the same way
comment win, imagine cracking the egg to find a dog/chicken featus.
Not much of a cockfight…
DOGGY STYLE FAIL
He’s just trying to choke his chicken
damn that a sexy chick
Dog:”come here bitch and stay still”
Chicken:”help!!!!! I being rape”
Chicken:”let me go you dirty dog”
I’m supervised that only 3 people here (Assclown, PSMarc, and I) have noticed IT’S A ROOSTER.
Chickens don’t have black tail feathers, don’t have the red skin on the top of their heads and hanging under their beaks.
For one, a rooster is a chicken, you fail. For two, the red thing on the head is the comb or cockscomb and the thing under their beak is a wattle, you fail again. For three, both hens and roosters have a comb and a wattle when they reach adulthood, it’s just more prominent in males, you fail yet again. For four, there are many different species of chickens, or fowls, so DNA or genetics help determine the feather color, you continue to fail. That’s four fails for someone trying to act smart, you might wanna brush up on your fowls before you comment.
Yeah!You tell him chicken expert !
Is it just me that noticed he can’t spell “surprised?” That’s the only fail needed …=>
LOL
HeartbreakPrincess is the biggest fail ever. Probably she is American slut.
EuropeGuy is wishing she’s an American slut.
EuropeGuy and Fat Bastard,
I used to live on the lakeside….very very few poultry living on the lakeside. I’m also not American. I resent being called that. I have a IQ above .2%
Oh my bad, I thought from your comment you knew all about chickens. You’re one of those people who can’t admit when they’re wrong aren’t you? I can assure you that I am an American with an IQ higher than yours. It’s not my fault you supervised 2 others on here and got owned, but at least you got owned by an American. (spits) Bitch.
I’m american, too. South-american, to be precise… The north-americans have to realize that America is a continent, and not a country. United States of America is a country… I’m brazilian, I have a good IQ and it’s not because I’m brazilian or because I’m not, it’s just because I had the opportunity to develop it. Stop fighting for stupid reasons, you (north)-american and European folks…
Igor Alexandre Dutra e Silva, the “Americas” are two continents, not one. That being said, people who refer to themselves as “American” do so out of necessity. You call yourself Brazilian, and “Americans” call themselves such because there is no other way to refer to it. Should we call ourselves “United Statesers”? Seriously, suggestions welcomed. And to fight for the sake of fighting is fun… so I will continue to do so. Asking us to do otherwise is simply baiting. Good luck with that strategy.
yeah guys, stupidity is universal. where you’re from doesn’t matter.
Let me put it in the most sophisticated way possible that way I don’t further the American stereotype.
HeartbreakPrincess sucks cock. Might I remind you that you would’nt be on here without the brains of…guess who? Americans.
Dude the fact still is if its a rooster, that dogs gay >>
@ IHAVEaFANCYpenis: My dear chum, why don’t you dig a little deeper into the history books and then talk, huh? Only a few of the really bright people, who live(d) in the States, are 3-th, 4-th or so on generation Americans – most of them were “nationalised”. And, yes, you can’t fight statistics about IQ – on percentage basis the IQ tends to be lower in the USA, compared to Western European countries. Still, you can’t evade being placed in the social group defining a certain nationality, although it might be offending. So, whoever feels bad, ashamed or offended by attacks towards his country – suck it up and grow up, it’s not personal!
everyones so caught up in wether its a chicken or a rooster that they didnt even notice that europeguy is being an ass again
How the hell did this conversation get from chicken being raped by dog to goddamn racial wars!? I’m a North American and I understand that our country is filled with idiots but there are also many people in N.America that are smart and kind. We all need to realize that the entire world has dumb people that live on every continent, NOBODY IS PERFECT. Now just start ranting about the chicken being raped again.
Gayfish
Gaydog
haha, tats right dog show that bitch whos boss lmao.
Chicken lover xD
Pok Pok!
Thats called chicken rape dude
Doggy and cock…now where’s pussy?
RAEP!
This is what rape looks like
a hole is a hole
So you’re telling me that you would rape the chicken? dude go see a doctor xD
bob… what is the doctor gonna do? i guess make him bigger so that he can’t physically rape a chicken. Or did you mean psychologist?
a psychologist IS a doctor…
Yea right.. like none of you have fucked a chicken before..
Haha, nice one. +1
That’s some chick!
Easy come easy go, biatch!
Keep Fucking That Chicken…
IM NO CHICKEN FUCKER!!!!!!
That isn’t date rape. She was asking for it! she knew what she was getting into when she went into his house with him. Why do you thing he invited her in. What could he do they way she was shaking her tail feathers like that he’s only canine you know. Ok if the “chicken” is male then change the shes to hes. The chicken loved it, why else would it have stayed.
Because the chicken was being dragged back in. She was dragged in in the first place.
Fucking a chicken isn’t easy. Trust me, I know.
lmfao
hahhahah!!! in our country we say “NE JEBU LEPI NEGO UPORNI!!
at least its not raping your legs >>
So the dog’s like all “is this how you like it baby? You like it rough huh? Imma choke you while I fuck the shit out of you”
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
this is disturbing beyond levels. Especially that i am sure that chicken is a boy as well. Geez, dog. If you must fuck around with chickens, find a girl.
No animals were hurt during the making of this movie..
I cannot believe I am the one to have to write thisit’s so fucking obvious!!!
Epic Fowl.
Someone likes to play date rape
who says you cant HAVE your chicken and EAT her too lawl
wtf a dog raping a chicken lmao!!!! so funny
So, THAT’s why the chicken crossed the road…
hahahahaaa -”get back u whore”:)))
Love knows no bounds. Not race, religion. . .species.
age old question answered…. it was NOT the chicken that came first…. it was the dog
puppy rapist FTW
just like pepe lepu sometimes you just gotta take the pussy !
this is what happens before they make dinner in china.
and the chicken just stands there and takes it all … so its not a rape …. hard core sex fail lmao!