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What isn’t, now still isnt with a personal illusion of is. her face just say it, “your gonna say im squeezing pit fat to make boobs arent you.”
LOL you said pit fat……thats an epic WIN
It’s Rainbow Brite and one of those fluffy friends.
What’s even better is that the very first debut was called “Peril in the Pits”
Excellent!
i’d get in a them sandwich any day. tequila and viagra can get you through pretty much anything.
So when she holds her boobies over a fire does popcorn start to pop?
She made a common mistake. Instead of pushing the cleavage in then up, she wrapped herself as she pushed her breasts together and didn’t hold them up as she tightened the foil and plastic wrap.
I’d bang her rather then her rainbow bitch friend, people like them make me sick.
I’d bang my right hand instead of banging the desperates in the picture.
Cyber Goth`s? LOL
they both look like they have bigger dicks than a pornstar!
Heartbreak, I don’t think anything you listed in your scenario you’d actually do..
Just sayin’…
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*EUROPE GUY FACEPALMS THIS*
The facepalm thing is actually appropriate here.
europegay gtfo epicfail you can suck my middle testicle
BAHA! FREAK WITH THREE TESTICLES!! xD
Mr. Nuclear Waste Is Not Your Friend…
…IS THIS A PICARD FACEPALM!? EPIC!!!! lol
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Fuck I don’t care, I’d tap both. I’d unwrap a smile on her… And talk her friend into joining.
Everybody needs a little love, and they are hardly as bad as some of beasts we’ve seen on this site. I love a foursome: Me, them, and Jose Cuervo.
Yep Jose Cuervo and Jack Daniels, those two are freaks too bad they ditch you come morning to face the music alone.
is “goth” a win or a fail?
sounds like my pop…so its a win
lol. win!
Big Fail
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thats your face hearbreakprincess
Ha ha ha, I get it, its troll HBP, too bad I deal with n00bs and tolls all the time on social networking sites. I don’t leave cuz of intimidation.
Which is why I respect you HBP! I may not like you, but at least you can handle my cyber bullying. Also Dildo, let’s try and use proper grammar when attempting to deliver a cyber-burn.
whats so fancy about having a small penis
HBP is a real tough one……on social networking sites.
Can you send in another picture btw. tired of masturbating on the old one…u know..the one with those rainy stripes bluring your face just a bit…just enough to tease the fuck out of us horny men.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h316/Ihavemyownstyle15/Pics%20Of%20Me/Photo171.jpg
or
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h316/Ihavemyownstyle15/Pics%20Of%20Me/Photo150.jpg
Is it sadder that a guy is jackin it to creepy pics of a nickle or that the nic keeps posting pics knowing future to catch a predator suspects are gettin their nut to her?
well hbp looks like your pictures are no different from the ones here in epic fail
Heartbreak, you may want to stop with the filters.
I dont mean this to be offensive in any way but filters make people look ugly due to the fact that you know theyre only using filters to try to make themselves look better.
whahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha shiiiit. why would somebody post pictures of there selfs on request of a jerk-a-holic anonymous?
Simply because it plays hell with Mr. Anal over there. Do you think this is the first time? And yet he comes back for more… :S
And HBP: It’s nice to know somewher, far out there, somebody thinks your worth wanking about… (wait. what?)
Aw, just how I pictured HBP: a fat, gothic bitch.
She is a bit of a monster. but so long as she pased the ‘scratch-n-sniff’ test, I’d tap it.
yeah why not
Jug handles.
There isn’t enough evidence to determine if she is unattractive. Plenty of evidence she is dressed very poorly for the evening.
id hit that ……. with a hummer!~
+1
I’d wax ‘em both. Preferably the one on the right.
http://muhlenbergadvocate.com/spring2009/april_1/thumbnails/nuke-the-whales.jpg
I actually know this girl, she just had a baby. But shes NOT preggo in this picture.
youre the dad ohdang you just dont know it yet beacuse you where drunk that night
Since when are big breasts and cleavage a fail? Show me more cleavage! I’d tap them both.
HELL YEA!!!
wait heartbreak, are you a hermaphrodite like me?
Ewww…DDB, I’m whats called bisexual and I’m a proud female. I’m not a creeper who gets a black-market dick transplant by someone who just learned how to use scissors and a stapler.
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
you people kill me. i hate to admit it but you win heartbreak.
you all must have fetishes for morbidly obese transexual freaks. these women dont even look like women, and if that cow reproduced i feel bad for whoever had to fuck her. it probably took forever just to find the wet spot in all her rolls.
Exactly. Men that aren’t attracted to women that have a body comparable to a ten year old male (ie. closet homosexual pedophiles) are so disgusting. I assume it’s real easy to find it on you.. I imagine it sticks out further than your pathetic excuse for a bust.
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h316/Ihavemyownstyle15/Pics%20Of%20Me/Photo172.jpg
How’s about some cleavage pics of yourself?
Cris hansen. CRIS FUCKIN HANSEN!!!!
…the pedobear sees all
that looks like a fat gay man trying to be all emo
Dude….who went exploring in my pics? I know I didn’t post this (look at the picture)
Either way that’s like a 3 year old picture, I look different now.
Oh shit i didnt even notice that. Someone is a poser!
me too i just noticed her picture is different. well i guess im not the only douche around here.
DDB is calling off the hate? I will too. I now take back the “its pat” name from you.
Truce! Let’s have some fun now! I wanna know who posted the pic. It took me like 5 min to realize that the icon for HBP wasn’t the same.
thanks chaotic theory.
I’ll join the truce
I agree with V, let’s all have fun!
is it alright if i join on the search for the impostor
DildoDoucheBag looks guilty! After all hes a mofo douchebag!
We need all the help we can get, Welcome to EF DDB
how would it be me if i never seen HBP until i saw the link the impostor placed.
Welcome DDB, just keep the one name.
yep i wont be in any identity crisis no more.
i havent seen europegay all day isnt that strange
Nice looking pussy you have there.
what female sexual organ?
haha i like a pussy with some meat on it
eeewww god that is a nasty pic! submit it to epic fail and you’ll get fattest hermaphrodite of the year award. why would you share that with the world, you mutant?
I bet this is europeguy using a different email. My girlfriend is on here and she sometimes gets on my computer so i know its not IP controlled.
deadjen is right. one of those pictures is going to end up here.
what an ugly ass fatty, kill it with fire
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/10749/original/ChrisHansen-1.png?1251036051
lmaooo
She actually looks good apart from the duct tape pushing up her boob.
that is actually hell disturbing, and if that was my ‘friend’ id tell her that what shes wearing makes her look feral and tell her to change into something suitable.
The fail is that corsets are NOT meant to be made out of duck tape!
Its not DUCT tape kittieKat (btw notice the correct spelling?) Its tin foil and climg film def a serious fail there lol
CLIMG film def a serious fail too (btw fail the correct spelling?)
OMG these bitches rock… *facepalm*
are the police aware that these ppl are on the street?
I see two fails.
why didn’t anyone tell me my muffins were done baking?
fat crossdressing guy
When did aluminum foil become fashionable? Wtf? Did I miss something?
2 girls 1 cup.
Id hit that… With an 18-wheeler…
Id bang that, with a gun, after screwing it of course (with a drill), no seriously, id hit that, with a buss.
But before that id sex it, with a giant rhinoceros.
But before that some sensual fistfucking… with my fist.
What?`WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? EAT SHIT AN DIE… BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
*Quoted from ventrillo harassment*
@ Captain Tako: Nice one XD
for fuck sake
Left chick: Complete FAIL
Right chick: Nasty-ass tits FAIL
That’s not a cleavage it’s a ditch in her chest.