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    1. lol…that commentator definitely needs a raise
      roflamo
      “the boys definitely took a beating on that one”

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    1. You American have big penises, monstrous penises, gargantuan penises. Yeah. Too bad you haven’t figured out your country now incarnates the very definition of a modern fascist state. Vacuous Morons.

    1. Logic fail! Silly.us
      How does being an anorexic frog make your balls look smaller.
      They probably look bigger than they actually are next to your incredibly small penis.

    2. Anorexic ? You should come in France … ( to sum up your thought if i am not fat .. i am anorexic … oO Fail too)
      But in America, i forgot you have only 2 kinds of ppl :
      – Fat
      – Anorexic after surgery with fake abs / teeth / abs / …..
      nice nice .. we are jealous … (or not)

    1. jpimp, Dildo has commented like this a couple times…I think its safe to say yes.

    2. As long as you’re not including great britain as part of the ‘europe that can suck both your testes and ovaries’ I most heartedly agree with your staement, dear boy/girl… erm… thing…

    1. Idiot, impact to the testies causes damages to the production of sperm, producing non-viable sperm.

      Look it up douchbag, I’m taking genetics in school right now. Don’t call me a fail at life until you can give me 100% proof your right asshole.

    2. Well Dildo, I have noticed your extreme un-funny commenting on the last few fails. I must say you aren’t funny, and unless you learn to become funny, I’m going to have to ticket you. I’m letting you off with a warning because you’re an obvious noob, but the next time, which I’m assuming will be soon, I will write you a fat one. Also I believe the word is “testes” HBP. No “i”, just saying.

    3. heartbreakprinces i was insulting you not your stupid comment so stfu and suck my left nut

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    5. DildoDoucheBag, your parents should be on a “coulda had a V8” commercial after having you

    6. DildoDoucheBag, you make me sad for your IQ level…its below absolute zero….please off yourself for the good of human kind.

    7. im pretty sure i donated my sperm to your mom chaotic theory and thats how you where born a born fail from a douchebag sperm donor

    8. Actually I was born from a water buffalo, so that makes you a water buffalo fucker? You sick fuck! (•_•) ,,!,,

    9. i never said i did it with a water buffalo i said i donated my sperm which means i didnt have any intercourse. you earned yourself a big fail chaotic theory son of a water buffalo born from douchebag sperm

    10. Whoa! Calm down bitch, it’s the Internet. But you took offense to that one… You really do fuck buffalos don’t ya?

    11. fancy little penis comment fail you said that i was a virgin and then you said i had sex. this proves you’re an idiot like chaotic theory

    12. Pretty sure Palmela Handerson and Lindsey Lohand are names for your hand. So if you consider yourself not a virgin after masterbating, you should quit life.

    13. i didnt take offense to anything chaotic fag i just stated the truth how you came to be

    14. So, when you masturbate… How does that work? Do you pick one to go with first? Or go two hands to finish at the same time?

    15. it’s like a battle of the witless. we’re gonna need a steel cage, some metal chairs and with this dildo fag involved, a whole lota wet-naps

    16. fancy small penis stop saying all your fantasies out loud. nobody wants to know how you mastebate to gay porn

    17. Yeah you like transplanted cocks don’t ya? Take your 9inch cock and literally go fuck yourself, at least you won’t be a virgin after that. (>_<) ,,!,,

    18. This Sunday, I want you DDB in a steel cage match. Hell, bring your tag/gay lover partner europeguy. HBP and I will take you gays on in a mixed gender tag match.

    19. it seems europeguy has dissapeared so i think im all alone, but dont worry ill get my new cock transplant so you will get enough sucking

    20. Ah hell, i’ll say it again. If you like guys sucking your cock, that means you are gay. Thanks for reassurring us that you’re gay.

    21. like i said idiotic theory im a hermaphrodite i think you lost some brain cells from sucking too much

    22. So because you’re a hermaphrodite, you’re gay? straight? Are you more guy or girl? I’m just gonna call you Pat from now on.

    23. Old Saturday Night Live skit involving a character named Pat, in which no one knew if Pat was a guy or girl. Now you know, Pat.

    24. im not an americunt that just eats and watches tv all the time and no im not young like you say i just simply dont have a life

    25. well i thought i was a douche bag, but i guess i was wrong there s more douchebags in this world.

    26. So I have noticed that you have spelled “douchebag” 3 different ways. Which do you think is the correct one?

    27. To everyone who has replied b4 me… I love you all. Keep the entertainment going. Oh, and please remember to be unique and profane 😉

  2. Stupid Frenchman, his ball didn’t get hit by the gate. In fact the gate just threatened to hit him, so he surrendered.

    1. *yawn* …got any other tired jokes you wanna throw out there? Cuz I could use the sleep.

    2. ok just a few
      -What Does “Maginot Line” mean in French?
      ~”Speed bump ahead”
      -What do you call a French man killed defending his country?
      ~I don’t know either, its never happened!
      -Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate?
      ~She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend herself!
      -Where can you find over 59 million French jokes?
      ~In France.
      Any better? well raise your hand if you hate the french and if you are one, well… raise both

    3. Im not too into Frenchies either. but dude a woman with a french accent is fuckin hot, still cant stand the broad but i would rail the shit outta it.

  3. A) This is Downhill Skiing
    B) The boys sure took a beating on that one
    and C)Commentary Win indeed, Milan.

  4. The frogs have had many nutwhippings in their past, unfortunately for them and that’s not really changed anything…..

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