Tan Fail

Posted on February 9th, 2010


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    1. Chaotic Theory says:

      ,,!,, (>_<) ,,!,,

      envy this douches, you've made it epic fail.

    2. PornStar Marc says:

      KFC has a new recipe?

    3. creamygoodness says:

      God damn someone please sit his ass down and make him look in a mirror until he relises he looks like a f**cking dick who moisturises with caramel

    4. TomAss says:

      2 gays, a turd and a red neck

    5. militaryminded85 says:

      4 douch’s 1 cup but were did the turd go ? lolol

    6. EuropeGuy says:

      Confirmed: Americans = Douchebags

      • PornStar Marc says:

        This could easily be a club in Amsterdam cockbag.

      • V says:

        If it weren’t for America, all you pompous assholes would be speaking German! You will be found someday in a puddle of your own piss and shit with a homeless man’s cock in your mouth wondering how you ever managed to crawl out from your parent’s basement from where you write this nonsense. You’re probably not even European at all. You’re just some troll in Iowa who has nothing better to do than spew self-deprecating bullshit. Do the world a favor and choke on a porno cock.

      • Dyquen says:

        Douchebags are the ones who call others douchebags to make themselves feel better about their douchbaggery.
        “An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.” (see definition 2 for your description EuropeGay (*-*) ,,l,, —-thanks Chaotic Theory
        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebag

      • militaryminded85 says:

        actully america only helped england after pearl harbour was bombed… england had been fighting the germans off sinc 1933 to 1941… i think we would of won in the end without your ass’s…if you look at the atlas you will see a tiny tiny country called england lol and we was doing a fine job…they dont call us great briton for nothing…and if we had a country the size of america all of you would be driving on the correct side of the road hahah and drinking tea not shitty coffey

      • V says:

        Yes mm85, u were doing great with your cities being bombed into rubble and parents frantically sending their children off on trains to the countryside to get away from the German onslaught. Pick up a history book every now and then asshole!

      • MaLV says:

        V, I think you’ve been watching too much “Team America”! Militaryminded is correct, besides, Britain done more damage to Germany then vice-versa, 1000 bomber raids ect… YOU’RE the one who needs to read a history book.

      • V says:

        Hey mm85, check this out. It’s about you.
        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1590191/

      • MaLV says:

        Also V, who pay-rolled the Nazi party throughout the 1930′s? … cough cough, The Bush family!!! check your history books!!

      • militaryminded85 says:

        im actully going to agree with you v… most british have bad teeth and are shit in bed but im happy to tell you im not one of those brits… im one of the many few that actully brush my teeth and practis karmasutra with your mom haha

      • V says:

        karma sutra? is that like karma chameleon? just like that other british fag Boy George! Cheerio or whatever.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        not quit…more like me raw dogin your mom upside down hahaha

      • PornStar Marc says:

        CORRECTION, Militaryminded brushes his TOOTH. Gotta save that last one pal. Hope you don’t brush like you type.

      • Alex says:

        @mm85, Whilst I agree with you we probably wouldnt be speaking German (the battle of Britain had made the Germans abandon any attempt at an invasion) do not try to lecture others on their knowledge of history if you think the second world war began in 1933 and we are called ‘Great Britain’ historically to distinguish us from lesser Britain (modern day Brittany in France) Not because we’re ‘great’, not think other countries would have tried it e.g. Super France.

      • militaryminded85 says:

        Alex your country is going to tell you differant just to make you fill better…in France thay ran out of white flags because people cept surendering…otherwise they would have called it super france…they would have called us greater briton if we wasnt great.. we mean GREAT as in the best get back to Europe you pussy

      • RaptorJebus says:

        Yeah, these are danes. DKBN=Denmark By Night. http://dkbn.dk

      • britishgirl says:

        lets leave history behind…they could be americans, danish , french , british..doesn’t make a difference we all know that guys won’t change all over the world ..:)

      • Lol says:

        I think this qualifies for an epic troll win.

      • pippi says:

        I hate to admit it, but these douchebags are redneck-danes and the club is in copenhagen – in every other aspect, the greatest city in the world if I must say so myself…this particular group of douches are probably from the provins, that or they’re swedes…either way, this is NOT a fair depiction of copenhagen…

      • pippi says:

        @V
        We actually do speak german, but compared to you – speaking more languages than your mothertongue is considered a good thing in this part of the world…unless you’re french of course

    7. petara says:

      is this a new homosexual fad or something? seriously… what’s the point of looking like an oompa loompa?

      • The One and Only says:

        That is hilarious. Oompa Loompa ROFL. Funny thing is, most girls fall for these idiots regardless. Lol.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        I wouldn’t be caught alive anywhere near people with fake tans like that. It makes him look like if you lick him he’ll taste like processed leather. It just makes me cringe and feel sorry for females that get swept away by douches like this with money.

    8. Jerrhan says:

      It is from denmark ! ENVY is a danish club i copenhagen…

      DKBN = DenmarK By Night ;)

      • PornStar Marc says:

        That really makes my half-assed leer at EuopeGuy above all the sweeter. I guess that makes him look like a real EuroDouche. Cause everyone else already claimed EuopeGay.

      • SmartWon says:

        Yep, completely agree. He’s a fag.

    9. shy bunny :) says:

      this whole picture is a fail..

    10. Tauro says:

      The dude behind the tanned duche is lovingly smelling his hair and gently kissing his head. How Bromantic!!

    11. maxinandrelaxin says:

      hey um MM85… learn how to spell u fucking cunt…never in the history of kickin ur countrys sorry ass has there ever been an “s” in practice!! Keep shutin em down V!!

      • Craig says:

        Yes there has you fucking retard. Learn to spell you fucking spaz.

        A dentist can have his own practice.

        The guy needs to practise the guitar more.

        You need to practise your English more.

        Fucking retard. Probably American, right?

      • SmartWon says:

        It’s ok craig, we know you’re a fag, but we won’t tell anyone. Promise.

    12. ANA says:

      reminds me of oommpa-loompa…

    13. BIGNAT says:

      oh god he should not even leave the house looking like that

    14. IGOTAPLAN says:

      holy crap someone won an OSCAR

    15. FAIL with a side of EPIC says:

      Can anyone find Waldo?

    16. eeeey says:

      They are from Denmark, they are called “prettyboys”
      its a really weird fashion, but it exist.
      DKBN= Denmark by night.

    17. Monicake says:

      They all fail.. One of them is so tan, and the rest of them smile weird. :S

    18. mae says:

      his “friends” wouldn’t tell him he looks like a raging douchebag beFORE they go hit the club????

    19. Macy says:

      omg he looks like a constipated umpa lumpa…….. gross……

    20. Wickd says:

      get a clue ppl spray tans dont work..


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