Cougar Fail68
By jason in People Fail on March 13, 2010
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wow really? he took a few gulps of crap beer and his out?
BUD….CHEEKS!
Do you speak English?
Derek go eat a middle eastern dick! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAA in your face Biatch!!
He wont be able to see those stretch marks in the dark!!
It’s called VelaShape… please for GOD’S SAKE WOMAN! At least TRY to LOOK the age that you ACT.
What age are you? Who are you? Why do you think she or anyone cares what you think about this innocent lady?
MOM ?!?
WTF EF! This woman is attractive, at least to me, I see nothing wrong with her other than the stretch marks. I’d hunt her
yes she is so attractive, and her stomach has nothing to envy
Chaotic – You’re probably the same loser that would have tried raping a raccoon. You sir, FAIL.
Nah im about cougars too, i got this Chaotic, the only fucked up part is the belly. and this is why doggy style is primarily used on bitches like this, so you dont have to look at it.you know this Puma will be one hell of an adventure.
Anal for the win!
Failloser: You do not use a comma when followed by “and” dumbfuck, you live up to your name.
Ralph: it’s nice of you to be thinking about my sexual encounters, fagboy.
Thanks dyquen and JC, comment wins.
@ FAILLOSER and ralph:
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PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR FAILURE
Can’t see stretch marks when you hit it from back!
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I love when people resort to being a grammar Nazi when they are owned.
Anyone interested in fucking this cougar must be as fat and ugly as she is. There are some good cougars out there, this isn’t one of them.
As the picture says: Fail.
Ah, you came to cry me a river also. I love it when fagbags comment on my comments. Where’s your comment at? Other than the one posted under mine, I don’t see any. Troll (^_^),,!,,
Chaotic. take a break, man. you’re overdue. Stick to the current FAIL
God damn another troll, imma have to give up cougar hunting for a little while and go troll hunting
f{o_O},,!,,
You’d hunt her would you? And what would you have to say to her if you met her?
Seriously what’s with the trolls? I’d tell her that Derek Norris is a lil bitch. Let me guess, your last name isn’t Norris, you’re just trying to emulate Chuck Norris. Well let’s get some Derek Norris jokes going:
• You know they say Derek Norris can lead a horse to water, then he fucks it.
• They say under Derek Norris’s goatee, isn’t a chin, just a set of balls hanging from the cock in his mouth.
Troll {>_<},,!,,
- The chief export of Derek Norris is FAIL
- Crop circles are Derek Norris’s way of saying “sometimes corn needs to be taken rectally”
- If you have 5 dollars and Derek Norris has 5 dollars, it means you have a job and Derek Norris blew somebody for 5 dollars.
Damn Y’all ripped Derek a new one.
Rule 36: There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
My stretch marks bring all the boys to the yard….
and they like OW MY GOD
hahahahahahaa. +1
What boys? What yard? Who is in any way interested in your stretch marks? What exactly are you talking about?
hahahahahahahahaha!
I lol’d
Derek you are a F***tard if you don’t get the joke… DONT MAKE UR STUPID REMARKS ..that just makes you A BIGGER idiot!!!
bud light….. brings the cougar out with ya
HAH! nice
Would you describe your mother as a ‘cougar’? Or would you have a bit more respect?
Derek shut the fuck up, you do realize women who fuck young bucks call themselves cougars right. now you get the stick out your ass and get your self some pussy and stop fuckin yourself. There is a difference with a guy calling a woman a cougar and a MILF. take your time to figure out which one sounds nasty.
i guess he’s playin hunt the grunt
Guess what? No one cares whatsoever what you think about this picture.
Shut the fuck up, Derek. Go back to the troll cave where you belong.
bud light…fail
Maybe that’s the other girl’s mom.
If that were the case, this is an instant fucking WIN.
Or maybe she’s a hooker and it’s “bring your daughter to work night”. Either way that’s a win.
“Bring your daughter… to the slaughter”
Liposuction fail. Call the doctor !
Would you say that to her face?
Wtf Derek you posted on everyones comments defending the woman.
Admit it for once. That’s your mum, right?!
xD
I would totally take a bobber from her
What makes you think she’d have the slightest interest in you?
@diobre ur right it is his mother
LMAO @ KittyFurry
Looks like a cougar WIN to me. The boy might be failing though…
So she’s a ‘cougar’ is she? Not a woman you’ve never met or likely to? Who cares what you think about her?
You know every time you troll on a comment and say “who cares what you think”, you contradict yourself…. why? well let me skool you Derek. if no-one cares about his comment, why are you the only one who care enough to troll on it? dumbshit.
Man, Derek. You’re like Daniel on steroids.
This kid is being taken out for his first beer by his Mom and his sister. He took one sip and they are carring him out. Loser! I doubt this is a cougar strike. Unless the girl on the right can’t get business taken care of so she is letting her Mom take over and show her how its done.
It’s funny cos he’s drinking bud light right?
Ewwwww, u can see her strectch marrks!!111
Alright, i don’t really agree with the whole cougar thing, but i’m not going to judge other peoples decisions, but Derek Norris; shut the hell up! If you don’t like what other people are saying; then get the fuck off this picture! I had to make an account for this website just because you made me so mad by commenting like every comment from others! Who cares what the do and think and like! Its not you, you don’t even know them, so screw off. Lord!
COUGARS ARE PEDOPHILIA! THEY ARE DISGUSTING. THEY ARE LIVING DEAD!
if u ever get that old, u’ll dig small little asses mr.gaylord titi
What are five motherf%^&er!!
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fuckin fat american
I agree …but the first thing i saw was wrong choice of cloth and stretch marks o_O
look at the stretch marks on that cougar
im not sure if anyone thought of this, but that guy could be also be hittin’ with the cougar’s daughter there,at the same time, and as nasty as that might be, it could also be considered a win in some books
You got to love a bar that serves mixed drinks in plastic cups.
I think Derek’s just pissed his mom got out and went after his boyfriend.
Though, it wouldn’t fall into the fail category without the shirt being to short.
nothing wrong with those chicks that a good lickin’ wouldn’t take care of….