Emergency Phone Fail

Posted on February 27th, 2010


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  • 33 Comments on “Emergency Phone Fail”

    1. Dyquen says:

      Wow San Francisco, gotta wonder how many people in that city had to jump from this bridge for them to install a phone directly to a crisis center? If your life sucks and you just lost everything i doubt you will have a cell phone to call anyone for support. the blue sign though is “Oddly specific”

    2. V says:

      You’re on the bridge. You’re about to jump. You have second thoughts. You go to pick up the phone. It is out of order, confirming once and for all what a useless loser you are that nobody, not even the crisis center, wants to talk to you. As you fall from the bridge, you feel Death’s sweet embrace envelop you. You die knowing that no one will ever post under the name EuropeGuy ever again.

    3. 2lolo says:

      OUT OF SERVICE??? WHAT?? I WANTED TO JUMP TODAY….

    4. my little blow me says:

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      • fuckmook says:

        your notepad art really sucks, if you want to make a trademark atleast make one with 5 fingers and not 6 and also the bracelet looks gay it looks almost like mona lisa or virgin mary covering her right ear with her left hand and some versions of this waste of time make the head look lopsided like an eggplant…

      • Luffeh says:

        It has 5 fingers you blind fuck.
        And it doesnt have a bracelet.

      • my little blow me says:

        fuckmook you fuck..you`re missing the point..is it your first day around here? fuck this handpalm shit..i dropped this one here before that loser europeguy,who posts this thing everysingle time he posts somthing.
        he thinks he`s funny by annoying us but everybody thinks he`s a pussy afraid of making a funny comment with the chance of laughter fail…

      • gernin says:

        must u insult everyone who makes that face?

    5. my little blow me says:

      fuck you EuropeGuy

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        You have to notice that the pictures by your name is the same, so its coming from the same IP address…

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Email address HBP, I think, I use both my laptop and iPhone to comment on here and I get the same icon. And he posted facepalm before europeguy did so that’s why he gave Europegay this ,,!,, (^_^) ,,!,,

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Oh fair enough, I’ve only used on IP address but a different name to test out the theory. Thanks for letting me know :D

      • my little blow me says:

        HBP what the hell are you talking about? I don`t even get where you wanna go with that remark.

        ChaoticTheory is right…obvious.

    6. BAZINGA says:

      This should be labeled ‘ancient fail’ because this picture is ancient…

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    8. EuropeGuy says:

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      . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`>–
      *EUROPE GUY’S FACEPALM*

      • Dyquen says:

        This facepalming old guy is fuckin’ you, isn’t he? must be cuz you tag his mark on every post proclaiming his love.

    9. Daniel Lovejoy says:

      You have reached the Suicide hotline, please hold…………………………. We’re busy now. Can you call back later?

    10. Mr Fail says:

      Nike should put up an add around there with their slogan “just do it”

    11. Jordan says:

      If they dont have a cell phone their screwed!!!

    12. EpicFailMan says:

      This would double their chance of suicide. Also, if theres that many people that kill themselves there you should probably put a fence or something on the side of the bridge.

    13. EpicFailMan says:

      Also NO SHIT! Its obvious jumping off a bridge is fatal and tragic


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