Epic MILF Fail

Posted on March 18th, 2010


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  1. Chaotic Theory says:

    God damn them some big ol’ titties 0_o
    and when in the hell does the belly button turn into a belly slash?

    • V says:

      “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
      There, picture that!
      *shivers*

    • Joe says:

      Its her vag.

    • Renn says:

      those shorts are just there to keep her FUPA from bangin on her knee’s when she walks…

    • Renn says:

      wait…i think her school girl top is a GIANT white tee-shirt that was altered…oh my…

    • chaos starter says:

      damn her head 2 small 4 tht big ol body!!!

    • PWNZNEWBZ says:

      Can someone please give me a blindfold

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    • bob says:

      we dont want fat girl its disgustiong

    • orange juice says:

      ummm i dont think thats her belly button….

  2. JOefail says:

    FIRST SO NOBODY ELSE CAAN

    • maximus says:

      first? lol! suck it.

    • V says:

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    • maximus says:

      maximus approved pedobear post.

    • Eros says:

      PedoBear also does not approve at your fail!

  3. LakseJohn says:

    damn she’s hot!

    • maximus says:

      either your drunk or black.

    • V says:

      or both

    • Dyquen says:

      Nope just drunk, im Jamaican and this is just NASTY. then again there is a difference with Jamaicans and black Americans on alot of things.

    • Multi User Name says:

      The difference is that Jamaicans smoke weed and Afro-Americans smoke Crack.

    • Renn says:

      Multi User Name WIN!! LOLZ!

    • LO says:

      Dyquen: I’m assuming you’re hot

    • Dyquen says:

      LO, oh yes i am thats what happens when you’re born in the tropics… you get hot blooded. LOL i know what you mean you’re hot your self too. And Multi User Name You WIN Buddy, that is One of the differences. LOL personally i dont smoke anything but right on buddy right on.

    • wtfrofllmao says:

      whoa!!!!! im black and i dont smoke crack,have a babies daddy,i grew up in a stable home,no welfare, have a job, a boyfriend, and about to graduate school and attend Michigan state. GOD!!!!! ALL BLACKS ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!

    • bigmn06 says:

      hahahahaha notice how you said babies daddy and not father which means you’re a bastard (or a whore)… FAIL

  4. maximus says:

    this thing was hot 300 lbs less ago!

  5. Briansquest says:

    She could do with connecting that hose pipe to a vacuum cleaner and administering a bit of ‘do it yourself liposuction’

  6. Nobody says:

    oooohhhhhhh Baby……ooooohhhh Baby……wrap those fat rolls around me …..oooohhhhhh…..Baby……….oooohhhhh….baby…….I can feel the folds enveloping me already……oooohhhhhh…..Baby!!!!!

  7. V says:

    MILF = Man, I Loathe Fatties
    MILF = My Irises are Literally on Fire
    MILF = Many Idiots Love FUPA

  8. cherry says:

    MILF = Mom I’d Like To Fuck (ie, Moi!)
    that is a hosebeast. please don’t compare a hottie mom like me to a sloppy pity party like that!

    • V says:

      That’s it! If you’re gonna claim you’re a hottie mom, we need to see pics. Provide visual evidence or retract your statement. You have 24 hours to comply.

    • Dyquen says:

      Hell yah, V said it. Pics or you lie. but i think she is beyond the point of pity party, this here induces E.D. so this is just plain depressing.

    • Renn says:

      it’s not comparing her to you…”a hottie mom”…that’s why they call it a FAIL…so fail on you…

    • Nobody says:

      I must agree….if you claim hotness you must prove hotness otherwise we will have to keep on comparing you to BIG MOMMA

    • my little blow me says:

      Cherry, give us pictures of you, no need to make em slutty, just show enough to proof.
      You need to broof that it`s you. so hold a piece of paper with ‘hello i`m epic fail`s cherry’

  9. Eros says:

    Derek Norris hasn’t replied yet? This creature is about as big as the Ford F150 behind her. Theres no way she can fit into that car! Maybe in the back….

  10. satangel says:

    this is europeguy`s mom

  11. Darryl says:

    Her hot pants turned in to a fanny pack!

  12. failboy says:

    As bad as this is, it is worst that someone finds this beast attractive.

  13. petara says:

    Let’s go cow-tipping! Seriously… there’s no way it’s getting back up.

  14. BERSERKER says:

    WHO IS THE CAR?

  15. Soviet Lad says:

    In Soviet Russia …. Its called “HOT!”

  16. Jesus Christ says:

    I’d hit that…

    once with my truck and a couple of times with a bat!

  17. Rmfg says:

    “im Washin cars for cheese burgers……pretty please”

  18. Addie says:

    /eyetwitch.

  19. jhawk says:

    Looks like 500 pound of chewed bubble gum…that’s tryin to be sexy…or at least not revolting.

  20. Kenny says:

    Oh god I hope thats her belly button not her vagina!

  21. Germán says:

    I choose up him!…imagine…iuuk!…so dangerous to be below him….

  22. Failer says:

    Snorlax, I choose you!!!!!

  23. failboy says:

    Here at this zoo the some animals have learned to bath themselves. How can this be a MILF? That would mean …MOM. How can that happen?

  24. 2lolo says:

    IF YOUR A BLACK MAN.. SEE YOUR NEW LOVE………

  25. -InuYasha- says:

    WTF, how do people let this happen to themselves!

    • Aiques says:

      Lazyness + Poverty × Not much time

    • PornStar Marc says:

      @Aiques you forgot + Doritos + “diet” soda constantly + McDonalds + Super size

    • Dyquen says:

      i would say minus poverty, cuz if this bitch was poor she would look like she has missed a few meals every so often. Could just be Laziness + Rascal + Junk Food + A man just a fat and Lazy as Her

  26. Aiques says:

    repeated ad infinitum

  27. _jaded_ says:

    vomitous

  28. TehMonkeyMan says:

    *Insert ‘Yo momma so fat’ joke here*

  29. zero mc fail says:

    seriously, girls, wouldn’t you just kill yourself? i mean how ON EARTH could you let this happen to you . . ‘oh yeah gee i’m getting FAT i better stop eating all the time’ . . . few months down the line: “HOLYSHIT I’M BLIMP-SIZED” well fuck may as well just keep on eating then . . BLOOM BLOOM BLOOM ooops i’m the same size as A F**KING WHALE! oh . theshoot! well excuse me now as i wake up every morning hating myself and living my days feeling like a fat strumpet why don’t i just pose in my swimsuit for this epicfail picture.

    what. the. fuck.

  30. Mac-D says:

    TRIM SPA BABY !! (BRBRBRBUUUP)

  31. JitZo says:

    Yammi!

  32. D-FAILER says:

    MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BURNS

  33. simon says:

    did she sit on an airhose ???lol

  34. PornStar Marc says:

    When shorts look like a sling for your fat rolls, you may wanna put the twinkie down.

  35. Chanty says:

    Good lord she has a gunt. I cannot un-see what I’ve seen. shsdgkjhsdigh I need eye bleach.

  36. sexxbom says:

    american???

  37. bezes says:

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  38. kori says:

    I called my friend once I was done gagging at this pic and described it to him in this way: “Ok, picture this chick in a midriff white shirt with a super low cut v neck. she is also wearin daisy dukes.” at this point he sounded quite interested in the picture that was in his mind at this point. I finished it with “Now add about 600 lbs.” He had to put the phone down he was so disgusted.

  39. Syrun says:

    Idk but I don’t want to see her from behing………………….. *puke*

  40. Zed says:

    yummie! She’s dressed hot! And look at those boobs! Massive!

  41. Caramel Beauty says:

    fuckin white trash

  42. delicious says:

    Looks like another Texan pornstar.

  43. sexy bitch says:

    i wonder how many ppl have been blinded from her

  44. Zed says:

    Damn! That fat bitch is really hot! :D

  45. sherry says:

    the veins in her boobs are the size of texas good lord……

  46. Anime Hentai says:

    ..damn.. those are some big tits..


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