Grenade Throw Fail

Posted on February 24th, 2010


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    1. markus says:

      Stupid shit-skins.

    2. V says:

      I think he meant to do that. That must be what he was shouting before the throw?
      “What? I’m no pussy! I’ll do it, I swear! Watch!”
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      Dumbass :)

    3. EuropeGuy says:

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      • maximus says:

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        it wasnt a real grenade. damn.

      • V says:

        Is this your new thing? Instead os actually writing comments that get torn to shreds you’re just going to post a “face palm” for every FAIL?

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        Originality FAIL

      • V says:

        btw, my previous comment was directed at EuropeGuy

      • maximus says:

        it’s cool V. in soviet russia…facepalm posts you!

      • V says:

        lol maximus

      • SONNYBOY says:

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    4. Jesus Christ says:

      why wasn’t it a frag?

    5. cummins6.7 says:

      its a tragedy it wasnt a real grenade

    6. Morsik! says:

      Need F1 granade!

    7. Nobody says:

      and he had to look at it first????
      Wow…double fail!!!!!!!!

    8. cutiko says:

      I hope he nevers goes to real war, for hes own safety. I cant believe USA wins all the wars with that kind or recruits, ther must be some really good training program =X

    9. Random says:

      He is kind of a squad leader at the german army and shouts “Ich nebel selbst”, what means as much as “I’ll throw a smoke by myself”. Sounds much more funny in german, because his sentence can in german also be understood as if he is going to set himself on smoke. Either way it’s really embarassing.

    10. K says:

      It’s german .. and before he trows the nade he yells something completely un-understandable .. the other guy shouts: “Get outta there .. outta there!”

    11. DAMAGER says:

      what a retard…

    12. six says:

      lucky for everyone it was only a smoker iv’e trained with the real thing the sodding things are dangerous prefered the old m203 myself

    13. haha says:

      Funny how he takes a look in the fox hole, trying to catch up what just happened. If it was a real nade, he would have about 3-4 sec. more time to get out of there.
      Exactly because of people like him they use the real ones only on special training sites. I guess he had to pay for a lot of beers that night :-0

      Btw: It’s German and after watching the vid. for several times I can at least confirm that he say’s “Ich nebel selbst” (I smoke myself) the rest are some orders he shout’s out but not understandable.

    14. my little blow me says:

      Joke 1: That`s how they lost Omaha Beach.

      Joke 2 (even less funny): Is he trying to do some Modern Warfare 2 glitch?

    15. ThTh says:

      Explains perfectly why Germans lost the war.

    16. Last350 says:

      i actually hurt my back laughing at this poor fool

    17. ryan clancy says:

      thats just awful why would you sit there and just look at the grenade?!?!


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