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WHY?!
FAIL!
someone put a stake in it!
This is a sneak peek at the 3rd Twilight movie.
Twilight 3-Return of the Fag
WTF… is a man? hum…. no
I am rrreeeeally confused at this point
Confused and horny I bet.You want to gobble that man up.
chimera!
That is exactly what I thought! I know where they got their inspiration from now!
WIN +2
EPIC COMMENT WIN! Didn’t the Chimera land in Russia?
+3
Okay, really…WTF is this besides an epic fail…on so many lvls…..
EWW, 1 WORD: disgusting.
Lady GaGa got pumped
BA HAHAHAHA… agreed!!
I thought that face looked familiar
roflmao….roflmao…roflmao
WIN!!!
Id still ride Lady Gaga,tuck it to the left or something
Bis du depatt? Der Typ schaut aus wie ein Zombie. Wie geil extrem WTF lol das ist extrem geil oha fail.
Hitler don’t live here anymore.
Nicht jeder Mensch der Deutsch schreiben und sprechen kann ist ein Nazi – in Amerika gibt es weit mehr Nazis als in Europa das liegt unteranderem das “Werke” von ihm nicht erlaubt sind.
In Nazi Germany Lady Gaga fucks you!
I believe I am stones is saying something to the effect that all the Nazi’s now live in the U.S.
He might be right.
Thats some Nazi thinking!
Godwins Law sure didn’t take long to kick in on this one
Forgot to mention: @Eros, really? Double fail for not only using an outdated joke but for trying to put a square peg in a round hole, the joke only works with Russia. On second thought the whole “Gaga is a man” thing is kind of old too, so triple fail! Well done.
Bobby Winbuck you fail for breaking my balls..you breaking my balls, Bobby Winbuck, you breaking my balls!!!
Bobby Winbuck fails at life…
Bobby Winbucks breath stinks of his moms pussy.Eros like his dads ass and Renn has a load in his hair still.
look like some transsexual shit lol
money should be spent on penis enlargement instead.
Penis enlargement? I think he’ll need to buy a penis first…
Oh! This is Derek Norris, it all makes sense now.
Im surprised he hasn’t replied with his gay shit yet. Probably cuz his boyfriends cock is in his mouth!
Eye bleach! Eye bleach!
i got you buddy
http://www.failedhumor.com/images/upload/31113698888951133gom.jpg
oops my bad here i promise this one is eye bleach
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WTF! on the 1st one.
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Ahhhhh! Much better on #2. Thanx!
WTF was that first 1 ?????
notice the hairy chicks hand… someone MARRIED IT!!! just think of the hairball you’d cough up after goin down on that mamacita!!!
I had to post the first one, Hahahahahaha it’s slightly (by a sliver) better to look at cat woman than to glance at the chimera thing up there.
The second one was fuck ugly aswell, not AS ugly mind you, but still fuck ugly.
The first one has serious hormone problems….and whoever would fuck that has a serious hair fetish…
Whoever posted that failedhumor.com link, totally not worth it for all of the popups you get. jesus.
you can put him up on twilight… LOL
ditto
What the fuck am i looking at
No one has said it yet but it needs to be said …Kill it with fire! first a stake through the heart and killed with fire.
Derp.
Is this some sort of gay cave man commune? What’s up with the cave man hanging out by the side of the water? Being an asshole is so easy, even a cave man can do it!
Where’s Steve Irwin when you need him.
6 ft underground.
lolness WIN
The fail happens later when he charms a lady from their party out of her pants and goes down on her. You’ll see her at “people of walmart” crouched down and naked in the ‘feminine needs’ aisle.
He loooks like a fucking witch/bitch/whore/douchbag/asshole? Delete as applicable. Is this the sort of comment you approve of?
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PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR FAILURE
Derek Norris, Pedobear does not approve of you, and if Pedobear does not approve of you, none of us do! Apologize to Pedobear…or else……
• “Brokeback Mountain” is not just a movie, it’s also what Derek Norris calls his happy place.
• There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Derek Norris gave head to.
• When Derek Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, it’s the gay biker laying underneath him doing all of the work.
- Perez Hilton owns Derek Norris pajamas
- Derek Norris is not hung like a tic-tac. Tic-tacs are hung like Derek Norris
- Derek Norris is 1/8 Cherokee, not from ancestry, but from swallowing so much Cherokee sperm.
Hahahahahahahahaha Nice one V, and Chaotic you sir are just graphically messed up LOL. now i gotta rinse my brain with mind-bleach for that last bulleted comment.
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There’s food for thought
Derek pull the horse cock out of your ass. You’ll walk a little better.
Ladies and gentlemen… John Edward. “Here he is the biggest douche in the universe.”
a transexual river monster wtf. that’s a douchebag fail i guess.
i believe it is from my expert opinion that you sir may be right. it could also be called The Kraken’s mutated seed.
LOL, a transsexual river monster. Parents keep your children close.
i believe that the homeless guy (aka Davy Jones) is uttering the words “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!” so perhaps it’s not the mutated spawn…i think it is actually THE Kraken…
Nice Observation Renn WIN!! Davy Jones….HAHAHAHAHA
that little thing of his certainly isnt…
I would like to tell every one that i am very sorry for all the bad things i have said to you all its just that i have a problem with myself. I lived my hole life getting picked on because i am a virgin and a nerd with a small penis and to top it off i am gay. I thought to change my life i would have to come out and tell the only people i talk to daily
I think you forgot to say that your also fat. Everything else was a given…no big surprise there! lmao
Derek Norris impostor WIN!
+1
fooled me!
well at least now we know what you look like so we can kill you with fire!
Hahaha Fooled me also!
Someone stopped taking their medication…
hahha spot the baby dick!
What is a man?
A miserable little pile of secrets…
well, that’s an awfully small sack to be carrying a “pile of secrets” haha
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha WIN +5 nice link.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA +10 XD WIN!
fail overload
I sure hope that little cock doesn’t work and if it does I hope it only shoots blanks and if that’s not the case then I definitely hope he’s as gay as he looks because then we won’t have to worry about it reproducing
Is there a woman drunk or stupid enough to have sex with this piece of shit? A person with so few brain cells as this asshole will eventually do something so stupid it will result in his death. Of course killing the stupid motherfucker would be so much more fun.
Ahh, the first of hopefully many epic fails in the “body modification” category. Scary that there just might be someone who looks worse than this.
I AM SURPRISED NO ONE HAS SHOT THAT THING IN THE FACE YET.
God help us all
thundercats hoooooooooooooooooooo
EW.I think i just noticed he has zero hair on his body!
my eyes, they burn!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
he has a really small dick!
besides the obvious fails, wtf is up with his chick hair and his nails??? and it looks like he’s snuggling a baby hampster in his banana hammock. vomit vomit vomit vomit.
The side view is worse. 0.o
I thought it was like a europian Lady Gaga poser til i saw the sideview. Nuff said O.o
The eyeball nipples are strange. The talons around the sides can only stem from a gaudy backpiece. WTF w/ the hair and nails? Please swampthing, deepthroat a shotgun and click click boom.
lady gaga’s father
or mother
I peed in a horse once.
well how many of you fuckers would buff up get fat, have reptile claws tattooed round you body bleach your hair and THEN wear fangs? not many is the answer you lady ga-ga fuckers so go eat shit.
this ‘freak’ your all ‘failin has done something in all y’all faces you’d never do the half of. YOU FUCKERS FAIL NOT THIS GUY. BOOM!
Wow, are you being sarcastic or are you actually condoning and supporting this mans sociopathic behavior? If were all failing by not imitating this loser then perhaps you should definitely set the dumbass record and imitate or even better, come up with something more “extreme” than this. Try the pills in your moms cabinet for inspiration. Dipshit.
I dont think thats where you’re suppose to wear your eye patch Richard
WTF!?!?! i cant believe this man is real!?
i´d do him!
LOL
He got his eyebrows done if anyone didn’t notice…
now whats the point of the lip gloss and eye liner?!?…or the fingernail polish and manthong?!?!? WTF??
shit nothing to say………
Bloodelf Warlock.
How absurd! That headband does not go with that g-string.