Sexy Fail

Posted on March 16th, 2010


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    1. Chaotic Theory says:

      Don’t even think about going to that cafe, you don’t need it.

    2. maximus says:

      oh god i just ate too.

    3. Nobody says:

      wow….wow……ummm……wow……I’m speechless……..wow

    4. failboy says:

      Is THAT a male or female? They should not allow it any where near a place where people are eating. The people sitting there are saying after seeing that “I’ll take this to go please” Notice the guy with sunglasses and cap on the right checking it out.

    5. V says:

      “Hi, I’ll take the extra cottage cheese, oh, never mind, I’ve got it.”

    6. BLAM says:

      Wooooowhohoho

    7. Dyquen says:

      Blech, its a mystery fruity pebble. looks like fruity man wrapped in tranny

    8. IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

      Notice the guy in black staring.

    9. likkmybalz says:

      you know the worst part… Somebody out there actually gets a hard-on looking at this.. masturbation FAIL

    10. Eros says:

      guess what shes got in that backpack…yup! slim fat!!!

    11. sue says:

      i don’t get it at all. i don’t get it. do some people NOT have mirrors?? do they NOT see or feel the tonnage of blubber?? lock-up these people because they are either oblivious, careless, lunatics, or incredibly selfish to the point that they don’t care how they visually pollute. i would be embarrassed to be this person…and cannot get how she goes almost nude, being so fucking UGLY.

    12. zero mc fail says:

      a fat woman so fucking what? ooooh shes fat lets call her a fail oooooh she isn’t “normal” lets SHIT ALL OVER HER oooooh she dare ware a swimsuit in public ooooh ooooooh ooooooh!

      • shhh says:

        Shut up

      • V says:

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      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        +1 pedobear

      • Chanty says:

        “oooooh she dare ware a swimsuit”

        grammar fail.

      • Chanty says:

        ooops I meant spelling fail haha

      • Andyy says:

        its not a lady, thats a guy, i see him all the time

      • don't judge me i may cry says:

        PEDOBEAR ROCKS!!!!+1 XD

    13. PornStar Marc says:

      Triple rolls up front? WTF?

    14. matt says:

      this is ft lauderdale beach i saw this guy yesterday the best part is he walks around singing i wanted to take a pic but hes a lil scary

    15. hOtChIcK says:

      ever heard of clothes oh great cellulite monster? ah i see you hav got a piece of string but im afraid thats not quite enough…..

    16. Andyy says:

      LMAO i see this guy at the beach all the time.
      he was on the same bus as me.
      i felt bad for laughing in a way because he wears the bikini to get money, tourist take pictures with him and give him money on the beach

    17. Zane says:

      His name is Charles

    18. Zane says:

      hes funny, he makes a lot of money actually

    19. MMM says:

      Its the creature from the black lagoon!!!!!… oh wait its just your mom. LoL (jk)

    20. boomfart says:

      god these fat ppl have got to learn to accept the fact that theyre fat and trying to look sexy isnt gonna change that. itll make things worse. they gotta get over themselves and just put on a one piece. damn

    21. Karen says:

      WOW thats nasty

    22. someone u dont know hehehe(: says:

      ……………………………….. that about all i can say about this pic O_O

    23. Shut. Up. says:

      I hate when people post pictures of me when I dont know about it!!!

    24. Mr. No Name says:

      yeah i have seen this guy to this past year down in fl. going again this year hopeing i wont have to see it again but he was drawing a crowd it was one of those things that just made you think how in the hell could somebody be like that

    25. Lizzy says:

      Omg, I threw up In my mouth! Notice the guy in the black like “AHHHH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!”

    26. TrollerChick says:

      I agree with pedobear. and dammmm that lady: Y she so Stupid?

    27. leaveit says:

      its a guy look near his arm pits and his jaw line,hairy fore arms…

    28. YadaYada says:

      Billy Ray Cyrus after Miley cut off his funds!


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