Epic Parenting Fail

Posted on March 19th, 2010


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    1. maximus says:

      FIRST!
      maximus approves pedobear post dissaproving my first regardless. I just couldnt resist today.

      • V says:

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        Sorry, bro. No exceptions, but kudos for embracing the pedobear.

      • Eros says:

        In Soviet Russia maximus approves PedoBear!

      • maximus says:

        i sure do!

      • Greasers says:

        Why are you saying ‘first’? Is it like a game or something?

    2. V says:

      WTF! I blacked out and put the baby in the oven? What kind of racist shit is this? You never hear anyone say “I Chinesed out” or “I Mexicaned out”. Why is it always black? I have never known a black person who put their baby in an oven. A microwave mabye, but never an oven!

      • V says:

        Damn it, spelling FAIL! maybe not mabye.

      • Nobody says:

        Well…umm…I think this is a no brainer so I am thining you are attempting humor….(the microwave thing isn’t funny either)

        You missed it so….

        Humor Fail

        If you were serious then….

        Intelligence fail

        so either way you fail

        and you’re very own recognized spelling fail….

        Wow….so many fails in one post

      • Dyquen says:

        Ey nobody, ,,|,, (o.O),,|,,

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        @Nobody: basically you’re trying to say he failed a lot; just explain this sentence when I break it down
        “and YOU ARE very own recognized spelling fail”
        You see your fail? I caps locked it for you… I know you meant your but now you look like a dumbass. f{^_^},,!,,

      • V says:

        @Dyquen and Chaotic
        Thanx for the backup guys
        .
        @Nobody
        Failure to appreciate humor
        Failure to spell thinking (thining)
        Failure at trying to point out 17 million fails
        In essence,
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        PEDOBEAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF YOUR FAILURE

      • Eros says:

        PedoBear is always right!

      • whatamess says:

        Nobody is right. V’s initial post is a childish attempt at humor. Fail.

        This “thanks for the backup guys” from the regular posters here is about as queer as it gets. Fail.

        Again, Chaotic Theory comes out as the grammar Nazi even while his own post has punctuation mistakes. lol This guy cracks me up! Fail.

      • Chaotic Theory says:

        Whatamess you goddamn troll. I’m not a grammar Nazi, I just hate on trolls who hate on posters. Of course I make mistakes, I’m not an English professor. But at least I don’t randomly rip on posters, I just rip on the trolls, like you.
        ,,!,,(>_<),,!,,

      • oohwakakaka says:

        fuck these kids. that was the funniest shit i read all week!!!

    3. Dyquen says:

      Why do Dumb ass who mix Weed and Liquor have kids? you dont mix a sedative with another kind of sedative.

      • Tammy LaShay says:

        Yeah. That’s right! You should research your drug of choice before taking it because everyone knows that dumbasses that are dumb enough to get wasted with a kid around who needs their care in the first place should be smart enough to mix properly!

      • Dyquen says:

        Hahahahahaha Sarcasm WIN, but i wasnt even going at the fact the had a kid. but true though, Only a dumbass would take drugs or drink when they have kids. hell your a dumbass period if you take drugs.

      • Tammy LaShay says:

        That’s why I only take the drugs my doctor gives me. I’m betting they are way better than anything you can get on the street. At least when I run screaming because I think a Pepsi can is stalking me I know it’s not because someone laced my crap with something.

      • Dyquen says:

        TAMMY WIN.

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Tammy +5

    4. HHHfan says:

      the fact that he smoked weed is completely immaterial and bullshit propaganda. If you are stupid enough to put a baby in the oven, pot had nothing to do with it, YOU ARE JUST A FRIGGIN IDIOT, PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

      • Eros says:

        It actually does, cuz when you smoke weed you get the munchies…and well…he put something in the oven..didnt he?? lmao drunk and high, what else do you expect!

      • Dyquen says:

        Muchies had him put the bun back in the oven

      • Sheamus says:

        Triple H, the fact of the matter is at wrestlemania, I’ll beat cha in the ring. It’ll be me standing above ya, victorious and I’ll go on to win back my WWE Championship after I’m “true witch ya”…. *(you gotta read with an Irish accent)
        But I agree pot had nothing to do with that, that’s just human fail.

      • danielle says:

        it’s unfourtunite that some people cannot man up and take responsiblity for their actions. It doesnt matter if he was drinking and smoking weed, he made a bad descion and now he has to deal with the consquences. FYI this long fellow blaming it the drugs and alcohol is like someone blaming attempted suicide on taking too much tylenol with codine

      • Jack says:

        Yes, the munchies made him do it. Therefore marihuana kills. Maybe other drugs?

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Jack Spelling Fail

        Marijuana <— Correct spelling

    5. my little blow me says:

      You can drink some beer and smoke pot, but don`t drink lots of hard liq. and smoke the ganja…

    6. Fat Bastard says:

      •I want baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
      •Baby, the other other white meat

    7. zero mc fail says:

      i listened to 24 seconds of the video clip and could take no more. absolute complete fucking unbelievable bullshit.

    8. petara says:

      Babies are microwave only! Duh! …. honestly though, that’s fucked.

    9. Renn says:

      did anyone else notice that the town is called McCrackin?? TOWN NAME WIN!!!

      • Dyquen says:

        **McCracken** it’s probly where the Body Mod Fail Guy came from.
        Town Wins… Residents Fail

    10. 2lolo says:

      REDNECKS………..

    11. TL says:

      LMFAO

      First, of course something like this would happen in Kentucky.

      Second,McCracken County hahha on the police car

    12. ZeroHour says:

      more sad then fail. *depression sigh*

    13. dartagion says:

      Well this disproves Darwins theory. Some people should not be allowed to reproduce.

    14. Raph-kun says:

      I guess it’s the same guy who tried to eat his baby in a sandwich

    15. jj abrams says:

      he looks soo cracked out

    16. WebPolice says:

      KFC = Kentucky Fried Childen


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