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well someone is pationate for whales.
pationate isn’t a word. it’s passionate.
haha drew you moron. its a play on words with “patio”
as in, the location of said whale-taming
What’s wrong with Hogging every now and again?
that’s not a patio
thats a win to me
ew
Poor guy looks like plancton.
it’s Plankton…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, your nickname…
Sure is a FAIL. That girl should never had hooked up with a douchebag with such juvenile friends… But I’m sure she did it just because she was drunk at the time.
I dont think thats quite the reason people think this picture has failed. haha
I think Camika is being ironic you douche :’)
Camika, you must be fat
Poor girl…can’t she find someone not quite so anorexic?
she drained all fat deposits outta him…
I know, I’m JC
He’s drowning in a sea of love … and cellulite.
do you listen to joe simon v?
No. I didn’t even know who he was and I searched for him and saw he has a song “Drowning in a sea of love”. That’s funny and was totally unintentional.
well that is some real gangsta listnin if you like old soul lol
damn military minded…you`re less a nazi then i thought. good music. somebody gotta drop a video on youtube with this picture and Joe Simon with drowning in a sea of love…whahahaa
drop your standards a bit and get laid…….. sounds like a win to me
Drop your standards a boat, you mean.
lol @ delicious
Wait until he opens his eyes and realizes he’s not giving CPR to a manatee.
HOLY SHIT MAN I LAUGHED SO EFFIN HARD XD
Must of been near closing time. Common guys we’ve all done it.
Remember the old saying…………
Riding a fattie is like riding a moped, its fun but you don’t want anyone to see you.
I must say though, I’m fattie free. I’ve hit a few that were pleasantly plump, but thank God I’ve never been so hard up I had to settle for a fattie.
you don’t know what you are missing, tom. fat girls feel they have to try harder. of course you have to try a little harder yourself in return. LOL
strong plastic chair. shit strong fuckin deck
I’d hit that….again
i’d hit it with a semi.
http://www.alinden.demon.nl/humor/doceng/images/whale.jpg
Hahahahahaha WIN!!!! +1
Ok so he “gets some” but is that worth the abuse he’s already getting?Shame tends to linger quite a while especially if you have asshole friends like this guy has.
I’m not sure he’s going to live through the evening. She sure is a big one. Notice the difference in the size of their legs! she is going to break him. I think she is already cracking his neck and sufficating him. By the looks of his age this may be his first time. At least he’s picked a “special girl” for his first time. Hopefully that whale skank will wash off.
Failboy you twat, I would bet money your sorry ass would take a dick just to get laid, you pompous fag! You long winded comment was ignorant and lacked any humor, and it sounds as if youare a little pimple faced fat fag yourself trying to act as if you were not jealous of his action. I would bet you would count yourself lucky to get a chance at that cow, just to free you hand from some of its duty! Get a life numnut!
Oh thank you Mr. Original name asshole “another dumbass fail boy” for your intelligent observations. Perhaps you should spend less time evaluating my comments and comment on the fails we would all be as enlightened as you are. Have a struck a nerve with you on this fail? Is it that you spend each and every morning waking up next to a cow like this? Maybe that’s you in the picture, most likely you are the guy bent over in the sex fail video. At the risk of sounding too ignorant for your high standards … why don’t you just go Fuck yourself and take your own advice and get a life. Oh, and enjoy that fat pig you’ll bang today, and No I am not jealous.
…im going to give the win t failboy here, dude. Totally unthought-through.
haha, and btw, who says these assholes are his friends? we’ve all been to junior-high…
They need love too. It think that a WIN for him.
If it weren’t for the fattie being white, i would’ve thought this was a clip from Road Trip.
Hahaha exactly what I thought!
eww …evil memories have escaped quarantine!!! :O
not a fail. there seems to be many posts put up here which just scream ‘you’re a shallow judgemental idiot now have a laugh at this’. so what she’s plus sized SO WHAT oooh look at the smaller guy making out with the bigger girl oooh lets call it a fail oooh BOLLOCKS.
i know this ain’t the most serious of sites but still, well done epic fail – your homophobic and body facist views shine strong.
SOMEBODY ran out of tampons.
hahaha! zeromcfail is most likely the girl in the picture… or the guy
that’s not “plus sized.” that is morbidly obese. there’s a small (50+ lbs) difference.
heh, shes not that bad really. I mean concider the last few hock-up fails on here, one was quite clearly a dude. The other well, she got the hell bash from the hideous tree. I will agree that the photo is far from flatering, but yeah it could be worse. lol
get the fuck off epicfail.com if you’re going to give freaking life lessons. NO ONE CARES. Take your midol and shut the hell up. Thank you.
I replied cuz everyone takes the internet too seriously…
yeah you are all a bunch of 5 year old cocks. fuck you. freedom of speech, pointing out YOU IDIOTS . fuck you some more.
Nooooo zero mc fail, You can’t fuck them yet, most of people here are underaged and has never had sex before.!
dude… i think you like fat chicks
She looks like the sun
Yes, and if you stare directly at either, you could be blinded for life.
LMAO
rofl’d at this
What fail? He looks alright to me.
youre a chubby chaser fag
hahahaha I agree! He just needs some toning, but ah well, she was probably drunk at the time xD
We always said: Just roll her around in some flour and look for the wet spot!
I bet she is hot hot hot and incredibly enthusiastic in bed! And could suck the paint off a doorknob
Looks sort of like Tucker Max gone hoggin’.
i think i love you.
This is a win just for the looks on the two guy’s faces at the bottom of the pic.
I love the way the guy is struggling to hug her whole perimeter.
Can you imagine that girl on your lap?
Snap it right in half…
Epic win for the big lady. Maybe he personally drove him to want to make out with her!!
I meant to say her personality!!
I don’t see it as a fail. There are some guys who like larger women. Larger women don’t play the games that skinny girls do.
mikeinohio sounds like a bitch.
U say larger women, i say…. you know waht never mind 0.0
This is like something out of road trip lol
he’s lucky. Big girls will do anything !! I love em !! They don’t know when they get it again. lol?
wow hes not lucky hes desperate for sex and looks like she is too!
looks like Asher Roth
Fat girls give great head. Then you can kick them out.
He’ll be getting a BJ while his drunken friends are fapping. Maybe he’s not such a failure.
OMG EPIC FAIL N o O b
aww…leave her alone
she’s having a good time I don’t understand why people have to do this…
Agreed!
lol
the guy almost looks like he is strugling to get up.
She’s sucking the life out of him!!
the guy would need a gps to find her lips
Stop talking to much kids, most of you have never touched a woman before or are too fat or thin yourself. That guy at least is gonna get laid! Beside that I like her too..she really seems hot!!!
you know what, I was called a chubby chaser in school, because my chics didnt need the “skinny” requirement.
then I met a skinny chic, everyone loved her, they were like, “yeah dude, shes hot”.
well, that bitch cheated on me.
long story short people, just because she is hot to YOU, doesnt mean she is going to an awesome person to be with.
all of those “friends” are broke, unhappy+single+kids, married+unhappy+kids.
me: happy+married and no kids.
so,I guess my friends fail.
I bet that sh*t is tight too.
now thas a BIG bitch!
Whoever snapped this photo should have waited 2 more seconds and took it when the plastic chair BROKE!!!
It is a win for the couple getting it on..I bet the two guys that are laughing ended up at home alone,rubbing their dicks with a furry mitten.. (:
I feel horny
she may be a really nice person….suppose she could have that on her side O.o
Hey lets play spot the virgin
if he likes that kind of thing
She’s a man eater all right
thats mean to the over wieght you guys.
people can be SKINY AS FUCK
but can love a “big girl”
someone got lucky that night :}