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I guess this answers it all then. he does sing in the bath and rub one out. any one ever notice the nursery ryhme “rubba dubb dubb three men in a tub” song sounds awfully gay? i remember how ghost white my teachers face got when i asked her in the second grade “what were three grown men doing in the same tub”? lol priceless
If you think about a lot of the nursery rhymes, then almost all of them are not really appropriate. “Ring Around The Rosie” is about death, for example.
or Georgie Porgie, sounds like he might be a perv
or Little Boy Blew. That one sounds real dirty.
All around Mrs. Mulberrys bush
The monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought ’twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the weasel.(ejaculation)
A penny for a spool of thread,
A penny for a needle.(drugs)
That’s the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the weasel.
wow i guess nursery rhymes were made up by pedos, pervs, closet homos, junkies and necrophiliacs.
most nursery rhymes are actually really sick, yes, but i think alot of them were actually done as a mockery of certain political events that took place at the time
@ dyquen i read tht one it talks about how they all have a secret XD. secrets out
rockabye baby is about a baby in a tree, he falls out and dies
Jack and jill went up the hill jack got high and unzipped his fly and asked do you wanna ???
lol so he is grabbing his pen““ but is grabbing the soap
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So he could lick her candy
Jack got a shock
And a mouth full of cock
Cause Jill’s real name was Randy
So this guys the poor bastard who has to rub one out after all the other men have been doin their rubbin.
Michael Jackson taking a bath……….
If that’s Michael Jackson, where is the underage boy?
Under Bubbles – LOL!!!!
underwater i guess
yes underwater sucking his dick…that thing in his hand is just a piece of soap.
how is a underage child sucking his dick when u can clearly see it in his hand?
@josjhj or whatever… you can “clearly” see the soap, but everyone thinks it’s a dick. that’s the whole point of the fail
Is he thinking Arby’s? Why is this queen using an oven mit to bathe?
Although rubbing one out in the bathtub while singing is my typical night, sometimes twice in the same day.
Lol, it’s one of those exfoliating gloves I suppose.
Why does his dick not have a hole? Is that the FAIL?
*sarcasm*
maybe that the worksheet exercise. Can you find out where to draw the hole?
Mustve been one of those find whats wrong things. I found it! Its the oven mit!
He’s going lefty! How oldschool.
maybe he´s left-handed
LOL!
well left handed is better .. cuz you right hand most of the times is busy holding the mouse =))
lol thats def true bili
its funny when you are a kid you see this and think he has a bar of soap in his hand. but as a perverted adult you see it and think omg he is whacking it in the tub.
haha indeed
so true! HAHA
of course..
LOL it doesn’t take much to get shit twisted
okay admit it guys we all hav wacked off in the shower, or tub, we all can admit that!!!!!! but i get the nursery rhyme my dad said the same thing and thats how i turned out this way!!! haha XD
Why is he wearing an oven mit or glove in the tub?
My first thought was soap.
Maybe he was exfoliating…and oh oh oh (pop went his weasel)
ok, so regardless of the musical note, whys his mouth open?
Perhaps the same reason we open our mouths and look up when it rains. hint hint
Sex Ed worksheet?
I think that was supposed to be soap.
Bad artist fail.
XD
no shit sherlock!
They teach how to masturbate at school now!! XD
haha i love how he’s singing while he’s playing with his “soap” !
yumm!!! givee meee somee!!!
thats a HUGE dick of soap!!! 
“describe the man’s actions”
lmao!!!!! that so nasty i just found out its s soap lamo XD