Good Samaritan Fail

Posted on March 5th, 2010


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“This is so brilliant, and so very wrong. Some poor soul in Baltimore has lost her iPod Touch,

offering a $50 reward for its return. And some Bad Samaritan knows a bidding opportunity when he sees one.”

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    1. EuropeGuy says:

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      *EUROPE GUY FACEPALMS THIS*

    2. Alex says:

      Actually this is a win!

    3. maximus says:

      lost ipod on sale on ebay $150. cracked.

      • my little blow me says:

        i`ll never pay that much money for an 2ndhands ipod..lol

      • makemebad55 says:

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    4. V says:

      Hahahahaha! Capitalism WIN!

    5. failboy says:

      I’ll give you $52 for the Ipod!!

      • failboy says:

        Unless its filled with Rap music.

      • jackel says:

        then its $51.99

      • failboy says:

        Then it must be smashed!

      • EV says:

        Then ill give you 52 bucks for it instead.

        *deletes rape music*

      • yeah says:

        EV said RAPE MUSIC!

      • EPIK PHAIL says:

        rap IS rape music.

      • makemebad55 says:

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        *facepalm for RAPE MUSIC*

    6. Nobody says:

      roflmao….awesome

    7. Nobody2 says:

      Haha it’s a win 51 $ for a ipod its a great deal :-)

    8. Eros says:

      haha victory! now if she offered a blowjob…the other person would have to offer a blowjob and a tityfuck! lmao

    9. petara says:

      Jackass!!!

    10. v o d e v i l says:

      THIS IS SUCH A WIN!!

    11. Baris says:

      Win for a practical mind and sneaky sense of humour.

    12. omgwow says:

      that is a half fail the idea is a good one the placement… not so much

    13. MARINAAAA! says:

      That’s America for you!

    14. some says:

      Great !!!
      I need to remember this, might be usefull in the future.

    15. David says:

      He shouldve tore down the first post it

    16. Shingetsu says:

      Hey, the person that finds it, if its looking for money, will keep it, and if its a good samaritan will look up the name in the phone!!! so the idea LOOKS bright, but isn’t.

    17. Roflcakes says:

      The best part about this is, who the fuck returns and Ipod TOUCH! No seriosly, unless ur caught, you dont return stuff like that.

    18. crp says:

      SO MEAN

    19. keke says:

      lmaoo aye maryland /baltimore

    20. Jordan says:

      Lost my ipod, $51 reward!

    21. Raph-kun says:

      Yeah, and I was that samarithan I kept both the money and the ipod

    22. O.o says:

      I’m afraid that the poster failed on this one. It’s a scam. Ipod touch is obviously worth more than $50. The person gave no specifications meaning they are willing to get any ipod touch for $50. The person who posted the $51 reward just owned that bitch.

    23. EPIK PHAIL says:

      LOST iPAD 2,1$ IF FOUND!

    24. scaz says:

      I steal your facepalm.
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