Slalom Skiing Fail

Posted on March 2nd, 2010


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    1. Milan says:

      Commentary win!

    2. BLAM says:

      And thats why you wear a cup.

    3. Alex says:

      “That guy needs a hug! ” WIN

    4. SP says:

      His scream was the funniest part. AAARRRRHHHHH!!!!

    5. V says:

      Monsieur just became Mademoiselle.

    6. petara says:

      “Oh, the Frenchman!”

    7. 666 says:

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    8. Jesus Christ says:

      this should be mandatory to all frenchies :D

    9. DildoDoucheBag says:

      jesus christ please save me

    10. Tom says:

      LOL!!!!!!!

      The boys took a beating on that one!

    11. jpimp says:

      I like the part where frenchie hit his balls and screamed like a little bitch. and the hug comment was a WIN

    12. K says:

      Hmm.. that guy needs a hug
      Looool hahaha

    13. K says:

      the scream did a pretty good job to summarize his pain

    14. brownie07 says:

      French have testicles…?

      • MonkeyKing says:

        A smaller version of them.

      • Silly.us says:

        maybe they are not as fat as american ppl … so yeah for you it looks smaller …

      • MonkeyKing says:

        Logic fail! Silly.us
        How does being an anorexic frog make your balls look smaller.
        They probably look bigger than they actually are next to your incredibly small penis.

      • Silly.us says:

        Anorexic ? You should come in France … ( to sum up your thought if i am not fat .. i am anorexic … oO Fail too)
        But in America, i forgot you have only 2 kinds of ppl :
        - Fat
        - Anorexic after surgery with fake abs / teeth / abs / …..
        nice nice .. we are jealous … (or not)

    15. dicedpeas says:

      who knew skiing was a cup-worthy sport!

    16. POLAND FAiL says:

      ski bether

    17. EuropeGay says:

      US 1 EuropeGuy 0

    18. AB says:

      Those are the moments that change a species to create another one.

    19. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      I know someone who won’t be having kids for a couple months…

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        heartbreakprincess you are a fail in life

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Idiot, impact to the testies causes damages to the production of sperm, producing non-viable sperm.

        Look it up douchbag, I’m taking genetics in school right now. Don’t call me a fail at life until you can give me 100% proof your right asshole.

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        Well Dildo, I have noticed your extreme un-funny commenting on the last few fails. I must say you aren’t funny, and unless you learn to become funny, I’m going to have to ticket you. I’m letting you off with a warning because you’re an obvious noob, but the next time, which I’m assuming will be soon, I will write you a fat one. Also I believe the word is “testes” HBP. No “i”, just saying.

      • Star Wolf says:

        Can’t let you do that Star Fox.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        heartbreakprinces i was insulting you not your stupid comment so stfu and suck my left nut

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      • cummins6.7 says:

        DildoDoucheBag, your parents should be on a “coulda had a V8″ commercial after having you

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        DildoDoucheBag, you make me sad for your IQ level…its below absolute zero….please off yourself for the good of human kind.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        cummins6.7, I ROFL’d so fucking hard

      • American Dave says:

        It’s ok, Princess.
        Darwin will make sure DDB doesn’t reproduce.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        too bad im a sperm donor

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Ddb, it doesn’t count as donating when you jack off into your mouth. Silly fag.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        im pretty sure i donated my sperm to your mom chaotic theory and thats how you where born a born fail from a douchebag sperm donor

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Actually I was born from a water buffalo, so that makes you a water buffalo fucker? You sick fuck! (•_•) ,,!,,

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        i never said i did it with a water buffalo i said i donated my sperm which means i didnt have any intercourse. you earned yourself a big fail chaotic theory son of a water buffalo born from douchebag sperm

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        Haha ddb is a virgin! He has sex with Palmela Handerson and Lindsey Lohand!

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Whoa! Calm down bitch, it’s the Internet. But you took offense to that one… You really do fuck buffalos don’t ya?

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        fancy little penis comment fail you said that i was a virgin and then you said i had sex. this proves you’re an idiot like chaotic theory

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        im a hermaphrodite virgin spermdonor douchebag

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        Pretty sure Palmela Handerson and Lindsey Lohand are names for your hand. So if you consider yourself not a virgin after masterbating, you should quit life.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        i didnt take offense to anything chaotic fag i just stated the truth how you came to be

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        So, when you masturbate… How does that work? Do you pick one to go with first? Or go two hands to finish at the same time?

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        i dont masterbate. i donate my sperm by making you suck my 9 inch transplanted nigger cock, and you put the sperm in a container and you drink all the leftovers

      • Scubasteve says:

        it’s like a battle of the witless. we’re gonna need a steel cage, some metal chairs and with this dildo fag involved, a whole lota wet-naps

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        fancy small penis stop saying all your fantasies out loud. nobody wants to know how you mastebate to gay porn

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Yeah you like transplanted cocks don’t ya? Take your 9inch cock and literally go fuck yourself, at least you won’t be a virgin after that. (>_<) ,,!,,

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        my transplanted 9 inch nigger cock seems to only be attracted to your mouth chaotic faggot

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        This Sunday, I want you DDB in a steel cage match. Hell, bring your tag/gay lover partner europeguy. HBP and I will take you gays on in a mixed gender tag match.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        haha you’re attracted to a guy. You fag, you just admitted it.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        it seems europeguy has dissapeared so i think im all alone, but dont worry ill get my new cock transplant so you will get enough sucking

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        well of course youre the doctor that sucks my cock so you can take my donation out

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Ah hell, i’ll say it again. If you like guys sucking your cock, that means you are gay. Thanks for reassurring us that you’re gay.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        like i said idiotic theory im a hermaphrodite i think you lost some brain cells from sucking too much

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        So because you’re a hermaphrodite, you’re gay? straight? Are you more guy or girl? I’m just gonna call you Pat from now on.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        why pat?

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Old Saturday Night Live skit involving a character named Pat, in which no one knew if Pat was a guy or girl. Now you know, Pat.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        oh come on call me dildodouchebag or DDB but not pat

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        Ha well we now know this kid is too young to know who Pat is. What a troll.

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        im not an americunt that just eats and watches tv all the time and no im not young like you say i just simply dont have a life

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        *Pulls out a violin and plays a melody* Please tell us more Pat.

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        Well get a life, and learn grammar. Also +1 CT!

      • DildoDoucheBag says:

        well i thought i was a douche bag, but i guess i was wrong there s more douchebags in this world.

      • Scubasteve says:

        you’re more like the used vinegar Pat

      • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

        So I have noticed that you have spelled “douchebag” 3 different ways. Which do you think is the correct one?

      • french C*nt says:

        dildo douch whatever, please get cancer

      • OWNZYOO says:

        To everyone who has replied b4 me… I love you all. Keep the entertainment going. Oh, and please remember to be unique and profane ;)

    20. John G says:

      Yikes!!

    21. Slap Nuts says:

      Stupid Frenchman, his ball didn’t get hit by the gate. In fact the gate just threatened to hit him, so he surrendered.

      • Eirinjas says:

        *yawn* …got any other tired jokes you wanna throw out there? Cuz I could use the sleep.

      • Scubasteve says:

        ok just a few
        -What Does “Maginot Line” mean in French?
        ~”Speed bump ahead”
        -What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
        ~I don’t know either, its never happened!
        -Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate?
        ~She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend herself!
        -Where can you find over 59 million French jokes?
        ~In France.
        Any better? well raise your hand if you hate the french and if you are one, well… raise both

      • Dyquen says:

        Im not too into Frenchies either. but dude a woman with a french accent is fuckin hot, still cant stand the broad but i would rail the shit outta it.

      • Europe > Us says:

        Who wants to stole us health care system ?

    22. funny man says:

      Wow this is totally funny yonik bertand !!! hahahahahah …..the boys took one lol hahahaha

    23. Jack says:

      Haha, commentator really shows some manly empathy. “oh, the franch man. Ohhh misss yaaaa”
      lol

    24. American Dave says:

      It sucks without the audio. With it, it’s hilarious.
      Game Over.

    25. 2lolo says:

      WHAT WAS HIS NAME????? ONE HUNG LOW ????????

    26. Kelso says:

      HA OUI…il faut faire attention avec te couille pour la prochaine fois mon pote …lol

    27. LOLCATZPWN says:

      from 0:12 to 0:18 is the fucking best shit hahahahaha fucking frenchman n his girly screams of agony

    28. tuffyepstein says:

      A) This is Downhill Skiing
      B) The boys sure took a beating on that one
      and C)Commentary Win indeed, Milan.

    29. Isaac N says:

      The world would be a better place if all frogs got nutwhipped doing 60 mph once every hour on the hour.

    30. bob_the_killer_goldfish says:

      The frogs have had many nutwhippings in their past, unfortunately for them and that’s not really changed anything…..

    31. James says:

      A British man would have just got on with it.


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