Slalom Skiing Fail109
By jason in Sports Fail on March 2, 2010
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Commentary win!
RIGHT?!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol…that commentator definitely needs a raise
roflamo
“the boys definitely took a beating on that one”
comment win
And thats why you wear a cup.
“That guy needs a hug! ” WIN
His scream was the funniest part. AAARRRRHHHHH!!!!
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Monsieur just became Mademoiselle.
“Oh, the Frenchman!”
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wha the FUCK is that?!
Seriously. This made me laugh more than most of the fails on here.
this should be mandatory to all frenchies
oh jesus christ i love you
Fuck your mother and shut the fuck up please you little bitch
Vinz you talking to me?
you small dicked frenchie after you she’s still a virgin!
yeah stfu JC, your comment wasn’t funny, go spill your hate somewhere else
F00k you frenchman
With such small ‘equipment’ I’m surprised he felt it at all.
Oz go fuck a kangaroo or whateva u do
Are you sure you`re not the jesus Christ from South Park?
You American have big penises, monstrous penises, gargantuan penises. Yeah. Too bad you haven’t figured out your country now incarnates the very definition of a modern fascist state. Vacuous Morons.
jesus christ please save me
LOL!!!!!!!
The boys took a beating on that one!
I like the part where frenchie hit his balls and screamed like a little bitch. and the hug comment was a WIN
Hmm.. that guy needs a hug
Looool hahaha
the scream did a pretty good job to summarize his pain
French have testicles…?
A smaller version of them.
maybe they are not as fat as american ppl … so yeah for you it looks smaller …
Logic fail! Silly.us
How does being an anorexic frog make your balls look smaller.
They probably look bigger than they actually are next to your incredibly small penis.
Anorexic ? You should come in France … ( to sum up your thought if i am not fat .. i am anorexic … oO Fail too)
But in America, i forgot you have only 2 kinds of ppl :
- Fat
- Anorexic after surgery with fake abs / teeth / abs / …..
nice nice .. we are jealous … (or not)
who knew skiing was a cup-worthy sport!
ski bether
US 1 EuropeGuy 0
Are you kidding? at this point it’s like 500-0
Europe sucks my testicles and ovaries
my testicles and ovaries? R U hermafrodite????
jpimp, Dildo has commented like this a couple times…I think its safe to say yes.
yess i am a hermaphrodita. is there a problem with that?
As long as you’re not including great britain as part of the ‘europe that can suck both your testes and ovaries’ I most heartedly agree with your staement, dear boy/girl… erm… thing…
Jpimp, go fuck yourself. Wish I could.
Those are the moments that change a species to create another one.
I know someone who won’t be having kids for a couple months…
heartbreakprincess you are a fail in life
Idiot, impact to the testies causes damages to the production of sperm, producing non-viable sperm.
Look it up douchbag, I’m taking genetics in school right now. Don’t call me a fail at life until you can give me 100% proof your right asshole.
Well Dildo, I have noticed your extreme un-funny commenting on the last few fails. I must say you aren’t funny, and unless you learn to become funny, I’m going to have to ticket you. I’m letting you off with a warning because you’re an obvious noob, but the next time, which I’m assuming will be soon, I will write you a fat one. Also I believe the word is “testes” HBP. No “i”, just saying.
Can’t let you do that Star Fox.
heartbreakprinces i was insulting you not your stupid comment so stfu and suck my left nut
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DildoDoucheBag, your parents should be on a “coulda had a V8″ commercial after having you
DildoDoucheBag, you make me sad for your IQ level…its below absolute zero….please off yourself for the good of human kind.
cummins6.7, I ROFL’d so fucking hard
It’s ok, Princess.
Darwin will make sure DDB doesn’t reproduce.
too bad im a sperm donor
Ddb, it doesn’t count as donating when you jack off into your mouth. Silly fag.
im pretty sure i donated my sperm to your mom chaotic theory and thats how you where born a born fail from a douchebag sperm donor
Actually I was born from a water buffalo, so that makes you a water buffalo fucker? You sick fuck! (•_•) ,,!,,
i never said i did it with a water buffalo i said i donated my sperm which means i didnt have any intercourse. you earned yourself a big fail chaotic theory son of a water buffalo born from douchebag sperm
Haha ddb is a virgin! He has sex with Palmela Handerson and Lindsey Lohand!
Whoa! Calm down bitch, it’s the Internet. But you took offense to that one… You really do fuck buffalos don’t ya?
fancy little penis comment fail you said that i was a virgin and then you said i had sex. this proves you’re an idiot like chaotic theory
im a hermaphrodite virgin spermdonor douchebag
Pretty sure Palmela Handerson and Lindsey Lohand are names for your hand. So if you consider yourself not a virgin after masterbating, you should quit life.
i didnt take offense to anything chaotic fag i just stated the truth how you came to be
So, when you masturbate… How does that work? Do you pick one to go with first? Or go two hands to finish at the same time?
i dont masterbate. i donate my sperm by making you suck my 9 inch transplanted nigger cock, and you put the sperm in a container and you drink all the leftovers
it’s like a battle of the witless. we’re gonna need a steel cage, some metal chairs and with this dildo fag involved, a whole lota wet-naps
fancy small penis stop saying all your fantasies out loud. nobody wants to know how you mastebate to gay porn
Yeah you like transplanted cocks don’t ya? Take your 9inch cock and literally go fuck yourself, at least you won’t be a virgin after that. (>_<) ,,!,,
my transplanted 9 inch nigger cock seems to only be attracted to your mouth chaotic faggot
This Sunday, I want you DDB in a steel cage match. Hell, bring your tag/gay lover partner europeguy. HBP and I will take you gays on in a mixed gender tag match.
haha you’re attracted to a guy. You fag, you just admitted it.
it seems europeguy has dissapeared so i think im all alone, but dont worry ill get my new cock transplant so you will get enough sucking
well of course youre the doctor that sucks my cock so you can take my donation out
Ah hell, i’ll say it again. If you like guys sucking your cock, that means you are gay. Thanks for reassurring us that you’re gay.
like i said idiotic theory im a hermaphrodite i think you lost some brain cells from sucking too much
So because you’re a hermaphrodite, you’re gay? straight? Are you more guy or girl? I’m just gonna call you Pat from now on.
why pat?
Old Saturday Night Live skit involving a character named Pat, in which no one knew if Pat was a guy or girl. Now you know, Pat.
oh come on call me dildodouchebag or DDB but not pat
Ha well we now know this kid is too young to know who Pat is. What a troll.
im not an americunt that just eats and watches tv all the time and no im not young like you say i just simply dont have a life
*Pulls out a violin and plays a melody* Please tell us more Pat.
Well get a life, and learn grammar. Also +1 CT!
well i thought i was a douche bag, but i guess i was wrong there s more douchebags in this world.
you’re more like the used vinegar Pat
So I have noticed that you have spelled “douchebag” 3 different ways. Which do you think is the correct one?
dildo douch whatever, please get cancer
To everyone who has replied b4 me… I love you all. Keep the entertainment going. Oh, and please remember to be unique and profane
Yikes!!
Stupid Frenchman, his ball didn’t get hit by the gate. In fact the gate just threatened to hit him, so he surrendered.
*yawn* …got any other tired jokes you wanna throw out there? Cuz I could use the sleep.
ok just a few
-What Does “Maginot Line” mean in French?
~”Speed bump ahead”
-What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
~I don’t know either, its never happened!
-Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate?
~She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend herself!
-Where can you find over 59 million French jokes?
~In France.
Any better? well raise your hand if you hate the french and if you are one, well… raise both
Im not too into Frenchies either. but dude a woman with a french accent is fuckin hot, still cant stand the broad but i would rail the shit outta it.
Who wants to stole us health care system ?
Wow this is totally funny yonik bertand !!! hahahahahah …..the boys took one lol hahahaha
Haha, commentator really shows some manly empathy. “oh, the franch man. Ohhh misss yaaaa”
lol
It sucks without the audio. With it, it’s hilarious.
Game Over.
WHAT WAS HIS NAME????? ONE HUNG LOW ????????
2lolo again you prooved yourself to be an idiot. its a french not an asian man
How about Jaques Nutsackwack?
HA OUI…il faut faire attention avec te couille pour la prochaine fois mon pote …lol
from 0:12 to 0:18 is the fucking best shit hahahahaha fucking frenchman n his girly screams of agony
A) This is Downhill Skiing
B) The boys sure took a beating on that one
and C)Commentary Win indeed, Milan.
The world would be a better place if all frogs got nutwhipped doing 60 mph once every hour on the hour.
The frogs have had many nutwhippings in their past, unfortunately for them and that’s not really changed anything…..
A British man would have just got on with it.