Keg Stand Fail

Posted on February 28th, 2010


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    1. militaryminded85 says:

      snap

      • my little blow me says:

        I`ve got the power!!

      • militaryminded85 says:

        hahahah you read my mind

      • my little blow me says:

        and i read it was military….

      • andrei says:

        booz

      • Moy says:

        i think he died

      • zero mc fail says:

        classic 90′s tune.

        no limit by 2unlimited FTW

      • my little blow me says:

        Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
        Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
        No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no there’s no limit!
        no, no, no ,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no there’s no limit!
        No no limits, we’ll reach for the sky!
        No valley to deep. No mountain too high.
        No no limits, we’ll reach for the sky,
        we do what we want and we do it with pride.
        Lemme hear ya say yeah! (wow!)
        Hard to the core, I feel the floor.
        When I’m on stage, yo, ya answer more.
        I’m on the edge, I know the ledge,
        I work real hard to collect my cash!
        Tick tick ticka tick take your time,
        when I’m goin’ I’m goin’ for mine.
        Open your ears and you will hear it.
        I tell you this ’cause there’s no limit!
        No, no, no, no, no, no, no ,no ,no, no, no, no there’s no limit!
        Ow! Hey yay yeah hey hey!
        Now, now, hey yeah yeh hey hey! Hoo!
        No limits allowed, cause there’s much crowd,
        microphone check as I choose my route.
        I’m playing on the road; I’ve got no fear,
        the south from my mouth is on record here.
        There never will be no mountain too high.
        Reach the top, touch the sky!
        They tried to diss me cause I sell out…
        I’m making techno and I am proud!

    2. my little blow me says:

      nice fail, i like stupid shit go wrong…he indeed could`ve easily snapped his neck…could have dramatically changed his life.

    3. maximus says:

      chug! chug! chug! chug! oh oohhh oh lord on no you phail!

    4. fly poster says:

      Face plant win

    5. fly poster says:

      owned by gravity

    6. fly poster says:

      Barrel of laughs

    7. V says:

      This FAIL was brought to you by alcohol and by retardation.
      Bringing you quality FAILs since the dawn of time.

    8. Eros says:

      You know youre a white boy when…

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        •Your penis is about half the size of a black guys’ penis
        •You

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        •You click the button too soon when posting comments
        •You enjoy wonder bread
        •You complain about others “taking your job”
        •You try dancing only to get “served”
        … We need more white people jokes

      • my little blow me says:

        every time you dance you look like C3PO in need of an oil bath.

        you love rap music, walk around dressed like a gangmember, but you drive a dope ride your parents bought you on your 16th birthday

      • militaryminded85 says:

        You know your a white boy when…
        you perchase a segway in the effort to attract the opposite sex

      • Nobody says:

        You know you’re a white boy when you start a computer software company and become one of the world’s richest men
        You know you’re a white boy when the cops pull you over and let you go with a warning
        You know you’re a white boy when you look around before telling colored jokes
        You know you’re a white boy when you know what a portfolio is
        You know you’re a white boy when you’re idea of fun is dressing up like Spock and going to the next Star Trek convention
        You know you’re a white boy when you’re typing these white boy things from personal experience

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Win for all of you, that’s funny!

      • Dyquen says:

        …when black guys intimidated you.

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        You know you’re a white boy when you can afford college.

      • Tammy LaShay says:

        You know you’re a white boy if you lack the basic common sense every other creature on this planet has and yet still think you’re intelligent.
        You know you’re a white boy if you are driving, get pulled over, and the cop asks for the I.D. of the black guy in the back.

    9. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      At the beginning it looked like he was hooking his heel over the edge of the shingles to keep his balance…didn’t help did it?

    10. missmariexo says:

      wow that was friggen hilarious i cant stop laughing what a fail!!!!!!!!!!!

    11. EuropeGuy says:

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      *EUROPE GUY FACEPALMS THIS*

      • Daniel says:

        You’re taking the epic out of facepalms. I’d invest into face stairs if I was you.

      • maximus says:

        Hey EuropeGuy
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      • Dyquen says:

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        FUCK YOU !!!!! AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

      • V says:

        It’s really sad how you’re so afraid to actually post anything because you know you’re going to get ripped to shreds. And what’s sadder is that you really care. You just can’t stand to face that STRANGERS YOU DON”T KNOW think your a douche. So basically, to sum up…
        .
        GTFO!GTFO!GTFO!

      • Dyquen says:

        WELL SAID V. well said.

    12. dicedpeas says:

      drunk guy, wobbly keg, one handed hand stand–what could go wrong?

    13. Simon says:

      Good on ya Jethro.

    14. StitchFace says:

      Going by those shorts and that wall positioning, he kinda had it coming.

    15. IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

      Daniel?

    16. UGLYASNlGGER says:

      I WANT EVERYBODY TO STRIP ME BARENAKED MUSH BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME ON MY COCK, PLACE A CHEESESANDWICH&APPLES ON MY COCK THEN SIT ME DOWN, BEND ME OVER TO PUSH MY HEAD DOWN SO MY NOSE GOES THRU THE BANANAS GARBAGE SLIME CHEESESANDWICH&APPLES ON MY COCK SO MY COCK GETS SEXUALIZED WITH EVERYTHING ON IT WITH MY NOSE THRU IT ALL ON MY COCK THEN GET A CAMERA&VIDEO CAMERA TO TAKE PICTURE&FILM ME WHILE IAM AT IT BARENAKED AFTER THAT POST PICTURES&VIDEO ON INTERNET YOUTUBE LABLEING IT TUBGIRL!!!!

    17. LO says:

      …..well… at least it isn’t another face palm…

    18. Nobody says:

      wow…I was thinking it was a win because of how long he managed to stay up…I thought that was pretty good….guess I should add this to the you know you’re a white boy thing

    19. failboy says:

      I bet he gets in that position to put other things in his mouth. I’m sure he swallows that too!

    20. MonkeyKing says:

      I’m just worried that he broke the pump.

    21. Jimmmyy says:

      it takes skill to land directly on your head.
      kudos!

    22. Zed says:

      Damn! I was to late, video is gone :(

    23. molance says:

      that looked like a barrel of laughs.


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