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HOW desperate do you have to be to want to fuck your dog
I dunno, but we can ask EuropeGuy, he likes to fuck his dog.
HA nice one Chaotic
Obvious yahoo answers troll is obvious
well…better a dog than some kid i guess.
this dude doesnt need a dog, or a therapist… SOMEONE GET HIM A FUCKIN HOOKER!
THAT guy had a lonely Valentine’s Day for the last time. He;s going all out- puppy chow, rubber chew toy that squeaks, and the nicest looking stick he can find. He will have that dog.
Now we know EuropeGuy is really named Leslie.
Damn you Chaotic, I was thinking the same thing.
hahahahahahahaha
Let’s admit we’ve all fucked some “dogs” before but it’s just an expression. No canine sex, please.
england, smh
Damn, my ass hurts
lol
haha
lmao
did the dog died?
Did half of your brain?
lol
(*dog mode on) Woof Woof, Grrrrrrr (*dog mode off) Fucking Europeans…
Fucking Europeans? FUCKING EUROPEANS? It’s not I have something against you or any other American in particular but you think that living in the US makes you goddamn special? You have no idea about the world, brother…
Fuck Europe.
Yeah? Why exactly?
Yeah, go back to australia you damn europeans. Thats why in here, in america, we got the newer better versions of your place. We got New York, New Jersey, New England, hell, we even got a New Mexico. America is newer and better. USA! USA! USA!
we can visit all ur shity countries on the vegas strip or at epcot and they suck and if ur french i want you to know last summer i pissed on your eifel tower haha
I’ll tell you what the US has that Austrailia doesn’t. Jeff Corwin, just as smart as Steve Irwin, but not dead.
Well, after reading your comment I do not wonder any more why the USA is one of the four countries with the lowest average IQ rate in the world. Plus there’s not actually anything interesting in the USA, no history, nothing at all. The only interesting stuff are your cardboard houses getting fucked up by every little wind, your awfully insufficient automatic transmission cars, hordes of fat idiots who don’t even know on what side the USA fought in world wars (there were two, some of you might not know) and disgusting beer & booze four times as expensive as ours.
And no, I’m not French… you wouldn’t even know the country I am from.
try me smart guy. i just love how much hate there is for us but it’s always the euro-twats spouting how much better they are. who’s arrogant? oh still us? well when we have more people in my city than proly your whole country it’s hard to keep those averages up. anywho i prolly know more bout your shitty little county than you do so lets just stick to fails from now on plz. i will if you will. (but you’re european so deals mean nothing to you)
Well, some jackass started to insult me as an European, so did you, so I just backfired. And as I said a few comments above, I do not have anything against you Americans, it’s you who spreads the hate.
Feel like im at Yalta. lol. gotta love nationalism, just tryna fill that powder keg and get us a good war again. lol
Whatever…
I am European (It’s my sense of humour)
my country actully ownd the world at one point hahaha ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM, GREAT BRITON and we still own half the world too here’re 23 islands that contain the union jack/flag..Akrotiri
Anguilla
Ashmore and Cartier Islands
Australia
Bermuda
British Indian Ocean Territory
British Virgin Islands
Cayman Islands
Coral Sea Islands
Dhekelia
Falkland Islands
Fiji
Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Montserrat
New Zealand
Niue (with embellishments)
Pitcairn Islands
Saint Helena
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Tokelau
Turks and Caicos Islands
Tuvalu
United Kingdom.
you punk ass bitchez hahahahaah
Europe sucks. People always say that Americans are fat and lazy. But the last time I checked our fat and lazy neighbors are beating the shit of everyone else in the Olympics.
No, Europe doesn’t suck, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Helloween and much more bands are from that continent
To be honest, i’m thinking every country would fail or be third world if not for our fellow countries. So how’s about all you “country haters” realize without each other, we’ll be just like some dicated third world aids infested gorilla ran shit hole.
Not all ‘americans’ were Europeans. I’m Native American, I was here before the Europeans.
LOL!! scubasteve pwned you!!!
AiMLEzZz- you got served. its time to be the true european you are and sue the US. you would do good, you seem to know everything about everything… so kiss our FAT AMERICAN ASSES!
Wow. Fail to most of your comments.
First of all, I’m Australian.
-Australia is no where near Europe.
-I’ve also been to Vegas and various other parts of the west coast of the U.S.A. Im telling you now, you don’t visit Australia there at all.
-The thing you call the ‘Outback Steakhouse’ has no Australian dishes in it’s menu, sorry if you’re disappointed. I sure was when I went there to find the “Australian” style restaurants had nothing Australian.
-I’ve never seen a ‘New Australia’.
-By the way, everyone’s heard of Steve Irwin, no one knows who the heck you’re talking about outside of the U.S.A when you say Jeff Corwin. Im not defending Irwin, as a matter of fact he made us look like a bunch of eccentric weirdos, but the guy did an awesome job when it comes to conservation.
-I have an American boyfriend and I quite enjoyed my time there, so I’m not exactly hating on the place.
-Dont hate Australia, we love the rest of the world we’re incredibly multi-cultural. Maybe you should come and visit us and see for yourself the beauty and great culture this country has to offer.
Lol, all white americans descended from europeans.
Fuck yourselves XD
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we are all humans arnt we?
um.. australia and america acturly have alot in common, we both went to war against the japs, we both arrigenate from england ( unfortunatly ), we’ve been allies for over 100 years, our econamy’s are both very strong. and there are many more reasons.
so can we stop the dissing of australia and america. ( the others can continue )
“lately”??? Rite. leslie here knew his intentions the second he named that dog
fail on the animaphile… actually it is zoophile.
Its not zoophile thats bestiality an it sooooooooo wrong on so many lvls
No, Felipe05 is right. Zoophilia and bestiality are not the same this. Since he’s looking for a “human-animal relationship”, Zoophilia would be more correct.
TACOS
Poor pooch… I can’t wait to see when the dog bites his peener off.
Poor pooch… I can’t wait to see when the dog bites his peener off.
intresting situation, if u go with the hooker u got the cops afer u. if u do ur dog u get the animal rights activists after u
Well…actually, in a good portion of the 50 states, he’d have the cops after him, but yeah, Mr. Hands here would probably get down with the canine brown still anyways…
People. Pfft.
There are 3 states in the USA where human-animal relationships are legal, 17 where there are no laws. But there are some countries where it is legal, incl. Sweden, Switzerland, Germany, Mexico, Denmark and Finland. There are others, but I can’t remember them.
For Christ’s sake, I hope Alabama isn’t on that list of 3…
RL Sorry I have to correct you
It is not legal in Switzerland!
Even animal pornography will be punished!
I am sure it is the same in Germany
But I can imagine that it is legal in Sweden
If you wanna fuck your dog thats ur business lol. But why find the need to tell the world??
AiMLEzZz, americans ARE better than everyone else in the world. duh.
V o d e v i l, is your head so far up your ass you can feel your tonsils?
Heartbreak just wishes someone would put their head up her ass.
Actually, if V o d e v i l would shut the fuck up and read a newspaper he’d realize that right now, America is kinda looking shitty.
Yeah but if anybody was watching the Olympics they would realize how much ass America is kicking.
LOL,there is no such thing as a perfect country,or society , EVERY country and EVERY culture has flaws including america so ur claim just means ur a stuck up dickhead
U know WHY america is so asskicking in the olympics? BECAUSE UR FAT ASSES IS SITTING ON 3/5 OF THE RESOURSES OF THE WORLD, WITH 1/10 OF THE POPULATION. Btw, america consists of like.. 300 million people, versus countries like norway with 4 million. There should be a rule that makes u divide up the whole fucking county into state-teams.
btw, your asskickers are from AFRICA.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Well acutally US are blood-suckers of whom they feast off other countrys and claim there resources off of, and 3/4 of the population is overweight and the remaining carry a low intellect and a high ignorance, lol there probaly the only country that still believes middle-easterns aka so-called terrorists blew up there trade buildings, when it was there own president who brought on the attacks, oh ya why do you think the olympics are in Vancouver, my city
The olympics are in your city for the same reason why it was held in sydney, Greece, Atlanta etc. As for the blood suckers, you do understand the concept of import/export right? I’m guessing you don’t, although nice touch on the “low intellect and high ignorance”. I mean you showed us your intelligence with your spelling errors, can’t argue with that. As for the “president” theory, that just tells me you’re one of those crackpots “conspiring against anything government”. Learn the difference between “there” and “their”. A period (.) would be a good thing to use and don’t forget “probaly” is “probably”. Damn Canadian, you just got owned by an American.
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looks fake. and there was no indication he’s European. So why all the trolling and flaming here? because ‘average online yankee’ on web is 4 times dumber than anyone else. I say ‘average’, because not all of them. I say ‘online’, because real-life Americans have given a lot to world. it’s only those fags on the internet, feeding on the awareness that they are born Americans, although they have done nothing to deserve that name.
papercut out
is it really 200$ for a hooker? geeze i always thought they’d charge more than that…anyways i think this is a joke
i know a bar (im fourteen) that has a fake sign that says lap dances one doller
Only in America !!!
wooow
Ew thats so gross
200 dollars is a bit much. 50 bucks will get him a suck and a fuck from your regular street walker.
He doesn’t need a dog or a hooker. All he needs is a bullet. People like that can’t be fixxed.
poor 2lolo will never get laid.. the dog will bite him and run away..then he’ll be friendless as well =(