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Link to news story: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
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IN SOVIET RUS……ppppfffffftttttttt omg what a fucking dipstick! hhahahahahaaaaaa let this be a lesson you stupid fucking commie that you never mess with a coon. Do humanity a favor and pull of a crazy ivan off a bridge.
this was on 1000 ways to die
i must have missed that episode.
haha I was so going to say that it was on 1000 ways to die
I think it was related to a way that a guy died which was by stumbling into the desert either drunk or on peyote and found a group of fornicating furries and then tried to be with them, but they pushed him away, so then he found who he thought was a lonely furry; but it was just a bear.
In soviet russia you don’t rape racc… wait what ? why would anyone want to rape raccoon ?
raping animals….white people fail
well in samdosia (small island in the middle of no were) were i come from its the law to fuck atleast one fury animal a year
If you wrap them in cling-wrap they don’t explode when you cum…
He totally fucked up Resident Evil! You gotta stop the infection in Raccoon City, not cause an infection in raccoon’s cunt.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIGHTEOUS!!! comment WIN!!!
roflmfao, nice man
In Soviet Russia Raccoon Rapes You!! Lmao, and look at that picture, that coon is the boss, he be taking pictures like “Yeah, Sup, yeah I bite off cocks like its my duty, them motherfuckers wont be trying to rape any other coons again!” – Boss Coon!!
Super Coon to Rape Rescue!
wtf? Please stop using the word “coon”. It doesn’t mean what you think it might mean, even in this context.
yes it does mean what he thinks it does. It’s just been twisted by people to be a racial slur.
The freak doesn’t deserve to have a penis.
Raccoon win!
Thank you Mr. Darwin! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I’ll admit that I’ll fuck anything when I’m drunk, but at least its gotta be human… and female, lets get that straight right now!
The racoon looks like a slut and had it coming!
Nice Landoverbaptistchurch. fail reference+1
clearly fake.
and you, sir, are clearly illiterate
Link to news story: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece
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maximus approves pedobear post.
Im trollface and i approve of maximus aprrove message
they should do an ophtalmic investigation…that was coon NOT pussy!
To me it is also a Friend Win. That comment is hilarious.
This Was On 1000 Ways To Die On Spike. Same Story.
I like the one where the guy wondered out into the desert, found people dressed up like animals having sex, then he came across a bear… To which he tried to have sex with.. and got mauled.. HA!
this can not be true say it aint so. some dude actually tried to fuck a raccoon? no way. i did however hear of a story wheres a woman spread peanut butter on her pussy for her dog to lick off?
Google search “Mr. Hands”. Epic.
Hopefully this will prevent him from breeding. Even if he is still able to copulate, no woman would want to make babies with such a moron.
if hes raping raccoons i dont think he was too popular with the ladies to begin with.
Damn right
It’s Poontang, not Coontang….stupid pirozhki eating Bolshevik
This guy must be very desperate.
-Murcielago
How will he explain this to a woman….yeah I know it’s small but if that dam coon had just let me have sex with him…..lol
Whether this is real or not, complete failure due to retardation
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-Murcielago
Face palm, yes!
I wanna congratulate him for removing himself from the gene pool.
Don’t want any little beastiality loving pedos walking around.
you don’t want me do you lmfao
fail soviet is fail
he sure can’t get any coons and c*nts anymore hahaha
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I2Vgp-Gddxs/SdnWvmxzGoI/AAAAAAAAG3Y/qIoEf2sasRs/s400/raccoon.jpg
chef? cheex?
People fuck racoons? Really?
People who are virgins, of course.
I bet it was Santa’s raccoon… Good Boy!
bahahaha I saw this on some show!
Well, it’s all nice and funny, but I’m from Russia and I never saw a single raccoon before I came to this country. So I really find it hard to believe
Super Raccoon PWNZ!
there are no raccoons in Russia,only in zoo.
Raccoons have been introduced into the wild in Russia for many, many decades.
You fucked up my Racoon City?! Where am I supposed to spread my disease now to create a real life resident evil?
I see Cartman’s having problems with NAMBLA again.
damn whats up with guys rapin animals!! seriously they cant get laid even with a hooker???
Its not a real news article, a fake. a professional news report would have correct grammar and spelling, especially when quoting. Good fight, fake article.
He’s missing an “‘s” at the end of “pervert”, “casually” is spelt wrong, at paragraph 5 he only has one quotation mark, in the same paragraph a comma should be at the end of “again”, and in the last paragraph another comma should be at the end of “forever”. The fail isn’t that “he got bit”, but that the kid who made this can’t write a decent fake article.
Comes out in 1000 ways to die
THIS IS SO FRIKIN FUNNY!