Drunk Hookup Fail

Posted on February 24th, 2010


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    1. click says:

      I would still fuck her

    2. bitches and cream says:

      wat the hell i would not fuck her……………….she look like she old enough to be my grandma

    3. Disgusto says:

      Why the long face?

    4. Vryce says:

      OMG!!! That’s all I have to say

    5. Matty says:

      She look like a bloke to me xD

      • Corey says:

        Nobody uses the word “bloke” homo

      • Ewanski says:

        Nobody your side of the atlantic you uneducated agressive little yank bilge rat.

      • Gerry says:

        Aye! set ‘im straight, Angus! Scurvy dog hasn’t an idea how REAL engrish sounds! :S

      • hmmm says:

        lawlz!

      • Ye Olde Redcoat Spanker says:

        You english twats are just lucky we didn’t decide to come back over the Atlantic and revoke what little freedom your government still allows you.

      • kid says:

        “You english twats are just lucky we didn’t decide to come back over the Atlantic and revoke what little freedom your government still allows you.”

        HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ^^^^^ check this guy out!

      • Vilhelm says:

        HaHa Americans kids are so fucking stupid. Americans are the crabs on this big hairy ball we call earth. They should be wiped out, so the rest of the world can relax and stop making excuses for them. Hell, the worlds almost out of oil, lets melt all the fat fucks down and use them as fuel.

      • Vilhelm says:

        oh yeah and only faggots use the name Corey. There is a good reason your stupid cunt mother named you Corey. She was a retard American that thought Corey Haim and Corey Feldman were cool cuz she was a teen, which is when she gave birth to you cuz she was a white trash teen prostitute. Your daddy was probably an English bloke, or a black guy too, faggot.

        COREY = Life Fail

      • okguys... says:

        Not all American kids are fat and stupid bitch, stop being so general about Americans. Yeah, our government is messed up to no fucking end, our society is out of whack, education standards are low, obesity rates are high, and people are going mental. But most people are aware of that, and just because they were born in America and don’t classify under those categories, all of a sudden they do.STFU MATE. VILHELM= fat kid with lame user name trying to put down Americans online whenever he can fail…just sayin. :P

      • SomeGuy says:

        Every so often my girlfriend’s dad’s dogs will get so excited yapping at the mail man that they go overboard and turn on each other, biting and barking at one another, all because the mail man has arrived yet again. Somehow this whole discussion reminds me of those dogs.

    6. sameer says:

      i miss you i like

    7. robby bailey says:

      I’d do her. She’s not pretty but seems to have a good body. A moped if you will.

    8. Stoned Singh says:

      Er have none of you people noticed the adams apple?

    9. sophie says:

      it’s a guy! well i thought it was xD

    10. Zimbabwe says:

      She looks like she’s a dude. lmfao!! She does thoo.. I mean The face and yehh.. She kinda looks like a hymaphrodite *err however you spell it.*

    11. zeus says:

      a bad case of shallow hal

    12. Jack says:

      Corey says: March 5, 2010 at 1:00 amNobody uses the word “bloke” homo

      a) everyone in the commonwealth uses the word bloke – just visit Australia;
      b)Nobody keeps a name like Corey…clearly your parents were crackheads

    13. josie says:

      Hes got beer goggles on! n she has tits n a vagina..

    14. Fuck Limes says:

      fuk u dumb ass limey mr bean motherfuckers go corhole the queen and suk tony blairs little eclair

    15. Gayrod says:

      Fuuuuuuuuuck.

    16. boon says:

      is it human?

    17. INDY_JYNX says:

      this is what you call a great wingman, he fux granny so her daughter will let his boy hit, we all need a friend like this

    18. E. says:

      As long as he is having fun

    19. cutelamb says:

      she must be using meth for a long time. i mean loooooooong time.

    20. Just laughing says:

      … she had no luck with genes….

    21. that thing says:

      is hideous.. no one of that age or has that face should be out in a bar..

    22. Brian says:

      It looks like the Green Goblins’ Sister!

    23. CUE82 says:

      FUCKING INCREDIBLE…………….

    24. asdfasdf says:

      at list she is happy for someone to touch her breast

    25. LizBlaze98 says:

      I don’t think it’s a she…

    26. 108Dragons says:

      She has a perfect butterface.

    27. 3DGrocks says:

      omg hes so lucky… he get a picture with lady gaga. Or shes the duck friend of chicken little?

    28. sherry says:

      ive seen better looking horses

    29. Beth says:

      WOOOOFFFF

    30. canolly says:

      she looks like a mouse

    31. Bob says:

      nice pick up

    32. ANNABELLE says:

      clearly. a man. clearly.

    33. buster says:

      Maybe he’s takin one for the team, not just effed up. If so I would have to say hellz no to that one.

    34. yeeeewww says:

      horse chick win !!

    35. xFOADx says:

      Beer Win

    36. kwkchk says:

      Did anyone else notice her wedding ring?

    37. Jim D says:

      Her Face alone should SOBER you UP…. OMG thats NASTY!!!

    38. bryan says:

      this is why you should drink if you can’t handle your liquor. you know shes saying to herself, “Wow, someone is touching me”

    39. iraz says:

      hahaha!!!! LMAO!!!! ohh goodd so funny xD but ehmmm thats nasty :S but why oldd ”people” go to night clubs WTF!! thast naaasty poor dude D:

    40. tarzan1990 says:

      haha my shirt says “you look like i could use another drink” damn straight i could.lol

    41. Huh says:

      Wait Is that IGGY POP?

    42. Huh says:

      Look at it from her side though

      BEER GOGGLES FTW!

    43. britishgirl says:

      what a nice horse…lady

    44. hanni says:

      WTF! she is the most beautiful horse of the party :D

    45. Brrrapdapdada says:

      Is that a young Fred Durst riding Shergar?

    46. EpicFail-- says:

      With makeup and some paper baggs, she’s uhmm.. you can still..

      – nah.

    47. brittanie says:

      omg poor guy lol

    48. sashathumper1983 says:

      he only saw her from the back, just wait til she turns around.

    49. someone u dont know hehehe(: says:

      she looks like a rat O_O

    50. gappydave says:

      stan laurels sister

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