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PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR “FIRST”
Wow. You’re a loser.
no.. he means he was first to bye the CD
I really hope you meant “buy”.
no.. i mean bye.. as in goodbye you retard…lol lern how to spell you idiot
You’ve just failed at life. Your mother’s basement will never be the same again.
I’ll ‘lern’ you something, alright!
All I can say is I’m glad these guys aren’t going to be staples of classic rock radio anytime soon.
must be a christian band… hilsong sort of styles.
WTF is this shit? As I write this, blood has begun to seep from my ears and my penis is shriveling up.
starting to shrivel up? xD
LMAO
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
Reckon this is the way music is going from now on?
comment WIN
their parents are proud of them…
well after all, so should we – they have done well for retards
HEY I REMEMBER THIS GROUP, THEIR CALLED THE MONKEY HANSONS.
Is it really?
I remember them too, though I thought they were somewhat better than that. O_O
WTF is happening to this world?!! This just can’t be real! They have to be trollin’! jesus…..
WTF do u want woods? blame it on me now?
You know you’re a bad person when Jesus is hating on your comment
And not one of them can here that they are off key, out of sync, and on different tempos? I give credit to anyone who is deaf and still try to play music. but these ‘tarded turds are just down right tone deaf.
i wonder what a packed music hall would do to them?
hahahaagahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahaahhahahaa
Looks like they don´t spend more money than three bucks for this “Musicvideo”. I think they kidding himself: look at that faggot moves at the End of the clip.
The 3 Muskoqueers! Who gave dumbo a mic and told him he could sing?
Michael Cera band FAIL
Where is auto-tune when you need it the most?!?!?
Bet the track sounds exactly the same played backwards. Uuuugh.
pissing myself laughing….
The failing is within the camera shots, poor voice and bad playing with guitar. The lyrics are g00d, the guys needs only a lot of repetition, a friend who can edit the video, improve the vocal speech and guitar.. lots of work and it would have looked good.
The lyrics are shit, unless you’re a 13 year old who hasn’t read anything beyond “Holes.” I don’t get your comment about “repetition.” If you’re saying the song needs more repetition, you’re wrong… most songs these days play the chorus 5 or 6 times. A song doesn’t even need a fucking chorus, but why does every fucking popular “band” out there that is so “original” and “creative” have the same elements in every song?
The “editing” of the video wasn’t the problem. It’s the whole recording, including the music. It would have been easier to say: “If they knew how to play instruments, sing well, perform properly, and know someone how to properly film it, it would have been better.” Basically, if it were a different band. Stop being so nice. They suck.
lol Not even Pro Tools can save this one.
this is what happens when an entire generation grows up playing ‘rockband’. in the future the dude will look at a real guitar, study it pick it up then put it right back down in order to play the push-button computer version.
Win. I haven’t touched my guitar in like a year and I know I still sound better than that tool. =T
well ‘stichface’ you better sort your shit out then, put down the life-wasting computer game and play some real fucking music. wake up you goon.
Look, douchenozzle, I play guitar and piano but I still play Rock Band. *Musical instruments* are different than *video games*. Say it with me. Rock Band hasn’t made anyone in the world less likely to put in the long hours and dedication it takes to play an instrument. Its a fucking video game. Dig the giant self-righteous stick out of your ass.
Yeah, well, I’m a music journalist and I’ve seen / heard only one band worse that this…
Let me guess, Nickelback? Yeah, I knew it.
Let Me Guess…..The Next Gay Fail Jonas Brothers
Vampire Weekend!?
You’ve had to endure Enter Shikari too? It’s okay, we’ll all get through it together
Souja Boy. And Madonna. And Jonas Brothers.
I don’t even know what name it had but they played the worst Final Countdown cover ever!!
oh yes
Derek Norris Band!
I think Derek Norris got roundhouse kicked off the site.
Thanks to me and V I might add. We put a royal beating on his trolling ass. Others helped to of course, but our “Derek Norris” jokes were funny as hell.
I wouldda been on it, but my laptop decided to take a shit and die. So I just got it back, better late to the bashing party then never?
the drummer was ok… but he he changed tempos and put cybols in wrong places… everyone else……………………………………. GOD HELP US ALL.
So in other words, the drummer sucked, too.
Still better then Simple Plan or Down with Webster
I WAN THIS ON GHITAR HERO
Just when you thought it couldnt get any worse. They start doing the gay leg kick
I would duck tape them to chairs put headphones over their ears and blast SLAYER for hours on end to cure them of their suckage.
Amen.
wtf are you talking about.. this was the product of that very doing…omg ther are more of you?
It’s DUCT tape, not duck tape.
Stupid asshole, I know what I typed.
http://www.walgreens.com/store/catalog/Toolbox/Color-Duct-Tape/ID=prod2389137&navCount=1&navAction=push-product?V=G&ec=frgl_&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=sku2388615
XD the link you pasted there says duct tape too.
Tom, Tom, Tom…Duck is the name of the brand…the brand of DUCT TAPE.
being good at guitar hero does not mean that you will be good in a real band…
i got to do this… this is the whole version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPln2_yZ8wQ
Don’t ask me why, but I went to that link and watched the whole video. Even the comments on You Tube were like the ones here! Did these guys listen to themselves?
HE SHOULD REMOVE THAT DICK IN HIS MOUTH… MY FART SOUND BETTER THAN HIS SINGING…
This is a direct result of Americans rejecting real rock and roll in the late 80s in favor of grunge. Music has degenerated since then, and this is the result.
Do Christian bands do it for the chicks that don’t put out?
I love this song. I used it to scare away miniorities haha j/k.
they sound good to me
That fag’s ears are so big that if he fell off of a cliff, all he would have to do is listen REAL closely and he would probably sail smoothly to a safe landing.
I would rather have two dudes with poopy AIDS weeners bang out my ears than listen to that again…
The singer remind me a The Bad Touch from Bloodhound Gang group.
I can only hope they die a screaming painful death!
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is this shit real
that was the worst thing i have ever heard FAIL on who ever decided to video tape this
they have some kick ass dance moves at the end of the clip
the geys brothers
Anybody notice that the guitars weren’t even plugged in.
i think i received testicular cancer from this video :\
I thought the only “fail” part was the ending.
The production engineer is gonna need to upgrade his version of ProTools for these guys. The front man is the only one who has a future in music. It’s something about his energy, he’s got the goods.
no…………is this your life???? fucking tools.
after watching this, the wind picks up o_o great, Now I shall die. Better than wathching this shit Dx
Sweet Jesus these guys rock!!!
lol omg
What possessed these kids to make a video of a song they obviously never PRACTICED enough!!!? It’s fair to say their only critics were family and friends who didn’t have the courage to tell them, “….well….guys…um…YOU SUCK!!!”.
A friendly word of advice:
Please, everyone: This is why we PRACTICE before pressing that record button (*and that goes for any video or audio recording). Be your own critics and REVIEW what you have about 30 times until you got it down right. Otherwise, you’ll find yourself on a site like this and be looked at as a joke.
Besides that, their “singer” most definitely is NOT a vocalist. Again: PRACTICE and find others who can help you and teach you!
Green Day?