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Epic NYE Hookup Fail
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What worst is taht now everybody around the world knows about his EPIC FAIL.
OOOHH!! SNAP!! That is freaking funny…
what’s with all the gay haters… seriously. You guys need to cut that out.
omg i almost spit out my coffee. I feel bad for that guy. oh i meant the one who had the reality check.
hahahahahahaha
The last pic he’s just mad because his ‘girl’ was cheating on him…..
Is this a picture of HeartBreakPrincess?????
You’re getting really old fast. I’ve posted my picture through links before. I’m going to push the ignore button now.
Haha nobody likes you Heartbreak.
No offence (@ princess), if the type of ppl that dont like her have a nick like “My fancy penis” in troll-type, then good on her! win in my book, princess… queue the jeering, but dont even know what princess looks like
Yes, I can here the groans, screams, and people going “Ewww” but at least I have enough pride and self esteem to post my picture and laugh at the haters. http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h316/Ihavemyownstyle15/Pics%20Of%20Me/Photo131.jpg
Oh god your posting your picture to stop people annoying you?
Clever game plan. Gonna do a porno if someone insults your job?
Hey don’t worry about haters HBP. I think you’re actually pretty.
I can’t see how posting your pic on the interweb could EVER fail in getting ppl to stop making fun of you.
You try and put out fires with gasoline, don’t you?
You could be the hottest woman on earth, and this tactic STILL wouldn’t work.
I’m not sute i get it. That “woman” is in fact a man?
oh yeah. a she-man on the loose.
Uh oh. Sirius = next epic hookup fail
Check out “her” Adam’s apple.
I don’t get it…
Its a man that he is feeling up…:X…
so avoid frenching everyone you see at the parties dudes. haha this is great. says the guy in the last pix, “hey nutface, once you try to pick me i’ll blast your nuts am tellin ya” haha
oh this is to funny
I can’t quite figure out which facial expression is better, the second to last picture or the last picture..
The second to last one is like, “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
The last is just.. Obviously he was way too drunk and it looks like he was shouting shit that wouldn’t make sense..
Awesome :’)
Beer goggles all the way bra haha
LMFAO the look on his face is priceless!!!
ronaldo!
hulk hogans back and prettier than ever!!!
haha thats win right there lol!
That is great.
this kid is gonna have to leave the country……these pics have ruined his life……
but where would he go most countries have the internet
I’m not a drag queen, I’m not a cross-dresser, but I want to thank ‘Heartbreak’ for ‘stickin’ it to the straight jackasses that don’t mind rapin the class nerd at PE in high school, but don’t like getting exposed for the herpes spreading, illegitimate child producing shitbags that they are.
wow how gay
pic five was the funniest angry face i’ve ever fucking seen lmao hahahahahahaha holy shit,guess he could tell that dude looks like ah lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK! she’s totally HOT!!!!
hahaha are u serious i think that toooo. she looks a lot like my girlfriend… so beautiful =P
That’s a man!-Austin Powers
NOOOOOO! IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN!!!! NOOOOOOOO
That trannie mustve been like………..HA! GOTCHA BICH!
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What a stupid young idiot… didn’t he know “she” was actually a guy… look at her face… the young dude must have felt a bonner
HAHAHAHA so when did he figure out that “she” was actually a he….WOW was he blind or something! Damn this is so funny and now all of his friends hate him :]
I suspect those might have been his “friends” who arranged this little romantic event, as camera took really epic pictures, and look at photo Nr 4, if it had “Ha-ha, gotcha!” written under, that would fit perfectly. 8D
OK, it might just be his friends saw where this is leading and decided to wait and have fun.
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His face is priceless!
You know his friends waited till the last minute to tell him.
Lol that guy looks like the guy off twisted sister band
Didint you feel it’s nuts up against your when you were grinding him mate? Hahaha can’t beleive I only just seen these pix
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Jesus… that chick has a huge Adam’s apple. lmao
This is the funniest fail of all.
the last picture, the angery dude looks like my sons friend josh
Rotflmao, he kiss a fuckin dude. Alcohol at its best ppl smh
hehe
Lola! La-o-a-lay-o-la!
lmao thats so funny!
That’s Ann Coulter
You’re right! It does look like her. But Ann’s dick is probably bigger than his.
wuajajajjajaaj drag queen FAIL!!!
Face palm!
Ahahaha! Fool!
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Times 5000000. Holllyy shiiitttttt!! ROFLMAO!!!
ahahahahahahahhahahaha, OMFG!!!!! The boy’s face in the last photo is priceless. Looks like: “I knew there was something strange in you, man!!!”
I feel so sorry for my generation, they’re all cowards and like going to clubs…In fact, why am I even bothering saying this. They’re all wasted youths anyway. Exceptions are there but you have to dig deeper so….