Sexy Fail163
By jason in People Fail on February 8, 2010
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Id let her suck it
Suck what? YOUR ENTIRE BODY?!?
fat girls give better blow jobs because theyre hungry
lol nice matt. That’s going to be my new saying now.
your right bob….after eating KFC id let her suck my fingers dry …..but she would prob eat my hands tho
Image how far she would let you go for a 60 piece and a diet coke.
ahahahahahahahha So freaking funny…Nice saying!! xDDDD
hahaha like matts comment .. because they hungry haha
she’d eat you before sucking anything and even then she’d only be sucking you out of her teeth
@matt you got me laughing, but that poor girl just got me of my horniness
no a chicken wing….lmao
to funny FAIL LIKE HELL
Yeah, well, you guys go with all your buckets of chicken. I’m goin’ in with a few Snickers, Reeses PB cups and Butter Fingers. We’ll see who comes out cheaper. I say work smarter, not harder.
idk where to start……
yea she probably suck it and turn around and eat ur ass up like that lady did of that show call the v !!!!
u know, actually the cam is a few miles away
one word: gnarly
*shudders*
gnarly? LOL
…..thats jus nasty…
ya!! did she had to eat that 2 !!!??
..I just lost my appetite.
Her eyes are freaking chinky!
Chinky…*Claps hands like 2 year old*
No they’re not… Her face is just really fat and it kinda squeezes her eyes… that’s just really unfortunate…
She shaved half her eyebrows off.
next step: to shave whole face off.
@ Daaaayum: LMFAO.. Nah her face is so fat that they are spread apart!!! Hahahahahaha
It’s Jabba the Hut
more like PIZZA the HUT LMAO!!!…
lmfao. sorry. if your going to try to “camera whore” yourself, take pictures where you can’t see your gut sticking out farther than your tits.
LMAO
ok sexy is only for girls with shirts that are medium trough small not X LARGE
Thats a horrid thing to say…..{didn’t say it wasn’t true}
i hate people who dnt know when to stop eating
well actually sweetie ; idont know how to stop eatinq & im a size 4 // ieat 7 times day & its usually junk food[:
I eat constantly like nonstop and I weigh 120lbs and am a size 1 so your should rephrase and say I hate people who weigh over 300lbs and ride around on a those hov arounds in Walmart all the damn time holdin a fried drump stick lol
How the fuck are you 120 and a size 1? You are either squeezing yourself into too small jeans and rocking one of those nasty as fuck muffin tops, or you have a giant 15 pound head…either way your life is a fail.
uhmm shrekkkk, wheres fionaa ? yellinq inside herr to qett outt . shes sayinq this mother fuckinq bitch ate mee !! lol you should really try to wear shirtss andddd cut down all that mcdonalds and trya gymm
soooo I have more pics if anyone wants more fails of her… Yeah it was pretty gruesome…. I mean.. if your stomach can handle it. (:
Your a very bad person for posting ur friend on epicfail, but man i love it
With friends like you….I can’t believe you have friends
screw the pics i give me da diggits i got a sack of cheeseburgers
Damn you internet…damn you to hell!
isn’t it your own fault for looking at these pictures?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
pitchforks ready nao!!!
thats my kinda girl hell yeah!!!!
That’s too much Cushin for the pushin!!!!
…As if that piercing should make you stop eating so much ._.
yeah….like that tongue piercing is going to make her any “sexier” haha
just drink 2 bottles of vodka and do it for the motherland
Fucking fat bitch
Her arm has an asscrack…
ummmmm dosen’t her hair band on her wrist look like its cutting off ciculation?
Now i know who ate all the pies
Nuke it from orbit!
anybody notice fattie’s only wearing a bra, extra strength of course.. but just a fucking bra. this picture is a bulemic girl’s dream come true. ne’er again shall a finger go down a throat in the name of beauty
omg i know her her name is crystle morgan
GEEZUS!!!! she is fat!!
This pic is a PERFECT diet aid!
The only thing that would make sense is if that was a cyanide capsule.
She is a Godess in her own way, I would gladly have sex with her.
Carcharodon carcharias / Great White Shark.
wtf? leave her alone it may be a bad pic of her but who cares. im sure not all of you look good either. most of you probably look way worse. so stfu
ur nice and the rest are mean
Why do so many of these morbidly obese girls not have eyebrows?
OMG STOP MEKING SO MANY MEAN FUCKING COMMENTS!yOU DON’T KNOW IF SHE CAN BE READING ALL THESE COMMENTS AND THAN NOW GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE! GOD DAMN ALL OF YOU WHO WHOTE MEAN COMMENTS!
if i looked like that id do the unselfish thing and kill myself so no one had to look at me and run in fear of being ate. So Really if she killed herself it would be doing the world a favor.
@Macy what kind of person would say that. you have so major issues if you would say that about someone you don’t even know.
When your hair tie cuts into your arm like that you know you need to join LA fitness.
id let her suck my little wenis
She’s hella fugly only people with no standards would hit hahaha nasty fugly people!
Ohh god..she is sooooo sexyy ;xx /not/
You know, you guys are ALL BBW lovers in disguise. You are just afraid to let your friends know you are a chubby lover! Your comments SUCK! Not all heavy set people are that way because they over eat. If you step back and look, there are a LOT of reasons! One is look at all the growth hormones they inject in our food (ALL FOOD even vegetables) which then get synthesized into the animal/plant which we then eat. Alas, one reason America is getting larger! Also, there are MANY medical reasons for weight gain. I know. I’ve been battling them for years. I probably eat less than any one of you, and still can’t lose weight. I also exercise on a regular basis, and yet still can’t get the weight to come down. I could exercise 24/7 and starve myself, and I don’t think I would lose weight! I had gallbladder surgery and didn’t eat for almost a week, and you know what, I didn’t lose a freaking POUND! So shove your rude, crude, and unacceptable comments where the sun doesn’t shine! There is a special place in hell for people like YOU!
Well I give her props for having enough nerve to take the picture. That being said I, now, must tear into her and her supporters. First off, this just shows laziness. If you are active you may gain weight and become slightly heavy, but severely overweight is your own fault. I am 6’3″ and 350lbs, but I look like I weigh about 270. This is because I am active and was a football player. I am not rippling with muscle atleast not yet, but am still in decent shape. But when I was in middle school the football roster said 6’2″ 280lbs and back then I was fat, so I worked on myself. I am not innocent either because for awhile I was trucking and got up over 400, I didn’t look it, but it irritated me so I decided to find a different job and get healthy again. Next, you need to get motivated and take charge of your life by diet and exercise. Not a one size fits all diet either. Do research, talk to your doctor, and make your own diet. Not everyone responds the same way to “canned” diets, read the disclaimer “results not typical”, but, through trial and error, you can build one that works for you. I use the “Blood Type Diet” as a guide coupled with a high protien diet because I need the protien due to my sheer muscle mass. I will be rippling eventually. At about 300 I’ll look awesome. Also, not eating doesn’t allow weight loss because your body basically goes into standby mode only digging into stored energy when absolutely needed. You must eat to lose weight, just not a maximum caloric intake meal. Finally, build yourself a proper workout. Know the areas you need to target and how to work them. It can take up to a month to start seeing results depending on how hard you are pushing yourself, the type of diet you are on, and if you are focusing on the proper areas. This requires research and getting to know your own body, or hiring a physical trainer. Sometimes, even with a properly balanced diet and correct workout program, you will appear to gain weight first before you start losing it. This can also happen at later stages of your training. This is when you start building muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat and therefore when you start packing on the muscle your weight will level off or increase at times, but if you keep with it you’ll start to notice that even though you appear to gain weight you are looking trimmer. So, pull your head out, take pride in yourself, and get yourself into shape. Even if it is only 50lbs you’ll feel better.
cool story bro.
just kidding, I didn’t read it.
I wonder how many Asians are trapped in her rolls.
i would bet my bottom dollar she/ it is american!!
also to SSBBW and Proud! Yes there are scientific reasons which amount to cumulative or multiple causes, such as genetics, growth hormones blah blah blah, BUT as Hoss said these only contribute! They are not a cause…you think that these genetic conditions have only arisen in the last 30-40 years? WRONG!! The only factor that has changed in the last 30-40 years is FOOD!! Modern society means that fat lazy bints like her above can sit on her ass eating takeaways and microwave meals!! You can even buy microwave roast dinners with yorkshire puddings and all!! Whats wrong with peeling your own veg, peeling your own potatoes ready for mashing, mixing your own yorksire pudding mix etc all this woul actually burn calories! plus foods such as apples and celery can help you feel full whilst they burn more calories being digested than they actually contain… so there you have it!! There is NOOO excuse, the only people who need surgery are those who have gone past the point where they can help themselves! 2 simple rules…eat fresh and healthy, and more importantly MOVE your ass!! You burn 204 calories an hour walking at 2.5mph, average walk is at just below 4mph so i think anyone could cope with walking an hour a day at that speed!!